"Oh. Hey Kid. Medusa's not feeling very well. She puked alot early this morning but she's getting over it little by little. She should be ready for the wedding."
"I hope so."
Medusa came in the room looking ill and wearing Marie's robe.
"Hey Kiddy...ulp...I'll be at the wedding I promise...ugh...damn why am I sick..."
"Maybe you're pregnant." Stein half joked.
"Oh shut up."
"Anyway, how about you take a shower and get yourself dolled up in your blue dress and I'll make you some breakfast."
"Alright..." said Medusa walking back into her room.
"Now then Kid, as soon as we're all ready, I'll take you to the wedding. By the way, who is your best man? I know Black star begged you to be it."
"Believe me he did." explained Kid. "He went on about how is he supposed to surpass god if he isn't given the title of Best Man."
"So who did you pick?"
"I picked Soul. Black star was upset at first but quickly got over it and went on about something else. If I picked Black star I knew he would make the speech about himself."
"True dat." said Stein.
"Yes well anyway, I hope everything is set up perfectly. I don't wish to get married in an asymmetrical altar. Only the best for Crona and I."
"Very well I suppose."
Meanwhile...
Crona was helped being dressed by Maka, Liz, Patty, Kim, and Jackie. Tsubaki was there too, but was unwanting to join them, and kind of hung out away from them.
"Oh Crona! You look so pretty!" said Kim, looking at Crona in her black wedding dress, which came with a headress, topped with eight small black roses.
"Thank you! I know Kid will just love me!"
"Of course he will! If you're not symmetrical I don't know what is!" commented Liz. She then looked at Tsubaki, who was looking sad. She walked over to her as the others continued to aid Crona. Tsubaki looked up at her girlfriend.
"Hey, you alright?" Liz asked.
"I don't like hanging out with you guys when she's here..." Tsubaki said looking up at Patty, who was laughing loudly.
"Tsubaki..." Liz said with a small smile. "You don't have to hold this grudge against my sister just because Black star weilds her sometimes..."
"Yeah well...Black star is my meister...that's the way it's always been. Why can't she just let Kid use her?"
"Tsubaki, you're sounding like a little child. Patty doesn't think any less of you. It's not like she's trying to get Black star to use her exclusively. I'm sure if you just talked to her, you two could reach an understanding."
"Not likely..." Tsubaki said, looking down. "Liz...I think I'm going to go home...I'm not really feeling good."
"Tsubaki, it wouldn't be the same here without you."
"You know that's not true." Tsubaki said walking towards the door. "All of you don't need me...just like Black star doesn't..."
Liz frowned as she left.
Meanwhile Kid was brushing his hair. He needed to make sure he was absolutely perfect for his bride. If he couldn't, he wouldn't know what he could do. He was getting stressed just thinking about it. Medusa walked in.
"Kid, you're getting riled up about nothing."
"What?" he asked turning around to her.
"My daughter loves you more than anything else in this world. He doesn't care what you look like. Even if you showed up with your hair messed up and smelly, she would still love you. You need to relax."
"Easy for you to say...you don't know what it's like...if I don't feel in balance...I might lose it."
"Maybe you need to let loose once in awhile. Who knows, maybe you'll end up enjoying it. When something is assymetrical, that's what gives it its uniqueness."
"Hm..."
"Oh yeah and before I forget, I want to show you how I can kiss you symmetrically."
"Ha ha I don't think that's pos-"
"Don't deny my powers!" interrupted Medusa slowly leaning towards him.
"M-Medusa! You're ill! Don't come any closer or you'll make me ill!"
"Calm down, I'm feeling better now."
Medusa put both hands on Kid's cheeks, the leaned in and kissed him right on the mouth. It felt perfect. No corner of his lips were untouched, and it felt flawless. Soon Medusa pulled away.
"Medusa..."
"Use it wisely my firend. Now, get yourself going. We musn't leave my daughter waiting."
Meanwhile...
Tsubaki was back at the mansion, looking at herself in a mirror. She thought Black star and everyone else no longer needed her.
"Damn...that fucking Patty...Black star...is my Meister." Tsubaki said applying black eye shadow to her eyes. "Those assholes will regret tossing me out."
Tsubaki put on some black lipstick as well.
"I think it's time I leave this stupid city." she said going to her room and changing. She decided to run away and start anew. She got dressed in a black gothic looking dress, long socks and boots. Tsubaki then decided not even to leave a note, and just go. She walked out the door and began to walk. She didn't even care if she were to miss Crona's wedding. Eventually she reached the edge of town, and looked forward toward the desert.
