(Because I'm a nice guy- at least I think I am! I'm going to take this final "chapter" to give personal thanks to every single person who reviewed my fanfic, as well as give an official preview to Cowboy Bebop: The Funnier Sessions, moved up to Thanksgiving!) Prepare for the anime smiley barrage!
Krap Niknil: Almost peed your pants laughing? I'm sorry… _ Hope ya found a bathroom in time! Maybe you should keep a port-a-potty by whatever computer you plan to read the fanfic with! Or bring a laptop into the bathroom! Just don't drop it in the sink or something!
Trunkz: You got on board, late, didn't ya? Welp, thanks for the nice reviews! Your Gundam parodies are pretty funny! If you want lessons, they're $100,000 a piece! You see, I'm saving up to buy the rights to Faye Valentine so I can write about her without having to put up a disclaimer! ^_^
Saphaharinette: *watches her die and gasps* Noooo! *does CPR on her* Live! *hooks her up to a defibrillator* Live! Live! *does voodoo rituals to try to revive her* Noooo! *gives her a Phoenix Down* LIIIIVE! *goes SSJ* Wow, I'm a blonde now. *touches hair, is poked by SSJ-spikes* Ouch!
Writeress: You reviewed my story a buncha times! *huggles* Thank you so much! Although you did dirty up my review column with your potty mouth! ^_^ *hands her a bar of soap* Clean up your (bleep) language! Hee hee! Although your fanfic is pretty funny! I wanna see some Faye and Julia HLA! Gonna have to turn you down on the marriage offer though. Sailor Mercury is the girl for me! ^_^
Linsey: Glad that you like baseball as much as I do! (Wait, that's not very much… never mind.) Thanks for the nice review! Although I don't think my male readers liked the "shrinks" line very much… *cringes* Me neither! ^_^
Anonymous Chap. 1 Reviewer: You've read funnier Bebop parodies? Can you show me? I'd really love to read them! Seriously, I have seen several other funny Bebop parodies on the site, but I think mine's pretty good too! Sorry that you didn't like the fanfic, though!
Naomi-chan: Welp, now you can see what I have in store for session two! And sessions 3-26 too! Hope ya read the whole thing!
Kouryou Akikaze: Same thing I said to naomi-chan, there's 25 more chappies for you to read! BTW, I read your poetry, and it's pretty good. And major LOL at the slack-jawed yokels! *recalls the Simpsons ep* Some folk'll never eat a skunk, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! ^_^
Kelly Cracken: Ah, my first and one of my most loyal reviewers! *huggles* Thank you so much for your constant support! ^_^ I'm glad to see fellow Star Wars fans like you on FF.net, and your Star Wars/Bebop crossover is great! Y'know, Edward and Sebulba have a lot in common, what with their crazy limbs and stuff! Ed would make a great podracer! I can see it now… "Vroom, vroom, GO EDWARD!" Welp, I've rambled enough! Hee hee!
Pangaea: Yup, Spike's kinda poor! One wulong! And I'm glad you liked the giggly Pillsbury Meifa line!
Mr. Zombie: I'm glad you enjoy a good laugh! I do too! ^_^ Hope you read the rest of the story!
Anonymous Chap. 3 Reviewer: I don't have too much time… I've got school and stuff! It's high school, that's a lotta homework! But I do most of it in class, so I have time at home!
Ringo: Yup yup yup, pretty good!
Twiggy, The Water Skiing Hampster: Hee, what a kawaii name! *huggles the hampster* I wanna see you waterski! But seriously, thankies for the really nice review! Maybe you shouldn't read at 4AM, it makes you all trippy and stuff! ^_^
EdSweetTooth: Yeah, Spike said "doo doo head"! You oughta hear what he says to Andy in dun dun dun… The Banned Episode! Spike's a mean name-caller!
The Great One: Aaaah! Don't mail me spam! I already get enough Klez! I have to delete it all, but sometimes I don't know which ones are Klez… now the ficcie's done, so you don't have to threaten me more! Thanks for the nice reviews though! *huggles*
Lady Razorsharp: Aren't crossover lines funny? It's nice to see Spike talking like Sailor Moon once in a while! And I love The Rerun Show… I think they cancelled it, though! Remember the Married With Children/Planet of the Apes spoof? That one was great! ^_^ You gotta finish Bloodlines! Athenie's a cutie… but I'm in so much suspense as to what's gonna happen to her! Will she get rescued? Actually, my money's on her escaping herself! She's one tough cookie!
