Disclaimer: I do not own PJO and HOO! I do not own it! This is just an alphabetized list of things that come to mind when thinking about PJO or HOO. By the way, this is the only author's note that I'm going to write this whole story.

A for Arguing

Katie Gardener scowled at Travis and Connor Stoll for the latest prank they pulled. Recently, it seemed that she and Travis were always arguing. Connor was smart enough to avoid Katie, but Travis always stopped when Katie went into one of her rants, yelling some of his own insults out to her.

"Do you realize how STUPID our cabin looks with chocolate bunnies on the roof?" Katie shouted.

"Well, do you realize how stupid you sounded when you said bunnies were stupid?" Travis yelled back.

"I did not say that! Lily did!" Katie hollered.

"So what? Lily's still your sister, and you could've set her straight!" Travis challenged.

"Um, Travis, do you think you could continue your discussion with Katie later?" Connor pulled at his brother's T-shirt. "We're kind of attracting a crowd.

"Travis, don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you!" Katie shrieked.

"Wow, Gardener, I didn't know we were on first name basis now." Travis smirked, revealing a little bit of how much he enjoyed riling up Katie like this.

Katie blushed slightly, but she forged ahead. "Don't distract me! It's like me yelling at you for something Connor said!"

"Fine, Kit-Kat, have it your way." Travis shrugged.

"DON'T CALL ME KIT-KAT!" Katie roared.

"But I thought we were on first name basis?"

"Tr-Stoll! Quit it!" Katie resisted the urge to stomp her foot like a child.

"Did you call for a Stoll, Ma'am?" Connor grinned cheekily at her.

Katie let out a frustrated scream before turning on her heel and storming away to her garden.

Travis and Connor high-fived once she was out of sight.

"We always win these arguments!" Connor cheered.

"That's why she hates us." Travis pointed out.

They thought about this for a moment, before their attention was quickly distracted.

"Ooh! Shiny!"