A/N - This is my second fanfiction. As the summary says, it is a collection of articles from Olympus Weekly, the gods' newspaper. Or rather, so as not to bore you with the entire article, I will just write the summary for each article. I will also include the gods' comments. Hope you like it!
Olympus Weekly's New Forum: Olympus Weekly will now be having a forum in which gods and demigods can discuss the latest article.
Athena: Well, Hephaestus, it was about time you did something like this, benefitting gods other than yourself.
Hephaestus: Excuse me, Athena, I work to benefit people.
Poseidon: Sure you do. Like your automaton, Talos? He almost killed my son! And who would that have benefitted?
Ares: Everyone.
Poseidon: Oh, shut up, Ares.
Demeter: Yeah. I mean, the boy only saved all of Olympus and the known world.
Percy Jackson: Is someone talking about me?
Ares: Yeah, we were talking about how totally awesome it would have been if Talos had killed you.
Percy Jackson: Talos? You mean Hephaestus's evil automaton dude?
Hephaestus: Hey, he isn't evil! And it's not his fault you bothered him!
Ares: But it is his fault he failed to kill Jackson.
Poseidon: Ares, I will not tolerate you moping about my son's survival.
Dionysus: He's not the only one.
Poseidon: Dionysus, just...just stop it.
Dionysus: The brat took too many chances. He insulted the gods. He deserves to die.
Poseidon: How dare you -
Ares: Yes, yes, fight!
Percy Jackson: You know, I'd like it if you people would stop discussing my death.
Ares: If you were already dead, we wouldn't be wishing you had died, because you would already be dead, and everyone would be happy.
Poseidon: Ares, if you continue with this, I will -
Athena: Quit it, you guys. Now, back to the article. Isn't it just great that now we can have intellectual discussions about these current events?
Hermes: I hate to break it to you, but it's highly unlikely that these will be intellectual conversations. I mean, I know my family.
Ares: Do you mean to say that we aren't smart?
Apollo: I have to agree with Ares.
Only the smartest
People can recite haikus
As awesome as mine
Artemis: In other words, the world is full of idiots.
Apollo: Ah, you're just jealous.
Artemis: Jealous of what? There aren't many things about you I'm jealous of.
Apollo: No, just my haikus. And the fact that I'm older than you.
Artemis: Apollo, I swear -
Hephaestus: Get along, you two. This forum was made for - how did Athena put it? Intellectual discussions. Not for fighting.
Hermes: Again, I am the carrier of meaningless news. As I told Athena, there's no way it's ever going to happen.
Hephaestus: No way what's ever going to happen?
Hermes: *Sighs* Scroll up. Haha, scroll up. No, this is the Internet. Anyways, knowing my family, these won't end up being intellectual discussions. I think Apollo and Artemis just gave us a hint at what they'll really be like.
Hephaestus: Such high hopes in my creations. Think positive.
Aphrodite: Yes, think positive! I'm trying to get some really cute pairings into these articles! You might even be in one! So exciting! :)
Hermes: Oh, joy. Just great.
Aphrodite: I just knew you'd be excited!
Hermes: I was being sarcastic, Aphrodite.
Artemis: Nobody but you likes articles like that.
Aphrodite: You just had to ruin all the fun, didn't you, Artemis.
Artemis: The fun?
Ares: Yes, yes, fight!
Hermes: Oh, just great. I can already see where these intellectual discussions are heading.
A/N - Thanks for reading! I'd like it if you guys gave me some ideas via review. I hope to post the next chapter sometime in the next few days.