"Oops," Tony said. "Ah, Steve? It's okay Steve. Really…Steve?" Tony waved his hand in front of the captain several times. Steve let out a groan, grimacing.

"Is he hurt?" Clint said.

"Ah, no. But Teddy doesn't have a mustache anymore."

Thor frowned. "Who is this 'Teddy' whom you speak of?" Steve's eyes widened, and he groaned again.

"Have I done something wrong?" Thor asked, confused.

"No, no," Clint assured him. "Most people really…wouldn't care. Just Captain America. And the local tourism industry."

"Just the-" Captain America was longer groaning or staring, but he remained speechless.

"I'm sorry, Steve," Tony said, and he meant it. "We're all sorry, right guys?"

Thor nodded. "I apologize for whatever I've done to upset you."

Clint shrugged. "Couldn't be helped, really. But yeah, I'm sorry."

The Hulk just grunted. It wasn't an apology, but he wasn't doing any excessive smashing.

Natasha remained impassive. "I'm not American. And even if I was, I wouldn't care." Seeing Tony and Clint stare at her, she continued, "But I apologize anyways."

Steve sighed. "Just…just which one of you did it?" They all stared long and hard.

Tony was the first to speak. "I…uh, I think I was the one who shaved Teddy."

Then Thor continued. "I removed the chin of the first stone man." Clint looked at Steve.

"I took out Jefferson's eye with an explosive arrow. I think I may have been the one to de-nose Abe Lincoln."

"Hulk smash."

Steve nodded, taking a deep breath. "Okay, okay. Right, we're okay. I mean, we nearly completely destroyed Mt. Rushmore…but it's still okay. And the world's safe. And you know what? The damage isn't that bad really. I'm sure someone will be able to fix it as long as it isn't damaged anymore."

Just as he said it, a left over doombot leapt from a tree. It attacked Tony, knocking him away.

"I hate doombots," he said. Thor hit it with Mjolnir, and it went flying back. Steve held his shield and prepared to throw it.

"Hey, Steve, I think it's close to a-" Tony tried to warn him, but the shield was already flying. It knocked the doombot to the foot of Mt. Rushmore.

On top of a pressure-triggered explosive.

Steve and the other Avengers watched in horror as the remains of the national monument crumbled down.

"Oh," Steve said. His shield came back, but he didn't grab it. "We just destroyed Mt. Rushmore. I can't believe this is happening…"

The Hulk grunted. "Hulk no smash rocks." Steve winced.

"I destroyed Mt. Rushmore…" Steve seemed to be going into shock again.

"I helped," Natasha reminded him. "I was the one who placed the explosive. And neither of us was thinking about how unstable it was."

They all stood in silence for a few moments.

"Are we going to be sued?" Clint asked.

Tony smirked. "Probably. But I have some good lawyers, and the 'we saved the world' card is hard to trump."

At that moment Clint's cell phone went off. He checked it and looked at the others. "It's Fury."

"Don't answer it!" Tony said.

Steve frowned. "We can't ignore it."

"The furious man will be more angry than usual, will he not?"

"Hulk smash." The Hulk offered. Clint moved away from him, protecting his phone.

"Ah, thanks, but no thanks, Hulk. I think I'll just answer it."

"Would somebody like to explain to me just why Google Maps has to get new pictures of Mt. Rushmore?"

I hope everyone liked that! I hope it's as funny as I thought it was. I don't usually do humor, so please let me know how I did, okay? Even if it sucked, let me know.