As all my other stories are dark and serious at the moment I thought some comic relief might be in order!

Disclaimer – I don't own Twilight

I didn't know what to be more embarrassed about; the fact my dad was asking if I was ok with my husband's career choice or that he and my mom had found out when trying to spice up their sex life. Ew no, my parents do NOT have sex. Mom was sitting opposite me quiet but with amusement shining in her eyes. She's always been adventurous whereas dad…well we don't call him Charles The Traditional for nothing.
"Oh Charlie calm down." She sighed exasperated "Bella's a big girl. If shes happy that's all that matters." In response dad stormed out of the living room muttering something about needing a beer "Bella sweetheart why didn't you mention this before." I only had to roll my eyes towards the kitchen for her to understand "It was bad enough when he found out how old Edward is." Charlie had practically gone to shoot him when he'd found out about the ten year age gap; something along the lines of cradle robbing.
"It doesn't matter as long as you're happy." She repeated. I am happy and who wouldn't be having your own personal porn star between the bed sheets? There was nothing on his resume that I couldn't vouch for "Was he in the business when you were dating?" She whispered but when Charles The Traditional came out, so did his super hearing. This was going to be fun.
"Yeah, I interviewed him for an article." I worked as a personal interviewer for a woman's magazine, of which I'm now editor, the big story that week had been on porn vs reality. Boy had it a reality for me.
"And you still went out with him?" She, like my friends, sounded shocked. And here I thought that was supposed to be every nerd's fantasy.
"He was nice." I shrugged "And didn't try to get into my pants." In fact he didn't get into them until our wedding night. I was born and raised a good Christian girl, I made it quite clear to him from the beginning but he didn't mind. I guess his career came in good for some things.
Mom nodded her head still in shock "Do his parent's know?"
"Yeah, they're just happy he's got a job." I lied on the last part. I don't think she's quite open minded enough to know that porn is a Cullen family business. It took me a while to accept that.
"Fair enough." She said turning on the television. I blew out a sigh of relief glad the Q and A session had ended, although neither of my parents would look at my husband the same way again. Thankfully Charlie stayed in the kitchen to sulk but I knew he was polishing his gun. Edward was not stepping foot in this house today.