Ralph was a good leader. Not very witty for better or for worse.

And in the few moments he was alone with Jack and they weren't quarreling over minor things like who had more dust particles on their side of the room, apparently Ralph felt comfortable to thing aloud much to Jack's own discomfort.

Example.

"Jack."

"What?"

"You should take up pole dancing."

There was a pause in which Jack look slightly terrified and was just about to speak.

"But not the elegant, tasteful kind. The trashy kind done in clubs. And you should let me watch."

"Ralph..."

"Only me."

"..."

"And give me a job afterwards. Not sure which one yet, though..."

"I am done with you."

END