"Why are you dragging me here, Jubi...?" A dazed Vanellope asked as the cherry girl hauled her to the Royal Raceway

"I heard some weird stuff yesterday, and I wanted to check it out. But I need you with me, just in case it's true." She explained, her eyes widening at the sight of the mob of citizens as they jumped all over the Royal Raceway.

"O-Oh my! Chocolate Kisses, please stop that! Jelly bean boys, get down from President Vanellope's podium!" A voice cried. Jubileena's heart sank as realisation hit her.

"That doesn't sound like Crumbelina..." Vanellope mumbled, now more awake.

"That's because it isn't." Jubileena winced, sprinting ahead.

"Gloyd! What on earth is going on in-" Her voice trailed off as she observed her surroundings. It was sheer chaos. The citizens were running amuck around the stands, screaming and shouting, punching a kicking.

"These citizens don't listen, no not one little bit!" Gloyd sang, looking around at each of the rampaging citizens.

"They run around out of control and throw their sugar fits." He groaned, ducking as a Salt-Water Taffy girl pounced on a Hard Candy girl, throwing each other through the air.

"It's up to me to stop them, as plainly you can see!" He stopped singing for a moment and jumped into the air, narrowly missing a Peppermint boy and then losing his balance upon landing. As he landed on his rump, his coding hovered above him and the memory block read: 'Gloyd Orangeboar: Citizen Control Specialist'.

"It has to be my destiny! 'Cause it's what my programming is telling me." He finished, rubbing his head after the collision.

Vanellope was gobsmacked, "Is this what you wanted to tell me about?" She asked. Jubileena nodded,

"Rancis was- RANCIS!" She cried, grabbing Vanellope's wrist and dragging her away from the havoc and straight to the town centre.

Rancis was stood in town centre, waiting for a bucket of water to fall off of Adorabeezle's front door. As Jubileena and Vanellope approached, he hushed them instantly.

"Wait for it..." He giggled.

The sound of crashing metal and splashing water rang out and Rancis hopped up, ready to yell in victory. But Adorabeezle was the one laughing, as the bucket had fallen on the wrong side of the door.

"I try to cause disaster, but a frown upon their face! But no matter what I try it seems a bit of a disgrace!" He sang, folding his arms and pouting.

"I have to make some havoc, it's there for all to see!" He clicked his fingers and his memory block appeared, reading 'Rancis Fluggerbutter: Prank Artist'.

"It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my programming is telling me." He finished, plonking his butt on the floor and sighing.

Jubileena face-palmed and grabbed Vanellope's arm, "There's more." She grumbled.

"MORE?!" Vanellope exclaimed.

As they walked through the Taffy Plains, there was a cry and a crash from just over a hill. The pair ran to the peak of the hill and observed the situation, only to find a dazed Candlehead sat on the floor and the Pink Lightning was crashed against a Candy Cane tree.

Vanellope approached, "Are you okay CH?" She asked, reaching out to help her up. The cupcake girl slapped her hand away and stood up,

"Don't touch me, you... You... SPRINKLE." She shouted. Vanellope tilted her head and stepped back,

"Uh, okay? Little bit out of character, but okay." She frowned.

"Stupid kart! It just glitches out when I drive it! I hate it! It's... PINK! I love- I mean... I hate pink!" She cried, stamping her feet off the ground childishly. Jubileena wrinkled her nose,

"Well, that's not bizzare at all." She stepped forward, "Why are you being so negative, Candlehead?" She asked.

"Because... Because...!" She took a deep breath of air,

"I don't care much for bein' mean, and making fun ain't what it seems!" She cried,

"No matter what I try I cannot hurt no one's stupid feelings." She grunted, kicking the ground forcefully.

"This kart doesn't agree with me, I'm not much fun to be!" She sang, pulling her memory block from the taffy she landed in after being catapulted out of the kart, and it read: 'Candlehead: Meanest, bestest racer in Sugar Rush'.

"Why is this hell my destiny? I guess it's 'cause my programming is telling me." She finished, sighing.

"Bestest racer in Sugar Rush? No offense, but you don't look like a great racer..." Jubileena frowned. Candlehead looked at her,

"Obviously I'm not the best... Citrusella, Sticky and Nougetsia are the best. Have you seen their skills? Amazing!" She shouted.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." Vanellope looked worridly at Jubileena.

"Leave that until later. We still need to find Taffyta and Crumbelina." The cherry girl said, taking the President's wrist once more and dragging her away to the Peanut Butter Art Gallery.

"Why is this happening, if you don't mind me asking?" Vanellope asked as they ran along.

"I dunno," Replied Jubileena, "But I have a feeling we'll find out soon.".

With a flick of a brush and a splash of paint, Taffyta was finished. She glanced at each anticipating face that surrounded her and grinned, twirling the canvas around to show a poorly painted and badly presented portrait of her own face. Citizens groaned in disgust and terror at the monstrosity. Her confident smile was wiped from her glossy lips and it was replaced with a frown as she was left alone in the gallery.

Jubileena and Vanellope burst in seconds later,

"Taffyta! What're you doing?" Vanellope Sugar Rushed over to her and examined her mascara varnished eyes for any signs of upcoming crying. There were none.

"Take a look at what I've done, it's a portrait of my face!" She sang, motioning to the 'painting' that sat on the easel before them.

"Nobody respects my work, they've deserted this place." She grumbled, surveying the empty exhibits.

"Could you please help me out here, I've become a disgrace!" She got on her knees and begged Vanellope and Jubileena to help her, pouting her lips.

"My destiny, it ain't pretty. But it's what my programming is telling me." She finished, holding up a copy of her memory block that read: 'Taffyta Muttonfudge: The Greatest Artist in Sugar Rush.'.

Vanellope and Jubileena exchanged looks,

"One more disaster to check up on." Jubileena frowned.

"Crumbelina?" Vanellope asked.

"Yep."

"Wait, no! Come back! Please!" Crumbelina begged the candy parents as they took their children away from the party hall.

"Crumbi? What's going on here?" Jubileena asked. Crumbelina stepped aside and pointed at the movie screen, and blood splashed across it.

"You made those kids who just left watch a gory horror movie?" Vanellope asked, astonished.

"Well... Yeah," Crumbelina replied, "I find them entertaining. What's wrong with a few five-year-olds watching a SAW? No harm done!" She laughed. Vanellope stepped forward,

"No harm done? That's corrupting their tiny minds with senseless violence!" She exclaimed. The Tiramisu girl sighed,

"I'm in love with causing laughter, but the others have concerns..." She began, sitting down on a kiddy chair,

"For I just made some children watch SAW first through to third." She looked out the window, gripping the windowsill as she stood up,

"I have to keep on trying... For everyone can see!" She sang, staring out at the Truffle Mountains.

Gloyd looked into the distance as he held two gumball boys apart, sighing deeply,

"It's got to be!" He and Crumbelina sang together,

Rancis stared into his reflection in the chocolate fondue fountain,

"It's got to be..."

Candlehead stared away from the Pink Lightning, observing the distant Frosty Rally,

"My destiny..."

Taffyta shoved the easel to the ground and looked up at the marble ceiling,

"My destiny~!"

They all took a deep breath and muttered,

"It's what my programming,

It's what my programming,

Yes it's what my programming is telling me." They sang in unison.

Jubileena looked at Vanellope,

"Well. That escalated quickly."

AN: Sorry if it seems crappy. I've been writing since midnight, and it's 05:25 now. I don't think I'll bother sleeping...

The song is to the tune of 'What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me' from MLP:FiM