Rhapsody: Thanks for the review! Anyway, I hope you were able to find those taped episodes of Bebop! Maybe if you don't find them in the store, you can tape them yourself when they come on TV! ^_^ They may be a bit edited though, but come on, who really wants to see Faye naked anyway? Wait a second, let me put that a bit differently… ^_^
R. Chocolate: You were also one of the nicest reviewers! Especially that Chap. 25 comment about me being an excellent writer with a sense of humor… thank you ever so much! ^_^
Kookie: Yeah, I wouldn't shout "you suck" to Vicious either… but in the story, he had a Kurt Angle gimmick, so… (BTW, Angle's one of my favorite wrestlers! It's true, it's true!) Hope you enjoyed the rest of the fic!
SinisterSetsuna: Aw, sorry you got yelled at… my mom yells at me sometimes too! ^_^ I enjoyed reading your original anime fics… it would be cool if they were actual animes… maybe some anime company executive will read them and make them into real animes! Hey, you can dream, right? ^_^
Cherry6124: Faye talking in dog= very cute! And I'm glad you liked the wrestling factor of the fanfic! Triple H is pretty cool, but the quality of his matches has dropped recently… hopefully it'll get better! And WAY better than in Chap. 26, when he Pedigreed Julia to death! ^_^ If that happened to someone like RVD or The Rock, I'd be ticked!
Random Person: Salad rhymes with ballad! Hee hee! Ballad salad! Sallllad balllllad!
Rekenner: Well, Rek, I know you from GameFAQs, and I'm glad that you came all the way from over there all the way over here to read my fanfic! Hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for the nice review!
Lem: Aw, too bad about your stomach… Pepno-Bismol helps, though it tastes like icky pink stuff! ^_^ Your "Reasons" fic is great, it's always nice to see Faye-Faye bust a cap in somebody, especially that jerk Vicious! Thankies for the reviews! *hugs*
Fantasy Cat: Yup! All the chars in my story are WAY out of character! They're crazy! 'Specially that crazy ol' Spike! I read that Harrison Bergeron crossover, and I've also read the actual story! Man, if I was in post-oppressive equality law Earth, I'd bust a cap in that old Glampers lady! Or I'd have Faye do it! ^_^
John Brown: Thanks for the review! Yeah, my grammar can sometimes be bad… don't know what's wrong with the spelling, though! I'm like a two-time spelling bee champ… oops, bragging! Sorry!
Bleeding Wings: Aw, you didn't like? Welp, a bunch of other people did! Oh well! Your Hamtaro fic's pretty funny though. Too bad about Faye getting blown up though… those hamsters will burn in Hell! *shakes fist* No, I didn't mean you, Twiggy! *hugs Twiggy*
Katie: *watches Katie's backside run around without a body attached* Man, I gotta lay off this stuff. *sets pipe down* Thanks for the laughter, though! ^_^ *continues to watch the detached buttocks run around* I'm never using this crap again. *kicks pipe away*
Blooknaberg: Heh, that was hilarious (the boy-man thing), so I used it! Just another reason why Angle's one of my favorite wrestlers. And that is kinda creepy how Blue played while you were reading my funny version of it… I sometimes write while Bebop songs are playing on my comp! It helps me think! It usually takes me about 60-90 minutes to write a typical chapter, I'm a pretty fast typist. I usually take all the pop culture stuff I know and try to think how to integrate it into my fanfic! I think a lot of stuff up during school too. My fanfiction idol is Fritz Fraundorf (best writer on the web, IMO, his comedy stuff is hilarious, none of it's on FF.net though. Most of it's no longer on the web, either… _) Anyway, thank you for the nice reviews! *huggles* Your Life In General fic (and your other stuff) is great! I love how Edward acts in it!
RaigekiLeviathan: My fanfic is idolized… wow… I feel so loved! *hugs* Thank you! My fanfic's an idol! I'd get it gold-plated, if I had the bucks! Maybe I could get it covered in chocolate or something. But then no one could read it!
Anonymous Chap. 15 Reviewer: Goku Fart! Jerry! Goku Fart! Jerry! Yay! Thank you!
Spike Highwind: Cowboy Bebop AND FF7? My second fav. Anime and my favorite game all in the same user name? That is so cool! Oh, and thanks for the review, too!
Anonymous Chap. 16 Reviewer: I'm a genius, but I'm not a… er, that kinda genius! I've never (bleep)ed anybody! Sailor Mercury would kill me if I did! ^_^
LOL: Thank you! That's a crazy user name, though! The user name space isn't for comments, ya know! ^_~
SpaceyLilCowgirl: Mushroom Hunting is a cool song! That+ Middle Eastern Countries= instant funny! Let's kick the beat! ^_^ Well, anyway, thanks for the review! Sauteed mushrooms sound pretty good, but I like plain cheese pizza more! That's my fav. Italian food!
