Firstly- oh my barricade. I am SO sorry for kind of abandoning this! Please forgive me!

-Marseillaise

Secondly- there is no secondly, I just like that it's a word. fourthly is also a word. and ninthly.

Well, we also shipped... The ship which must not be named...
Dear Mars,
Leif says thanks, Selia says she's flattered, and Corrina says AND IM NOT AWESOME? I ONLY DRESSED UP AS A BOY AND JOINED THE ARMY! Pierre is too drunk to answer. ( and for everyone for whom this makes no sense, I'm sorry. I write, like Psycho and Mars, but not fanfiction. These are the fabulous figments of my imagination.)
Dear Enjolras,
Revolutions are all fine and dandy when you're not the CROWN PRINCE! And Mars... You won't be laughing when TEAM SONDHEIM KICKS YOUR BUTT!
Sincerely, Prince Alan
Dear Victor Vinge,
You. Are. Awesome. (Yeah, whatevs, but he's FRENCH.)
Dear Phantom,
RAAAAMIIIN!
Dear Raoul,
HAAAAADLEEEY!
Dear everyone,
TEAM SONDHEIM OR TEAM FRANCE?

-Om

Om-

Meh. Tell Corrina she is not awesome, she is beyond awesome. But…but…Pierre! And the ship which must not be named…I don't ship it anymore because I ship Enjolras with NOBODY and Éponine with Sydney Carton :)

-Marseillaise

Om-

…Revolutions are only good when necessary. I do not advocate bloodshed.

-Enjolras

Om-

Yes, yes I am. En garde!

-Victor Vinge

Om-

…what?

-Erik

Om-

…excuse me? That's not my name.

-Raoul

Om-

TEAM FRANCE!
-Everyone.

(ha)

Enjolras-

Oh my goodness, that is exactly how I feel. Finally, someone to have a good, educated conversation with.
-JC, the one who is edumacated

JC-

*nods*

-Enjolras

Enjolras,
YOU ARE ENJOLRAS! And i was noting the similarities between you, Raoul, and Fiyero. JACKET-WISE. well, vest-wise for you. And yeah, it would be weird for Grantaire to like the Army Officer just because both of them are played by Hadley Fraser. Characters are different than actors. Actors are different than characters.
Darci

Dear Javert,
Are you a Dr. Horrible or a Captain Hammer? Who do you relate most to?
Darci
P.S. it's from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Dear Fantine,
Do you mother Eponine and Gavroche in heaven?
Darci

Dear Raoul,
Don't worry, I think you should be with Christine and that you aren't awful.
Darci

Dear Marius,
I like Napoleon too! Let's be friends!
Darci

Darci-

Indeed.

-Enjolras

Darci-

…what?

-Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police

Darci-

Thank you!

-Raoul

Darci-

Okay!

-Marius

Eponine,
Yes, yes you do deserve a happy ending.

Cosette,
I'm sorry so many people feel that way...most - like me - are just jealous their own favorite characters didn't get a happy ending. Still, I wish you well.

The Bishop, the Nuns, and All the Soldiers at Waterloo,
Oh, don't cry, it's not you're fault you're overlooked-the story is still about you - you just...well...you're not Jean Valjean. Sorry.

You're obedient servant,
Lady Spindle.
PS This made me smile. :)

Lady Spindle-

Thank you!

-Éponine

Lady Spindle-

…okay.

-Cosette

Lady Spindle-

*frowny face*

-The Bishop, the Nuns, and All the Soldiers at Waterloo

Dear Enjolras,
Do you enjoy the works of Aeschylus?

-RandomPerson

RP-

Somwhat, yes. Do you?

-Enjolras

Dear Enjolras
Are you always so polite?
Dear Combeferre
You never get REALLY angry, do ya?
Alopex

Alopex-

Yes.

-Enjolras

Alopex-

Not really, no. It isn't in my nature.