"This is it...the point of no return...once I step out, there's no going back."
"Tsubaki! There you are!"
"Huh?"
Tsubaki turned around.
"Black star?"
"I've been looking all over for you!...dang you look different...anyway, we need to get ready for Crona's wedding!"
"I'm not going..."
"Ha ha good one. Come on she's expecting you to be there too."
"Black star...I'm...leaving town...and never coming back."
"Tsubaki, you're acting really weird..."
"Black star I know this is alot to take in right bow but...you and everyone else...you guys don't need me."
"What are you saying Tsubaki? Of course I need you. You're my weapon."
"No...Patty is your weapon..." Tsubaki said, her eyes watery.
"Tsubaki, listen..." Black star said walking up to her. "There's something I need to make very clear. Patty is not my weapon. Sure I like to use her sometimes, but it's only for fun. You are my weapon. I wouldn't replace you for any other weapon in the whole world. Tsubaki, you are an amazing weapon and person, and the only one fit for a god such as myself."
"Black star..."
Black star smiled and hugged her.
"Come on, let's go get ready for the wedding. Liz is worried sick about you."
Later that day...
Kid was being given some last minute touch ups my his friends at the chapal. He was extremely nervous, and hoped that everything was perfect. He also hoped that Crona would like the vows he wrote.
"Is my hair perfect!? Is my bow straight!? I swear to god if it isn't..."
"Kid calm down. It isn't cool of you to get all nervous like this on your wedding day." Soul said to him. "You know everything is going to go smoothly."
"You're right, you're right, I'm sorry. I just want everything to be perfect for Crona, that's all I want."
"That's what any man wants on his wedding day, to please his bride. You know she's going to be happy."
"Yeah...I know..."
Just then the wedding music started to play, signaling that the wedding was about to start.
"Oh shit!" Kid shouted nervously.
"Get out there Kid!"
Kid, Soul, and the rest of the groomsmen took their place at the altar. After a few moments, Crona came walking down the asile with Stein, as he was to give her away. Kid looked at Crona with shock. She was dressed beautifully in her black, symmetrical dress. Crona looked up at him and smiled. After they made their way up, Crona joined Kid at the altar.
"We are gathered here today to witness Death the Kid and Crona Gorgon join in holy matrimony." said Lord Death. Kid was half listening to all the words, but mostly just stared at his bride the whole time.
"Uh...Kiddo that means you."
"Huh?"
"Read your vows Kiddo!" said Lord Death.
"Oh uh...right." Kid said looking in all directions then back at Crona, who smiled, wanting to hear what Kid had to say.
"Crona...my love...never before has a woman touched my heart like you have...ever since I first laid eyes upon you, I knew you were the right one for me. There was something about you...you had a spark that no other woman carried. I promise to be a good father to our child, and to support her for whatever she aspires to be. And most important of all, I vow to stay by your side, forever, until the day I die."
Kid could see that his words caused his bride to cry tears of joy. And so the ceremony went on.
"Kid, do you take Crona to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"And Crona, do you take Kid to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do."
"Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce you two, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
They leaned in and kissed each other on the lips as everyone cheered. As the music played, Kid and Crona, hand in hand, walked down the asile and into the limo, with "just married" taped to the back, and drove away.
Later that evening...
Kid and Crona were enjoying their wedding party at the academy ball room. They cut the cake, had some laughs, and it was now time to throw the bouqet.
"Uhh uhh I don't know how to deal with throwing the bouqet!" Crona whispered to Kid.
"Why wouldn't you?"
"What if some girls are upset that they didn't get it? Or I throw it too far and it hits somebody?"
"Oh Crona, that's silly. Go ahead and throw it, everything will by fine."
"Uh...okay...here goes."
Crona threw it behind her, and Maka caught it. She jumped up and down in excitement.
"Wow Maka got it...that sure made her happy."
"Yes it did indeed. Now my darling, may I have this dance?"
"Of course Kid..."
Crona and Kid took to the dance floor and participated in a waltz. Crona smiled. Surely, this would be one day she would never forget anytime soon. They looked forward to what the future held for them, and weren't afraid, just as long as they had each other.
Later that evening at Stein's house...
"I can't believe I'm doing this..." Medusa said looking at the pregnancy test and waiting. "Stein had to make me paranoid...eh...what?...no..."
Medusa looked at shock at the pregnancy test.
"Oh fuck no...no! NO! IT CAN'T...I MEAN I CAN'T...OH SHIT NO!"
To be continued...