Adventures in Texting
Chapter 7: Sherlock, Molly, John, Anderson, and Lestrade
Sorry about the long wait, guys! I'll try and get a new chapter up soon!
Is it just me and John now? I've bloody lost count again.
SH
There's me, Molly, and Mrs. Hudson still here.
JW
Ah. Poor Molly, must be heartbroken.
SH
*an image of Anderson, with text surrounding him saying, "He's walkin' in yo crime scenes," "Hide your skull," "Hide your Jam," and "He's bringin' yo IQ down*
This is for you, Anderson.
SH
Oh, thanks.
-Anderson
I do hope you understand. With your funny little brains (yours most of all) I am never sure.
SH
Of course I understand it!
-Anderson
That's actually really funny.
JW
Just…making sure. Yes, John. Yes it is.
SH
It was a little mean…
-Molly Hooper
What was?
SH
The-the picture.
-Molly Hooper
Oh he deserved it. You don't like Anderson either.
SH
okay
-Molly Hooper
That's a yes.
SH
I-I have to go now.
-Molly Hooper
Have fun with Jim.
SH
…
-Molly Hooper
That was a bit rude.
JW
It was also a bit true.
SH
Sigh.
JW
Don't sigh at me, sir!
SH
Sigh.
JW
Stop that.
SH
Sigh.
GL
Who invited you back, Lestrade! STOP GANGING UP ON ME, I WILL USE THE FORCES OF MY MIND PALACE TO END YOU ALL!
SH
Sigh.
MH
Mycroft…how are you typing with cake in both your hands?
SH
Shut up! I do not have cake in both hands, thank you very much!
MH
Oh, Mycroft. Spoiling my fun again, are we?
SH
As always, little brother.
MH
Childhood feuds are not my division, so I'm gonna go now.
GL
Stop calling me that! I'm superior to you in every way!
SH
What exactly is your division?
SH
Sure you are, little brother.
MH
…
GL
Shut up, Mycroft.
That's just an excuse to be lazy!
SH
Never, little brother.
MH
No it is not! I have to go now. Goodbye.
GL