-Combeferre

Dear Joly,
I'm not your friend? *Sniffle* FINE THEN! I'M JUST GONNA DROWN MY SORROWS IN THE CLIQUE NOVELS AND YOU'LL BE SORRY!
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Rudy Manchego,
But seriously. He killed, like, so many hot guys.
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Eponine,
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING! This part is my absoloute dream (I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY!) and I reaaally hate the feeling of confuzzledness. (You're my double favourite character now.) :D
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Enjolras,
By the way, our little lives DO count at all. Because I'm gonna be an author and a GREAT ECCENTRIC COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO I CAN EDUCATE THE WORLD! AND I WILL BE FAMOUS! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM HUGGING YOU!
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Cosette,
So I'm guessing you inherited your hair colour from Tholomyes, correct?
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Fantine,
I think you are sooooo cool. Like, awesome cool. Because you *Cough* Destroyed your life for your child who for all you know could have been dead fifteen years ago *Cough*
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Montparnasse,
Your soul needs a hug too. *Hugs* OMIGOD HEY ENJY AND COSETTE MY FRIEND GUESS WHAT I HUGGED 'PARNASSE AND I DIDN'T GET SAVAGELY MURDERED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eponine-NelllieL

Dear Courfeyrac,
That's cool. I'm fine. *Bursts into tears* No, no I'm fine, seriously. I'm happy for you. *Runs away* SARA! I NEED THAT DROWNING YOUR SORROWS APP ON YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Thenardier,
The guy on Today Show called you a "corrupt innkeeper who would do anything for a quick buck." His words, not mine. ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THAT DESCRIPTION?
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Everyone (Sorry Combeferre),
Each time I review, I will say if I am Eponine everdeen or Sara (NellieL). So if Sara finds this fic... not my fault, okay?
Eponine-NellieL

Dear Jehan Prouvaire,
Tips on Secret Admirer Poetry? There's this one guy (Like, my third crush) and he's sooo awesome, except I barely know him, and I kinda want to leave him bits of poetry, gradually get to know him better, and then sign one poetry paper with my name. Too cliche? 'Cuz, you know, I'm a romance freak. :)

ENL-

…I'm sorry?

-Joly

ENL-

Meh. He is awesome.

-Rudy Manchego

ENL-

Awh, thanks! You'll be brilliant, I'm sure.

-Éponine

ENL-

Actually, I've had quite the experience running from girls determined to hug…or kiss…or publicly rape me. So I can, in fact, run quite fast.

-Enjolras

People tried to rape Enjy? *laugh*

-R

ENL-

*savagely murders you*

-'Parnasse

ENL-

Sorry. It just ends too badly.

-Courfeyrac

ENL-

Very supportive. He didn't even mention my major crimes!

-Thénardier

ENL-

That's fine.

-Combeferre (I don't really mind answering :) )

ENL-

Not too cliché. Leave short notes first, that aren't completely sappy. Bonne chance! And there's nothing wrong with being a romance freak.

-Jehan

Yo Jehan. Yo Jehan. Can you judge this thingy I made?

Enjonine Anthem

Hail to Red, hail to Black!
We ship Enjonine, that's a fact!
The gamine and the god, Apollo and Daphne,
Orpheus and Eurydice, they're sweeter than candy!

Enjolras and Éponine, France's Greatest Couple!
Others may hate it, but they're just so adorable!
Even if they haven't even seen each other,
We believe they're perfect together!

The FanFics they have will make you smile,
The feels they give will make it worthwhile.
Hail to Enjolras and Éponine!
They make one great ship: ENJONINE!

Please deem it worthy.

-MyNameIsLuka

MNIL-

Um…I don't think Enjolras or Éponine would be happy about that at all…

-Prouvaire

Victor Hugo
You didn't give me a proper andswer. Having a depression again?
Alopex

Alopex-

Mmm.

-M. Hugo

Dear Javert,
Do you like pizza?
- Anon.

Anon-

…No.

-Inspector Javert, Paris Prefecture of Police

Dear Everybody
By the way, I admire Marseillaise that she survives it, with all of you together in one room :D

after all, I admire YOU too, that you survive it with each other.

Enolras, how do your idillic ideas come to terms with Javerts ?
or National Guards?
Alopex

Alopex-

It is…difficult sometimes, but she only keeps a few of us around full time- Enjolras, me (Combeferre), Jehan, Sydney Carton, and Cosette. The others are too annoying sometimes. Especially R.

