Goddamnit Kahl- Kyman fanfic

both characters belong to Matt and Trey

I hate my boyfriend so much.

He's doing homework, like he's really focused in that shit, and wont pay any attention to me! I'm not bitching or anything, but goddamnit, I want him to stop being a nerd for one second and be with meh!

I'm bored as fuck!

I sigh loudly so he could hear and lean back on the chair. He doesn't look up, so I sigh again, but it was longer then before. I saw him arch an eyebrow, his eyes still on his paper. "Is something the matter, Cartman?" Goddamnit, "Kahl, how many times did I tell you to call me by my first name? Hm?" I poke the side of his arm hard, "And I'm bored Jew!" Kahl rolled his eyes and finally looked over at me. I guess I was making a funny face or something because he suddenly started to chuckle. "Dude, stop pouting!"

Fuck you, I don't pout- hmffp!

"Haha, I'm almost done. Just go watch some t.v or play any of my video games and I'll be right with you, Cartman-," "ERIC!" I yell as I got up from the chair. Fucking asswhole wasn't going to stop doing his homework for his 'lover'?

He's such a dick. I moved to his bed and sat down with a huff. Kahl had cable in his room, which was pretty kewl I guess, so I didn't have to go downstairs and see his dumb Jew mehm.

I was flipping through the channels and nothing good was on. I wish they would put up the old episodes of Terrence and Phillip again. That show is a classic. I yawn softly to mah self and glance at the clock. It's 7:50 and that means I've wasted some hours bored as fuck in Kahls room while he goes off and do homework. Also, Skewls tomorrow, so I have to be around more books and papers! Again, he's a dick. I was going to glare at Kahl for a moment but he wasn't in his…chair? Strange. Where the hell did Kahl go and how come I didn't notice him getting up from that squeaky chair?

I was about to call his name but then I was suddenly pulled back and met with soft lips on mah own. I hesitantly kissed back since I didn't know what to do otherwise. The asswhole then breaks the kiss and smiles down at me. The back of mah head was on his knees and I glared up at him. "Goddamnit, are you done now?" Kyle nodded. "Sure am, dude. Now you have my full attention, princess." I growled and whacked his stupid Jew nose. He pinched both side of my cheeks hard. "Mehhh- Kahhl stahp!" I hate when people pinch mah cheeks! He lets go, finally, and smiles down at me.

God….. I love when he does that. It sounds really faggy but, that smile gives me butterfly's. I reached my hands up so I could pull his face down to give him another kiss. He leans down slowly and captures my lips again. His tongue slides into mah mouth and we start to kiss hungrily now. But then, of course, mah stupid Jew breaks it again and curses. "Shit, I forgot to do my math homework."

Goddamnit Kahl.