Pam finds out the worst possible news she could ever receive and now she has to deal with a huge mistake that could ruin her life forever.
Oh Baby: Prologue
"Pregnant?" Pam laughed slapping her palms on her thighs as she buckled over shaking her hair "Pregnant. I don't pay you to fucking joke with me, now if you're done with fucking with me I'd like to know what the hell is wrong with me." She frowned becoming deadly serious.
Doctor Ludwig shrugged her shoulders with a careless expression
"You asked me what was wrong with you I gave you a diagnosis now if you excuse me I've got other patients to take care of" she sighed grabbing her black case of medical instruments and heading for the door.
"You're not fucking leaving until you tell me what's wrong!" Pam shouted flashing towards the door stopping the tiny hunched supernatural doctor from leaving
"I told you what's wrong honey now step away from that door, don't you dare force me to spray you with silver."
Pam sighed with defeat before promptly standing straight and clenching her jaw
"Please, you need to go over this with me!" she growled
"It'll cost ya" Doctor Ludwig shrugged
"Two hundred"
"Four hundred"
Pam scowled
"Fine." She ground out placing her hands on her hips
Doctor Ludwig smirked before turning to place her case back on one of the black table tops in Fangtasia, Pam sighed adjusting her curled hair and slowly making her way over to the stubborn woman in her six inch heels. She had felt like death for three weeks and still managed to wear the latex and leather outfits that squeezed her slender body to the extreme, if her lungs were capable of working she probably would have already suffocated by now.
"Pregnancy is extremely rare in vampires, in fact you're only the second vampire I've ever heard of to have the ability to conceive. The last case was almost three thousand years ago."
Pam sat down in the chair opposite the doctor still not able to take in anything that this woman was saying.
"I don't understand, this isn't possible. You're wrong." Pam frowned, her large black eyelashes batting furiously with confusion as she shook her head.
"I wish I was, there's no way in god's green earth I would ever wish this child a mother like you, but unfortunately you're gonna have to deal with it." She shrugged "Suck it up honey, you are pregnant and I'm sure you know how pregnancy occurs."
Pam arched her eyebrow at the doctor
"You are eight weeks along approximately, but when this child, vampire or whatever the hell creature is growing in your womb arrives I do not know. Like I said, not my problem."
Pam suddenly felt her airway become restricted, waving her hands frantically in the air she gasped and stood to her feet
"Panicking ain't gonna help" doctor Ludwig rolled her eyes
Blood spilled from the corners of the blonde vampire's pale blue eyes, her breath hitching
"Fuck you!" she screamed "Fuck, fuck, FUCK!" grabbing a glass from the bar she threw it across the room and smashed it against the wall in a rage.
"Why did this happen to me, give me that fucking scan again, there's no fucking way I'm fucking pregnant you stupid cunt!" she shouted flashing towards the doctor and grabbing her case, ripping it open she took the machine that she had used to determine the pregnancy.
"Stop running around like a god damned fool, lie down and untie your corset!"
Pam gasped and panted as she ripped the laces from her outfit and flashed onto the table top, blood streaks stained her pale cheeks ruining her makeup as she stared at the ceiling with involuntary sobs.
"This ain't the worst thing to happen in the world, quit being a drama queen"
"My life is over, I want to be staked!" she cried pathetically covering her face with her hands.
Doctor Ludwig sighed as she squirted cold jelly onto the distraught vampire's belly, flicking on the small portable scanner she placed the scanning tool on to her stomach and looked to the screen.
Pam whispered inaudible things as she shook her feet with nervousness
"Keep still!" doctor Ludwig huffed as she frowned at the ultrasound. "Now, if you stop having a hissy fit and open your eyes you'll see the small foetus that's imbedded within your womb. It doesn't have a heartbeat which means that you must have conceived with a vampire or some other creature that doesn't have a beating heart."
Pam turned her head to the side and looked at the screen
"See that" doctor Ludwig pointed at the small mass on the scan "That's your vampire foetus, do you believe me now or are you still in idiot mode?"
Fresh tears spilled from Pam's eyes as she began to cry hysterically again
"Kill it, please just take it out!" she demanded rising to a sitting position pushing the scanner from her belly
"I'm a healer, that may be a vampire and god knows I hate vampires but I ain't no killer. You want rid of it, deal with it yourself." doctor Ludwig sighed before packing her tools away in her case once again. "Can I leave now?"
Pam nodded silently and watched as the doctor left for the door
"Thanks for fucking nothing!" she screamed after her.
"Congratulations, mommy" doctor Ludwig chuckled before exiting into the night
Pam let loose a feral scream as she dashed for the bar and began to unload her frustrations on the bottles of alcohol, smashing every glass object in her sight.
"What the fuck are you doing!" Eric's roar erupted as he ran into Fangtasia with fury, his shirt was torn open and his jeans unbuttoned. He had been with Sookie tonight and now he didn't get to have sex with her because of Pam, war was about to begin.