Hi! Thank you for choosing to read this story! I'm in the midst of writing Fairy Tail's Strongest, but….

I thought I would give a one-shot a try! :D

It Can't Be NaLi!

How Wendy, Cana, Carla, and Levy ended up talking about it, they didn't know, but it had happened. Perhaps it was because they had seen Natsu dragging Lucy off to another job (that he would probably end up destroying more than he needed to on), and then Lisanna had also gone with them. But Cana was the one who started the conversation and everyone had just added on to it.

"NaLi can't work," Cana Alberona said, gulping down some booze. Wendy Marvel, blue hair tied up in pigtails, turned to look at her quizzically.

"Na..Li? What's with that?"

"Natsu and Lisanna," the drinker replied, "it won't happen."

"It happened once didn't it?" Carla asked, crossing her arms.

"Well, yeah, but still…that was when I wasn't drinking yet."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Carla asked her in a flat voice, shocked at how much the brown-haired girl was confusing her.

"Can't you use your power of predicting the future to solve this one, Carla?" asked Levy McGarden, who was reading a book on Runes.

"Then what would be the fun with love and romance?" Carla replied, shaking her head again, "I AM a girl too, you know."

"Easy for you to say," Cana muttered, "YOU already have Happy."

"It's, It's not like that!"

"Yeah, sure, white cat, say what you want."

"Cana!"

"Then, Cana-san, are you saying Na…Lu will work?" Wendy inquired of the Card mage.

"Of course it will!" she replied, "Look at the chemistry they have together."

Lucy, Natsu, Lisanna, and Happy had already left the guild, leaving the four girls with nothing to look at.

"When they get back then," Cana added, taking another sip from her barrel. Levy, always the one to ask why, took out a pen.

"Let's make a list on their personality traits on why NaLu will work and NaLi won't!"

"Good idea!" Cana said brightly and took out a pen herself. Wendy and Carla joined in, and the group of four took almost the whole day to finish the list. What they had at last was sad. This was their chart:

Lucy: Pros: Kind, Caring, Dependable Cons:Noisy, Eats too much, Mean, Scary, Makes Fusses, Screams too much, Yells a lot,

Lisanna: Pros: Dependable, responsible,pretty, skillful at magic, was Natsu's childhood friend Cons: is there any?

Natsu: Pros: Is there any? Muscular (?) Cons: Eats a lot, barges into Lucy's home, likes to nap, lazy, destroys stuff more than is needed, likes to fight a lot, fights with Gray too much, unintentionally rude sometimes

"I feel like I'm being mean!" Wendy sobbed, covering her face.

"Lucy and Natsu's cons outnumber their pros…" Levy said, a sweat drop dripping down the side of her face.

"I feel like this should have been expected," Carla sighed.

"Well, at least we now know why NaLu will work. They're filled with flaws," Cana concluded.

"What're you guys doing?" came a voice behind them.

"HYAA!" Cana screamed and hid their list from none other than Lucy, who had returned while they were writing.

"What's wrong with you?" Lucy asked of her, raising an eyebrow.

"Good news Lucy!" Cana laughed nervously, "Now we know why it can't be NaLi!"

Still confused, Lucy Heartfilia turned away from her friends, shaking her head slightly. Sometimes, they could be SO weird.

I hope you guys liked it! Sorry for being so mean! . Please review! I would appreciate it!