Disclaimer: I don't own anything Ouran High School Host club c: this is my first post on here so I'd appreciate if you read it ^^ enjoy...

Prologue

"JELLYFISH! JELLYFISH!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. My sister burst open my door almost immediately and shushed me harshly. "What?" she asked in a sharp whisper. "..and where are your clothes?" I looked at my over-sized t-shirt and blue undies. "Irrelevant question." I replied dryly. "I have a most important matter to discuss with you." I told her calmly then flipped right side up off my bed. She came over and sat on my bed then crossed her arms. "Mom hates it when you hang up side down you know." She scolded.
"If I was a bat I wouldn't have that problem." I muttered as I dug out a notebook from the inside of my stuffed hippo. I blew off the bits of stuffing off of it than thanked my hippo for holding my notebook in his guts. "I brought you in here for an important reason...you know a lot about my victim." I pointed out. She stared at me, intrigued. I knew that creepy little appellation would get her attention. I smirked proudly. "Victim?" She asked curiously. I gestured her over to my sitting place on the floor.
After she came over and sat by me, I flipped open my doodled notebook as tenderly as one might handle a large explosive. The plans inside were almost as frowned upon as a bomb, so why not take the caution? I flipped to the first page. A sexy beast drawing (drawn by yours truly) decorated the page. Above it was an ink smudged name in my cruddy hand-writing. "Tamaki Suou." I announced in disgust. She stared at it intently, yet confused slightly.
I flipped the page to reveal another Michelangelo level drawing. "Kyoya Otori." I muttered as bitterly as black coffee drenched in salt. I flipped to the next page. "Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka." I hissed like an angry stepped on cobra snake. The next page had two doodled boys on it, but they were two perfect copies of eachother. "Hikau and Karou Hiitachin." I growled like a ferocious hell hound straight from the underworld. The next page made my sister utter a soft "awww" when I flipped to it.
I glowered at her. I hope an octopus eats her face someday. "Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka." I stated in a voice colder than yeti's pee. Wait what? Yeti pee is cold right? Hmm. I finally flipped to the last page with a picture on it. "Haruhi Fujiyoka." I said flatly, like a businessman robot. My sister raised an eyebrow at me. "I'm not sure I understand Oddie-kun." She told me as she scratched her head thoughtfully. Was I not completely obvious? I mean come on! I rolled my eyes then reached for my obese red marker.
I finally retrieved it from the inside of a sock that was in my windowsill plants. I uncapped the monster than flipped to the page after Haruhi's. There sat the most horrible words that have been my absolute displeasure to write. "This is my ever brilliant plan..." I said coldly as I crossed out the words with my thick pointed marker. The ink from the marker caused the pen ink to run down the page and look like a black pool of hate. "Down with the Ouran High School Host Club."