-Combeferre

Alopex-

It's...complicated. We don't talk much. or at all.

-Enjolras

Joly,
Do you consider WebMD a reliable source of information on illnesses?
-MEEP

MEEP-

It depends. Sometimes, but you should definitely go to a doctor as well, and get a prescription, and as quick as possible too, and probably not eat or drink anything with someone else and keep all your possessions to yourself and make sure to go to sleep pointed north and drink plenty of water anddlkgdhbsfxj vk,n

Yes, Joly that's good. Now you're going to frighten MEEP.

-Joly and Bossuet

Marseillaise,
Please, please, PLEASE don't make this story rated T. I'm not allowed to read anything above K. Bleh.
-MEEP

Enjolras,
May I join the Revolution? I will provide ammo.
-MEEP

Combeferre,
Do you sleep with a pink teddy bear called Snuffly?
-MEEP

Les Amis,
Has Enjolras ever gotten drunk, and if so, what did he do?
-MEEP

Cossette,
I don't understand why people hate you so much. I mean, you seem a little boring, but that's because in the book you were pretty much an instrument to move the plot along and there wasn't a lot of character development, so really it's Victor Hugo's fault. You seem OK to me.
-MEEP

Azelma,
Why would anyone ever let you have sugar or caffeine? That's like a one-way trip to crazy land.
-MEEP

MEEP-

Euh…I can't decide, so it's staying K+ for now.

-Marseillaise

MEEP-

Of course. As long as you truly believe in the cause, and are not just here because you know Courfeyrac or someone.

-Enjolras

MEEP-

…No.

-Combeferre

MEEP-

Um, yes, he has and no, we aren't saying.

-Combeferre (the speaker)

MEEP-

Thank you. I don't understand it either.

-Cosette

MEEP-

NO REALLY SUGAR GAWKAWP;SJ LIKE REALLY CAFFEINE I DISCOVERED IT ITS COURFEYRACS FAULTA O;HG'

-aZELMA

Dear Eponine,

Of course you deserve a happy ending! In this book you die for Maruis. Maruis does NOT deserve you. I suggest that when ever you see Maruis you should either kick his butt, embarrass him in public, or annoy him to death
Sincerely,
E. Luci

Dear Cosette,

You had a happy ending. LOOK AT EPONINE! She is waring dirty rags for clothes! She loved Maruis so much that she died for him. SHE deserves a happy ending,not a tragic , ALL the revolutionaries deserve all happy ending.
Sincerely,
E. Luci

E. Luci-

Thank you.

-Éponine

E. Luci-

Yes, she did…but that doesn't mean I don't…

-Cosette

My dearest Amis!

Its me again, Im quite active today, huh...
Well I have two question for all of you.
Firstly, are the names you go by in the book your names or family names? I have been thinking about it recently.

The second one will make one person angry...
Honestly people, tell me, what would Enjolras make angrier? If I told him France is horrible country, if I claimed he and Eponine are the nicest couple in the 19th Century, or If I said he is cute?
Just thinking if something can hurt his marble soul...

Alopex

Alopex-

Our family names. We didn't get first names, except Jehan.

-Combeferre

Alopex-

…Not answering that.

-Combeferre

Dear Les Amis,

I feel the need to rant. Here, listen:

OK, SO I GAVE MY WELSH FRIEND KAY THE PASSWORD TO MY INSTAGRAM, SO IT WOULD NOT BE FORGETTEN AND THEN I PROMPTLY FORGOT THE PASSWORD SO I TEXTED KAY ASKING HER WHAT IT WAS AND THEN SHE DIDN'T REPLY WHICH IS JUST MEAN AND SHE'S NOT PICKING UP HER PHONE WHICH IS RUDE. SO YEAH. IT'S NOT FAIR.

It wasn't actually that long a rant. Oh well.

Mina x

Dear Meg Giry,

Would you ever consider going out with Erik?

Mina x

Dear Erik,

Would you ever consider going out with Meg?