ExperimentEchoX: Now it is possible, because of the sequel! It's people like you who wanted more who are the reason I'm writing it now! Thank you for the inspiration-ness!
Faye Spiegel: I love Bebop too, I didn't really mean to dis it… actually, it IS a satire, so yeah, I guess I am dissing it! ^_^ Don't huuuuurt me! *waves hands* Glad you liked it, though!
Mowens-05: Thanks! I tried to follow Bebop as well as I could! That way, it's more funnier! More funnier… that makes no sense… oops, grammar mistake! ^_^
NessacusGirl: Welp, you came in late too, but I'm at least glad you were able to find it! Sometimes, finding a fic when it's complete is better than following it from the beginning, since you don't have to wait any for new chappies! Thanks for the nice review! *huggles* And yeah, Meifa and Gabby are both pretty darn tough! While Meifa's got those feng-shui Kamehamehas of hers, Gabby's got the pots and pans! While Meifa's got her level 20 white mage skills, Gabby's got the mad poker skillz! Maybe they should just fight in a lingerie match or something to win Jet's heart… ^_^ And go, Jet! Bash that jabroni Rick with your metal arm of DEATH! ^_^ BTW, sorry about your broken ACL! That must have hurt… even ACL tears put tough football players and pro wrestlers out for months… I wouldn't wish that on anyone! Except for maybe Triple Roids (Triple H) or The Neverjobber (The Undertaker)! ^_^ Hope your surgery goes well!
Anonymous Chap. 26 Reviewer: Last but not least, you, my anonymous reviewer friend! ^_^ Glad you see my fanfic for what it really is, simply the best of the best of the best! You are very, very welcome! And yup, the sequel's gonna rule! Just for you and all the others, here is the official "Cowboy Bebop: The Funnier Sessions" preview! When I finish up with "Looking Up To You", this'll be the very next thing I write! (BTW, the fic will be in the paragraph format, even though the preview's in script.)
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Preview in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…let's jam.
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*"Go Go Cactus Man" begins to play.*
When you need a helping hand…
*cut to an old lady, surrounded by vicious robber thugs*
Old Lady: Help!
Thug #1: Gimme your money!
Thug #2: *waves a baseball bat* Or else!
Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you…
Old Lady: It's you! *smiles*
When you need to be saved from the forces of evil…
Faye Valentine: *bound and gagged* Mmph!
Evil Guy: Mwahaha! Now to have my way with-
Voice: The only thing you'll have your way with is my mighty sword of justice, fiend!
Evil Guy: *stares in fear* Oh no!
Faye Valentine: My hero...
Or when you just need a guy to lay the unholy smackdown on some roodypoo jabronis…
Syndicate Dude: It's…
Syndicate Dude 2: The space cowboy!
*A man in a cowboy outfit leaps off of a horse and kicks the two Syndicate dudes in the head with one mighty kick.*
Voice: And that one's for the little underprivileged children in the hospitals in the third-world countries without running water or cable TV!
*The man turns around and looks into the camera. He smiles a trademark smile and gives a thumbs-up. The man… is Cowboy Andy.*
Cowboy Andy: Well, who were you expecting? Spike Spiegel? Don't get your hopes up! He's dead!
Coming this Thanksgiving, there's a new protagonist in town… and he's not a stubborn mopey whiner.
*Scene shows Andy and Faye staring down thugs.*
Cowboy Andy: Show me what you've got!
Faye: Ew… you're gay?
Cowboy Andy: Now why would you think something like that, little lady?
Faye: Oh, I wouldn't… *eyes sparkle* dreamy! *facefaults*
Cowboy Andy: Now why does that always happen?
Cowboy Bebop: The Funnier Sessions. Featuring Cowboy Andy!
Cowboy Andy: Howdy there. *gives thumbs-up*
Faye Valentine!
Faye: *flashes her breasts to the camera* Hey, I'm getting paid for this!
Radical Edward!
Ed: *leaps around* Whoo-hoo! Sequel! Sequel!
Ein!
Ein: *barks* (I speak dog language!)
And… Applederry?
Applederry: World Kickboxing Champ 23 times running! Take that, East St. Louis!
Edward: Uh… that's a city, daddy.
Applederry: Did you say something, Francoise?
Cowboy Bebop: The Funnier Sessions. Making teenage girls cry all over again. *gets more dirty looks* With laughter! Whew…
Coming This Thanksgiving