Jellal
How in hell did this happen? How in earth did I fall for Erza?
Sure, we were both in the tower of heaven. Sure, I thought she was the most perfect person in the world. (I hadn't seen much of the world back then though.) Sure, I looked out for her. But Falling for her?
That was just crazy…
But it did happen, I love her. I love Erza.
But… but… but…Ugh!
This love is definitely doomed to be one-sided forever…ever… ever … ever (echo)
Man, Cupid is one stupid creature…
Alzack
I got married to Bisca. Sure, she is hot and kind and strong and hot and sweet and beautiful and lovely and did mention hot? If I did I'll scream it in your face this time MY WIFE IS HAWT! You jelly? Well, don't be.
She is scary too.
Apparently, Erza taught her some moves and she aint afraid to use 'em.
BUT I STILL LOVE HER!
Because the stupid thing called Cupid shot an arrow up ass. And I've never been happier.
Cobra
She was a snake, now she's a chick. I used hear her hiss; now I hear her speak.
I see her. I hear her.
Cupid hit me. I didn't hear fast enough to dodge.
Cupid is stupid… AND I hear him.
Gray
She was supposed to stalk me. Not get a Stalker for herself.
That White-haired, squint-eyed, striping, bastard Leon follows her EVERYWHERE! And he's always all over her saying things like 'Juvia-chan, lets go a date.' 'Juvia-chan, dump this idiot so we can date.' How can she dump me, if we aren't even dating!
And every time I think she's leaving me for him…
I think I'm jelly. Like really, really jelly. Cause I'm Considering stalking her. ME, stalking JUVIA!
Fuck you cupid!
Loke
I thought I knew how to make a woman fall in love. C'mon a ladies man, like myself, must. I know how to please them. I know how and when to woo them. I know what to tell them. I even know when to leave them.
But I don't know how to do anything to her!
I mean look at me! I stopped thinking about other woman. I stopped thinking dirty thoughts about other woman. I stopped dating other woman.
I basically stopped everything to do with other woman.
Well, except Lucy. She's my master, I have to protect her. But I don't flirt with her anymore.
And Aries still won't take a hint! Every time I try to flirt with her she at first says she's sorry. (Then she finally blushes and says something. And it is just so damn cute; I fall for her even more.)
Does that mean she's sorry that she doesn't feel the same way? Is she rejecting me?
Cupid is just so-so-so so stupid.
Elfman
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Ever said it would be manly to say Cupid is stupid.
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Cupid is stupid. I AM A REAL MAN!
Laxus
I always hated her, that monster of a barmaid.
First when she joined the guild, she was scary. She was two years younger so I didn't get beaten up by her. But she was just so damn annoying. Always screaming, 'Erza! I'LL KILL YOU TODAY!' and then wrecking havoc in the already noisy enough guild. Jeez, couldn't a man just listen to music in peace.
And then Lissana was sent to that place called Edolas. And she changed completely. And the old man kept telling me how I should be more like her! I hated her guts.
Then one not-so-fine day, I was sent in an s-class mission with her. I don't know what happened but now I find her absolutely wonderful.
I think…. I'm in love with her.
*Laxus from the past appears outta no where*
WHAT! NO! THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING! CUPID IS STUPID! SO FUCKING STUPID! I MUST HIT HIM WITH LIGHTNING AND CHANGE THE FUTURE! I MUST!
Natsu Dragion aka Edo/fireball Natsu
Lucy-san is scary and mean and rude and reckless and punk-ish and pretty and weird and scary.
But I know she is a really good person; she's just been through a lot. She grew up in an orphanage and no one ever loved her. She was abused. I can tell because I saw those scars that are still all over her body. She is still kind in her own way. She is ready to die for any of us. She stops us from breaking down mentally (by teasing us and telling us that we look pathetic.) But she
Never lets us see her weak side. The side that silently sheds tears all alone in some dark corner of the dorm.
I love her and *sigh* I know she will never feel so same for me.
*starts to cry* Why? Cupid-san why? Why couldn't you make Lucy-san fall for me too? *cries harder*
Happy
I don't really know who Cupid is…
Carla said he was nude baby … with wings. Hahahahaha! He must be stupid!
Cupid has to be stupid! Hahahahaha!
Gildarts
I fell in love…
And I made the goal of my life to become strong enough to slaughter Cupid.
He destroys a man's life.
Romeo
When I first saw her she was older than me. But I have to say. I had a little crush on her.
Hey, c'mon everyone has a crush on an older person at some point. … Right?
Well, I did too.
Then when the Tenrou incident happened, I realized at that time it really wasn't a little crush. It was an enormous one.
And one finest day ever, everyone came back. She came back. Funny, now she was the one younger. So if everyone gets a crush on someone older at some point, I think in Wendy's case it's gonna be me. Cause I'm the only guy around her age in the guild. So I'm waiting for her to have a crush on me.
Oh, who am I kidding? She is never gonna love me. Love sucks. Cupid is a goddamn stupid creature, who should killed.
Natsu
Cupid who now?
Don't tell me he's another one of *growls* Lucy's boyfriends.
Great. Just freakin amazing! Now, I have to go sniff him out and kill him. Well, can't kill him. But still I'm gonna beat him up so bad!
After I'm done I'm sure he will stay the hell away from her. But Lucy won't talk to me for days!
*groan*
Damn you stupid cupid bastard!
Gajeel
I am a punk, aint I?
Then, why did fall for some short, nerdy, cute, smart, weird shrimp?
Oh, I know because Cupid is Stupid.
S-T-U-P-I-D!
Gray Surge aka Edo-Gray
*whines* Why doesn't Juvia-chan love me? I wanna go to Earthland.
The cupid here is stupid.
O.O
So this is a story about all the pairings I'm rooting for. The title was given to me by my sis. So credits to her. And If 5 people review and say they want a sequel then, I'll paste a second chapter with the girls.