Rules to the Muppet Theater

1. Do NOT give Animal coffee. Just… don't.

2. Fozzie's scarf is NOT underpants.

3. No eating other Muppets after 9 pm.

4. Animal is not to be used as a paper shredder.

5. Do NOT accept any food from the Swedish Chef.

6. It is rude to ask Janice and Lips how many fingers you are holding up.

7. Do NOT let the Muppaphones out. It took us 3 weeks to find them all last time.

8. Gonzo is no longer allowed access to the kitchen.

9. You cannot pay the monsters to eat ANYONE. No matter how annoying they were being.

10. You cannot pay the monsters to fight each other, nor place bets on the resulting fight.

11. Anvils and other non-food items do NOT belong in the oven.

Author's note

Rules 2-9 came from IcyJade2007. If you have any suggestions or ideas for reasons behind these rules, leave it a review. Just try to keep them K+ at most, OK.

Katgeek