Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the Leslie Gore song 'It's My Party'. I'm fond of this song and I'm not making fun of it. I'm just making fun of Anzu. It's just too easy. I wrote this when I was in a bad mood and took it out on an annoying brunette with fake boobs. I'm not sure if this is funny, stupid or what, it's just something that popped into my head while listening to this song. Don't hate me cause I'm crazy. Either way though, tell me what you think of this. There are obvious hints of Shounen Ai in this and Anzu bashing galore so don't say I didn't warn you.

I'll whine if I Want To

By: Dai-onna

I'm a bitch and I'll whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

You would whine too if it happened to you

Nobody knows where my Yami had gone

But Seto left the same time

Why was Seto grabbing his butt

That butt's supposed to be mine

I'm a bitch and I'll whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

You would whine too if it happened to you

Ignore all my crying

Just pass me right by

Til I can't whine anymore

I want Yami sleeping with me

Since I'm a really big whore

I'm a bitch and I'll whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

You would whine too if it happened to you

Seto and Yami are standing right there

With Yugi there by their side

They're all making out now

Oh, what a @*$#ing surprise

I'm a bitch and I'll whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

Whine if I want to

You would whine too if it happened to you

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