Edwards POV

"Okay, well were going to need to make some basic rules, that you guys have to follow, I don't want you all to embarrass our family." Carlisle said sternly.

"Yes, I have to agree." Esme said nodding her head.

"What are they then?" Alice sniffed.

Carlisle and Esme pondered for a few minutes, and then broke the silence. I moaned; I already knew what they were and wasn't happy about one or two of them.

"Absolutely no sex what so ever."

"Carlisle that's not fair!" Emmett said

"You think I'm not being fair?" He asked raising his eyebrows, 'All of you apart from Ness and Jake are 'high school students', and although you may be adopted, people will think you are still brothers and sisters. What would people think if they knew you were having sex each other. What do you think people will think of me allowing you all to do so, do you want to move again?" Carlisle said, taking a seat with Esme on the opposite sofa.

"Fine." We all grumbled, from what I could hear in peoples thoughts, they were all planning on ways to get around that.

"Did you hear that Emmett and Rosalie, No sex, I wonder how you'll survive!" Jake said, I laughed, it was true.

"No wonder you don't care, your still a virgin!" Emmett said back, even though I knew this was because he didn't want to anger me or Bella I laughed even so.

"No he isen't!" Nessie said, quickly covering her mouth with her hand.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" I growled, 'and you Jacob!" I said.

"We'll discuss this later." Bella said.

"Well done mate for holding out so long, congrats on doing it though!" Emmett said slapping Jacob on the back.

"Emmett!" I growled. Rosalie gave him a menacing look.

"We still have to go to school though." Jasper said kissing Alice, and smirking slightly. I didn't need to read his mind, to know he was thinking of places around the school to have sex in. Alice giggled slightly. It wasn't the first time Jazz and Alice, or Rosalie and Emmett had skipped classes for sex.

"No sex, Not inside there house, not in the school you'll be sent to, not in your cars, NO SEX!" Carlisle said, obviously knowing we had devious and sex mad minds.

"No show of affection, you cant appear to be married, or in a relationship with any one of your siblings." Esme said carrying on.

"Be on your best behavior!" Esme said, "I don't want the whole world to think I cant raise my children properly."

"Esme, were on the show, for being the worst teenagers, we have to be on our worst behaviour!" Nessie pointed out.

"Well, don't do anything outrageous." Carlisle said sighing. I could tell he and Esme were confused on what to say, and what rules to set, not just from there minds.

No one really said anything for a few minutes, it was completly silent.

"Why don't we watch the DVD they sent us, about the other family?" Bella piped up, breaking the awkward silence.

Everyone nodded, and Jasper put it in the allocated slot, and hit play on the remote.

"Hi, I'm Michael, and this is my wife Kate and were from Michigan!" The man said, they stood outside a small white house. The whole family where dressed in dark clothes, in a gothic style. The camera followed them as they walked inside.

"We have been together for 23 years, I an 36 and Kate is 32. We have three kids, Ava, Lily and Mark, Ava is 6, Lily is 14, and Mark is 16. We believe in strict parenting, chorus are a deffinate, they are each given £1 a week if they are well behaved. I believe that I am here for children, and we are great parents, but we are NOT friends of our children." The man said, walking around the house, almost all of the rooms had some gothic scenery or decoration going on, and all the rooms were either black, dark purple, brown or white. The family waved, and then the DVD finished.

It was quiet again, and everyone was just thinking of how much hell it we going to be living with this family.

Esme let out a laugh, and immeaditly tried to cover it.

"Whats so funny?" Jake said, his arm protectively around Ness' I was glad he protected and loved and cared for Renesmee very much, but I couldn't help wishing my daughter wasn't growing up so fast; and I knew Bella, and almost all the family felt the same. She looked almost our age in only five years! I was erupted from my thoughts, By Carlisle.

"Well you got yourselves into this mess, and now you have to suffer without punishment from us. It just seem's funny. You keep blaming us though, when it really had nothing to do with us! It was entirely Emmett and Jaspers faults!" Carlisle said, a smirk on his face.

I knew everyone felt that it was unfair, but I couldn't help but agree with him.

"Well we better pack, were leaving tomorrow night." Ness said standing up from Jacobs grip.

"If I have to go, I'm packing for you Bella." Alice said standing up, suddenly excited on the prospect of clothes.

"What, its Emmett's fault, why do I have to suffer?" Bella said, and again I couldn't help but laugh a little.

"Because I'm going to suffer the most on the hell trip!" Alice snapped, I jumped, she hardly ever snapped.

"Sorry." She mumbled instantly regretted it.

"Its fine." Bella said smiling.

"And anyway, I don't want you wearing tracksuits, or not designer clothes whilst were on television!" Alice said jokingly.

Bella's POV

"Alice, most of the clothes you packed are yours...?" I said trailing off. She immediately appeared.

"I know, but I saw that the mum is only going to take mine and Rosalie's clothes, so I need you to pretend there yours!" Alice said her eyes going wide, I knew she was trying to make sure I didn't object, and I hated that it always worked - always.

"Why don't you just pack them in yours, and then hide them?" I asked, raising my eyebrows, trying to resist Alice's pleads, and eyes she made at me.

"Because I need to pack 'fake' clothes, that I've already worn so that that bitch can burn them thinking there my actual clothes!" Alice said, annoyed that it wasn't obvious.

"But I have hardly any space for my clothes!" I argued, even though I knew that Alice would win the argument anyway.

"So, you don't care about what you wear as much as I do!" Alice said, obviously shocked that I cared about space for my clothes.

"Alice!" I said trying to be annoyed, but I and Alice knew I didn't really care.

She swiftly walked out of my room, knowing that I wouldn't chase after her. I moaned, I really need to stop letting Alice win these arguments.

I looked at the alarm clock it was already eleven, at night. Edward quickly came into our bedroom.

"Its our so called last night of sex, so lets use it." He said, kissing my neck, as distracting as that was.

"I cant last that long without sex!" I moaned.

"Neither can I, but we'll find a way." He said, kissing me, he pulled back gently, "We'll find a way." he repeated, pushing me gently back on the bed.

"You forget I'm currently still stronger than you." I joke, sticking out my tounge.

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