I have no idea. Don't look at me like that!

"Lovino, it's ok... Really..." Antonio said running a hand through his light brown hair, that was dusted with stray greys. "Everyman has to deal with this issue some time during their life..." Antonio said smiling.

"Fuck you! This is embarrassing! I'm not old! Don't you dare say I'm old!" Lovino shouted into his pillow.

"I never said you were old..." Antonio said. "Besides, I'm older by three years."

"Yeah! But, is your dick having any issues getting up?" Lovino asked

"Well no-"

"THEN SHUT UP. It must be broken or something, because I am too young for my dick to be sloppy!"

"Lovi, you're 45. This is normal." Antonio said.

"You're 48 and you look fine! Hell you don't even look old! I'm starting to get wrinkles!" Lovino said already on the verge of tears.

"Lovino, stop that. You don't have wrinkles. You still look 30. You'll look 30 until your ancient. I mean look at Romulus!" Antonio said with a smile. "He's like 100 and he barely looks 50. Your dad looks like he's just hitting 40. You have that weird never age gene!"

"No I don't. It skipped me. Otherwise I'd be hard by now dammit!" Lovino yelled.

"Yes you do. You don't even have any greys! You've got to age somewhere, don't you? And this is very fixable. We'll go to the drugstore tomorrow-"

"I'm not taking a damn boner pill." Lovino said crossing his arms. "You know what?I bet this is your fault. You're so damn old... I can't get up to your stupid face."

"Fine. Then, we'll watch that porno we made in 87." Antonio said getting out of bed. He walked over to the closet and went into the 'Naughty' section.

"What? That old thing? How, we don't own a VHS player. No one does." Lovino said

"I had it put on a dvd, a few years back." He said with a shrug. He put in the CD. "Now hush, and come here~" He said crawling onto the bed. Lovino grumbled but sat in his lap. The dvd started with 19 year old Lovino sitting on the bed looking horribly embarrassed. The real Lovino let out a loud laugh. "Jesus! Look at my shirt! God I look stupid." He said. It was true. The young Lovino was wearing a colorful button up shirt with his collar popped.

A young Antonio appeared. Lovino laughed even harder! "Christ! I forgot you had a mullet!"

"It was not a mullet! I had short shaggy hair that just so happened to turn into a ponytail. It's not like I combed the front back. It was, and still awesome."

"That's still a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back!" Lovino chuckled.

"Oh shut up. At least I didn't wear those sunglasses you wore."

"Not as bad as mullet!"

"ITS NOT A MULLET, ITS A PONYTAIL."

"MULLET~!"

"THATS IT. I'M FUCKING YOU IF YOU'RE HARD OR NOT!"

"AHh! Toni sto- Ohh~ Si~~ Si like that~ Mmm~"

"Fixed it~"

Because middle aged Spamano and the 80's. (Does 80's Spamano exist? It should) I DARE SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT THEM FALLING IN LOVE IN THE EIGHTIES. (Hell, they could go see back to the future when it first came out)

Because that's the power of love.

~Roxi2Star