Mina x

Dear Les Amis, Éponine, Cosette, Marius and Marseillaise,

WE NEED A BARRICADE SLEEPOVER SO BAD. LOOK. I NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH GREASE WITH. AND LES MIZ. I haven't watched either of them in like two days. And I have popcorn and doughnuts, and I also have this cheese that is really nice. We can also go iceskating. Because dat would be AWESOME.

Mina x

Dear Enjolras,

I unprepared the sections at Notre Dame. Soz.

Mina x

Dear Feuilly,

If Éponine rejects you, my friend Kay is available, OK?

Mina x

Dear Joly,

If Musichetta ever dumps you, I am so around.

Mina x

Dear Everyone,

Do you like Percy Jackson? If so, do you ship Percy with Rachel or Annabeth? And if you ship Percy with Annabeth, do you ship Rachel with Leo? Coz it should be a thing guys.

Mina x

Mina-

Awh, dangit. That's why you left I suppose. Make another account? I'm still team_france.

-Marseillaise

Mina-

Hum…maybe, if he was nice.

-Meg

Mina-

CHRISTINE SHE IS NOT CHRISTINE

-O. G.

Mina-

YES. YES THAT MUST HAPPEN.

-Marseillaise plus all of the Les Mis characters

Mina-

…WTAH? Why?

-Enjolras

Mina-

Okay. Hi, Kay. :)

-Feuilly

Mina-

I doubt she would, but okay.

-Joly

Mina-

Yesh. And Percabeth is wonderful. …Lechel? Or Reo? I agree. Should be a thing.

-Combeferre

Everyone,
Can any of you dance?
Abby

Azelma
Do you like rap music? Also, we should go skydiving together.
Abby

Gavroche
Where did you get your pistol?
Abby

Navet
Are you seceratly a pirate?
Abby

Abby-

Enjolras can…and Courfeyrac is really good. Grantaire thinks he can. And Cosette can.

-Combeferre

Abby-

YES YES THAT IS AWESOME YES

-aZELMA

Abby-

It's Javert's :P

-Gav

Abby-

Yeah! Me an' Jack Sparrow an' R.

-Navet

Dear Enjolras,
Is it true you have a thing for Grantaire? ;)
Adrianna

Dear Lucie
WHY CANT YOU LOVE SYDNEY CARTON?! ASLDFAHS;IGHA;FA;LDFJA;SLDFJA;LSDFJA;OWIR
Adrianna

Dear Marseillaise and Psycho,
Great story! You guys are AWESOME! And I ship Lucie/Sydney! I'm BFFs with Darci :)
Adrianna

Dear Sydney,
You should have been with Lucie. I ship it. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED! As I ship it, it shall be done.
Adrianna

Adrianna-

No, it is not true.

-Enjolras

Why isn't it true. Can it be true?

-R

Adrianna-

Because I love Charles…I love Sydney too, but just as a friend.

-Lucie

Adrianna-

Thankya! Coolio, I ship Sydney/Éponine n stuff.

-Marseillaise (Psycho quit)

Adrianna-

Thank you.

-Sydney Carton

Dear Everyone,
Do you get to watch Les Miserables with Marseillaise or does she make you stay in her room?

Dear Jean Valjean,
Why didn't you steal cheese or meat instead? They're more filling and you were going to eat it right away anyway.

Dear Enjolras,
If Lamarque hadn't died, when would the revolutionaries have rebelled?

Dear Javert,
The lawr has been mocked. By the Texas government, who mocked their own lawrs.

AJ

AJ (sawry we haven't been on abaisse :( )

Of course she lets us.

-Combeferre

AJ-

Because…the bakery smelled good?

-Jean Valjean

AJ-

…At some point. Perhaps the anniversary of the Bastille storming.

-Enjolras

AJ-

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Javert

Dear Enjolras,
I love you and it's my goal in life to irritate you. Mainly cause you're cute when you're mad. And I have to ask, is your hair magic?
Virtual hugs and kisses,
Iceflower
Dear Éponine,
You are my favorite besides Enjolras. And I have one question for you. WHY YOU NO LOVE ENJOLRAS? You'd be BEAUTIFUL together. 3
Iceflower
Dear R,
Wanna start an Enjolras fan club?
Dear Couf,
If I remember correctly that's from Monty Python and the Holy grail. If so I LOVE YOU. (Almost as much as Enjy.)
Saying NEE!
Iceflower
Dear Amis,
Who wants to join the Derrick awareness club?
Iceflower

Iceflower-

I hate you and would you please go away. Thank you.

