A/N: My first ever fanfiction! Yes, this is a parody to the title How I Met Your Mother. I don't own that or Warriors.

C.A.S.T (Cats in Story)

Sandstorm– pale ginger she-cat, mother to Squirrelkit and Leafkit, and mate to Firestar

Squirrelkit – dark ginger she-kit with green eyes, sister to Leafkit, and daughter to Firestar and Sandstorm

Leafkit – light brown tabby she-kit with amber eyes and white paws, sister to Squirrelkit, and daughter to Firestar and Sandstorm

Whitepaw – white she-cat with green eyes

One day in the ThunderClan nursery…

"Can you tell us a story?"

It was Squirrelkit, asking her mother.

"What about the elders?"

"They're asleep. And I'm bored."

"Hmm…Leafkit, do you want me to tell you and Squirrelkit a story?"

"Sure."

Leafkit, Squirrelkit's sister, came over.

"Okay," Sandstorm said when they had all settled down in their nest, "I'm going to tell you a story about how I met Firestar."

"Hold it!"

Whitepaw rushes in, carrying a rabbit.

"Thank you, Whitepaw." Sandstorm says.

"You're welcome."

As the two kits start to eat to rabbit, Sandstorm begins:

"I was just an apprentice when I met Firestar. Whitestorm – my mentor – had sent me on the dawn patrol, but without him. When he got back, I was shocked, along with most of the Clan, to find out that Bluestar would let a kittypet in. Longtail – a young warrior then – start to mock him, and they fought. In the end of the fight, Firestar , Firepaw then, won. His collar had come off, but he acted like it was no big deal, and buried it. After that, Bluestar gave him his apprentice name, and that was that.

At first, I was annoyed and irritable when he came up, or whenever he was mentioned. But then I got my warrior name (after his), and I started to like him better. And he did to, at least only as friends. But eventually, we said that we loved each other, and soon after, we became mates. And that is how I met your father."

There is silence. And then the kits speak.

"Wow! I had no idea it was like that. "

"It was fun. But did Firestar forgive Longtail?

"Yes, he did. Now go to sleep, kits."

Sandstorm sits for a while after the kits have gone to sleep, thinking. Then she smiles.

And she thinks, and that is how I met your father.

Well, what do YOU think? Did you like it?

Reviews are appreciated, and flames shall be used to make cinnamon buns!