A/N: Sooo...fanfiction deleted this story and I have no idea why, because all the other fandoms have them and there's nothing I found in the guidelines against it...so, yeah. Hoping it was just a mistake and putting it back up! Heh heh. Heh heh. Don't kill me, fanfiction.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Thank you, my adoring subjects, for thinking I deserve a happy ending. I agree.

Your queen,

Éponine.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Why does the fact that I had a happy ending mean that I can't have a happy ending?

Sincerely,

Cosette.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Half the book is about us. You do realize that, right? *sniffle*

From,

The Bishop, the Nuns, and All the Soldiers at Waterloo.

A/N: So, these are popular in other fandoms, and I had a few Mizzie ideas...I hope you enjoy it!

It has been proven that I will do anything for reviewers (SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION: SEE MY STORY, "THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN IS DELICIOUS" FOR PROOF) so I'm going to try Airene Archerway's tactic...if you review with a letter to a character, I will write a reply in the next chapter.

Anyways, I did three this chapter so you could decide if you liked it or not...but I'm pretty sure I'll be doing just one a chapter from now on. And I swear on the Brick my author's notes won't be as long next time.