-Enjolras

(awh, enjy, that was harshhhh…

-courf)

Iceflower-

…Because I just don't! I think I love Sydney, and that's all.

-Éponine

Iceflower-

Sure!

-R

Iceflower-

MONTY PYTHON IS CORRECT!

-Courfeyrac, saying EKIS EKIS EKIS

Iceflower-

Um, we're already in it. He's like, our friend.

-Combeferre

Dear Charles Darnay,

Marseillaise said that I could have you as my muse, because she told me that she had Sydney but I wanted Sydney but I couldn't have Sydney because she had Sydney, so he said I could have you. So yay. Except I haven't actually read the book I've just seen the musical so I don't know you that well. Oh well. :D

Anna xoxoxoxoxoxo

Dear Raoul,

Did you know there are people who ship you with Erik? Are you mentally scarred by this revelation?

Anna xoxoxoxoxoxo

Dear Éponine,

Well. I was watching Carrie Hope Fletcher who plays you on the West End. Yeah, well I was watching her YouTube videos and apparently she wants to be a Disney Princess. Do you want to be a Disney Princess?

Anna xoxoxoxoxo

Dear Everyone,

Which Disney Princess do you think Éponine would be?

Anna xoxoxoxoxo

Dear Marseillaise,

THE HEAVENS SEEM AN INCH AWAY AND NOT UNFRIENDLY AFTER ALL!

Anna xoxoxoxoxox

Anna-

:) you should read the book, I'm awesome.

-Charles Darnay

Anna-

YES THAT IS DISGUSTING EW NO I HATE HIM NO NO NO

-Raoul

Anna-

Oh my gosh I was drunk and Courfeyrac- no. Just no.

-Éponine

I REMEMBER THAT OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS YOU STOOD ON THE TABLE AND PRETENDED TO BE A MERMAID AND A TALKING CRAB BAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS EP!

-Courf

Anna-

The Little Mermaid…it was Courfeyrac's idea and she was drunk and Courfeyrac somehow got her to sing "under the sea" while in a fish tail…

-Combeferre

Anna-

I remember you from IG!

IF LIFE WAS EVER QUITE THIS SWEET… I CAN'T REEECAAALL! (metallic guillotine crash SOB)

-Marseillaise

I forgot about these questions a while back.

Dear Eponine,
I heard (well, read) about what happened in Chapter 34. I'm so sorry about the whole Marius thing. Would you like a hug?

Dear Les Amis,
How does it feel knowing that you guys have fangirls?

-Jeanne

Jeanne-

Yeah…thanks. *hug back*

-Éponine

Jeanne-

Well…actually it's really creepy…Courfeyrac thinks it's funny but even he won't date one.

-Combeferre

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I'M IN NEW YORK CITY BWAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE EPIC! Cosette My Friend: Go home, Eponine E. You're drunk on iced tea. Me: YOU JUST WANT MY ICED TEA! I HUGGED PARNASSE AND ENJY! Ahem. I am NOT drunk on iced tea. I am happy that Sara quit FanFiction.

Dear Enjolras,
SUMMER HEAT, BOY AND GIRL MEET, BUT OH, OH THE SUMMER NIGHTS! WOAH WHOA WOAH!
Eponine E, who is NOT drunk on iced tea.

Dear Montparnasse,
I am in NYC! SO YOU CANNOT KILL ME EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO!
Eponine E, who is rejoicing at this thought.

Dear Eponine,
MARIUS IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Eponine E, who is being forced to do exercises with her mom.

Dear Marius,
YOU ARE MIIIIIIINE!
Eponine E, who is very persistent in these kinds of things.

Dear Thenardier,
IT IS COSETTE, NOT COLETTE! BLUUUURRRRRGGGGG!
Eponine E, who thinks you are okay.

Dear Marsellaise,
Are you irritated yet? Do wish I would stop? WELL I WON'T! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Eponine E, who admits she is drunk on iced tea.

Dear Grand R,
Now I know how it feels to be druuuuuuunk! Woooooooohooooooooooooo! ICED TEA IS SOOOOOO DELICIOUSSSSSSSSS! CAN YOU FEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOVE TONIGHT?!
Eponine E, who is feeling the love tonight.

Dear Jehan Prouvaire,
I just saw THE LION KING ON BROADWAY TONIGHT! IT WAS BEEEEAUUUTIFULLLL!
Eponine E, who can't wait to be queen

Dear Everyone...AGAIN, I'M GONNA BE A MIGHTY QUEEN, SO ENEMIES BEWARE! NO ONE SAY 'DO THIS'! NO ONE SAY 'BE THERE'! NO ONE SAY 'STOP THAT'! NO ONE SAY 'SEE HERE'! Cosette My Friend: *Sighs* I think it's time that you and I had a heart-to-heart. Me: QUEENS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM MY FRIEND COSETTE FOR A START! OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE QUEEEEEEEN!
Eponine E, who will let nothing stand in her way.

Éponine E-

Excuse me?

-Enjolras

Éponine E-

…And are you implying I do not have contacts in the New York City street gangs?

-Montparnasse who can in fact kill you

Éponine E-

That's fine. I'm fed up with him anyway.

-Éponine

Éponine E-

Whatever. I don't care. At All.

-Thénardier

Éponine E-

Um…well…I'm trying to get this typed before my internet shuts off so…

-Marseillaise

Éponine E-

Dude. You're hyper.

-R

Éponine E-

That's great! I really like that one :)

-Jehan

Éponine E-

Are you sure you're okay…?

-Combeferre

Dear Mr. Lorry, Bossuet, Joly, Charles Darnay, and Javert,
You guys are the BEST! We should all be BFFs 4ever and wear matching Javert uniforms! (Sorry, I just really love Javert's AWESOME hat! Can I have it? Can I have Gymont too?! Pretty please! I think the LAWR is awesome!)

Dear Gavroche and Navet,
I think you guys are awesome! Here are some cookies for being awesome! (: :) (: :)

Dear Marius,
I don't hate you! You can have a cookie too! (: :)! :D!
Most Sincerely,

Oliver

Oliver-

No. Javert doesn't get along with us. At all. Especially Darnay.

-Mr. Lorry, Bossuet, Joly, and Charles Darnay

NO.

-Javert

Oliver-

Sweet!

-Gav and Navet

Oliver-

Yay!

-Marius

Dear Enjy,
You know what I ship majorly? Besides Enjonine of course. Enjolvest! You and you're vest! Yep! Insane, but true.
Love,
Iceflower

Icey-

Well? Can I call you that? Because you seem to think it's okay to call me Enjy, which it is not. And no. I do not have a romantic affiliation with any inanimate object.

-Enjolras

Dear Eponine and Enjolras,
I do not understand why people put some much pressure on the two of you to be romantically involved. You are your own people, and since you can like or stand each other's presence, it is nobody's business who you decide to romance.
-Erin

Erin-

You are amazing and we agree with you completely. Enjolras wanted to give you a speech but…no one would appreciate that. So you may have a cookie. (::)

-Enjolras and Éponine

Just a preface to make this go smoothly read separately:

Valjean,
I heard that Javert loves you to the point of weeping but would rather die than show his affection. How will you respond to this?

Javert,
I hear that Valjean loves you so deeply he near falls to his knees for you in secret. What will you do about this?

-The Prince

Prince-

That's nice. Tell him I'm a) dating Fantine because we're basically the same age by now and b) not at all interested in policemen who hunted me for years.

-Valjean

Prince-

…Throw him in jail, of course. He's a criminal.

-Javert

Dear Enjolras,

I get that you don't wanna be shipped with Éponine or Grantaire.

So now, ship you with Napoleon. Or maybe the king Louis-Philippe or whatever he's called.

- marmalaaaade.

Marmalaaaade-

NO. I would rather be with Grantaire or Éponine than the pear king or the emperor. NO.

-Enjolras

Well! That was four (!) pages of reviews! Hopefully I can update sooner. Gee whiz!

-Marseillaise