I made this story a while back, and it has just been sitting in my documents. I actually wanted to wait to post another story after I was done with my Naruto/Tremors one, but my nephew asked me to put it up and continue writing on it, so here it is. I hope you like, but I might not be able to update it very fast.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Plants vs. Zombies.

Chapter 1: Realastate Nightmare

{Naruto's P.O.V.}

Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and my front yard is infested with, guess what? No, not roaches. Nope on the red

ants, and a nada for spiders. My front lawn is infested with zombies. No, I didn't stutter. Yes, my head is screwed on the

right way. Let me start from the beginning.

{Normal P.O.V.}

We see a boy in a bright orange jumpsuit running happily down the street. That boy is Naruto. He's happy because he

finally bought a house for himself, never wondering why they sold it to him for so cheap. If he had known why, he

probably wouldn't have bought in the first place. Naruto walks into the neighborhood, not noticing how he is the only

one there so far, and goes to the address of his new home. Once inside said home, he is overjoyed to see it is fully

furnished. He walks back outside, and notices that there is mail in his mailbox. He goes over and opens the mailbox, to

see a magazine from a Bloom & Doom Company inside. He takes out the magazine and heads back inside, closing the

door behind him and sitting on the couch in his living room. He opens it up an begins reading it.

"Hello, if you are just opening this magazine, we suggest you look out your front window."

Naruto, confused, looked out his front window, and literally did a double-take. There, approaching his lawn, were the most

plain looking zombies he had ever seen. Naruto then looked back at the magazine and continued reading.

"Now that you have done your double-take as you noticed the zombie horde coming to eat your brains, please turn to page

twelve."

Naruto, though a little bit spooked at how accurate the magazine was, quickly turned to page twelve and continued

reading.

"Thank you for turning to page twelve. If you look closely, you will notice three things on this page besides words."

Naruto looked at the bottom of the page and noticed there were three packets at the bottom. Two of the packets had

pictures of cartoonish looking plants on the front while the third had what looked like to be a pill in it. Naruto then

continued reading.

"Now that you have located the packets on this page, we would like you to swallow the pill. It will give you the necessary

powers to defeat the zombies coming for your brains. No, we aren't trying to poison you, and stop looking at the magazine

that way."

Naruto, even more freaked out than before, plucked the packet with the pill inside off of the page. He then tore open the

packet and quickly swallowed the pill inside. He then continued reading the page that he left off of.

"Congratulations, by swallowing that pill you have gained a bloodline limit that will be passed on to your children. Now,

before you start freaking out, let us explain what power we have just given you. Your body can now store solar energy and

turn it into chakra, and vice versa. Why would you need to have this power? Those packets each have thirteen seeds in

them, and those seeds grow into plants that were specifically designed to combat the zombie horde. These plants, however,

will only grow if given solar orbs, which can only be obtained by someone whose body can process solar energy. If you

would turn to your left and look into the mirror, you would see that your eyes have changed."

Naruto, again freaked out that the magazine actually knew where his mirror was located, panicked when he saw that his

eyes were now glowing. The sclera were gold and the pupil and iris were orange, the pupil being a darker shade of it.

Naruto then turned his freakish eyes back to the page.

"Good, you've noticed the change in your eyes, and should be slightly happy that they are at least your favorite color, if

your jumpsuit is any indication to go by. No, we aren't outside your window, no, we can't read minds. Now, we would like

you to take the packets and magazine outside to your front yard. No, you aren't going to die. We don't want our soon to

be number one customer dead, so please relax."

Naruto: Alright, I'm officially freaked out beyond a point I thought I would never reach, but I'll go ahead and do what it

asks.

Naruto walked outside with the magazine in one hand and the seed packets in another. The zombies noticed him, and

began to shuffle as fast as they could towards him, which was equivalent to a snail's pace...

Random Zombie: Bbrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiii iinnnnnnnsssssss.

Naruto, seeing the zombies slowly coming his way, quickly read the page he left off of.

"Thank you for stepping outside. You probably noticed that the zombies have spotted you and our now coming your way,

don't panic, simply take a seed out of the packet with a sunflower on it and plant it on your lawn."

Naruto did as the magazine said, and placed the seed in front of him on the ground. He then looked back into the

magazine for further instruction.

"Good, you have taken your next step on the path of defending not only your lawn, but also your brain. Now, look to the

sky, and you should see shining orbs of solar energy falling from the sky. Grab two of them, and then put them in the

seed."

Naruto looked up and saw yellow glowing orbs slowly fall from the sky. He lifted up his hands and grabbed two of them.

Naruto then crouched down and put them on the seed, which absorbed them.

"Pop!"

A sunflower with a smily face popped out of the ground and stretched out its leaves. It then turned to look at Naruto.

Sunflower: Arigato! Thank you so much for planting me here new master! What is the master's name?

Naruto: ...Umm, Naruto?

Sunflower: Then thank you, Naruto-sama!

Random Zombie: Brains?

The sunflower turned around to see a zombie stepping onto Naruto's lawn.

Sunflower: Eep! How many times am I gonna have to deal with these things?

Naruto: Quick! What do I do now?!

Sunflower: Read the magazine!

Naruto, feeling kinda stupid, continued reading the magazine.

"Good job! You have planted your first plant! Also, don't feel stupid, your nervous, so of course you forgot. Now, that

little sunflower is going to be producing solar orbs for you, so you don't have to wait as long for them to drift down from

the sky. Now, take a seed from the other seed packet and do the same thing you did with the sunflower. However, note

that you will need four orbs for it instead of two. As you only have two hands, this would probably seem like a big

problem as solar orbs disappear when they touch the ground. Don't worry, we have already thought of this. Just

concentrate on taking the orbs inside of you, and they should float right towards you and into you. Go on, try it!"

Naruto followed the instructions, absorbing orbs as they both drifted from the sky and out of the sunflower until he had

four. Naruto then took another look at the magazine.

"Very good. You're getting the hang of it now! Next squat down in front of your seed, and then focus the energy you just

absorbed into the seed and it should go right in!"

Naruto set the magazine, the very creepy psychic magazine, down on the ground beside him as he focused the solar

energy into the seed. Sure enough, it went into the seed and it started to glow.

"Pop!"

A small, green plant with a trumpet shaped head popped out of the ground. Just like the sunflower, it stretched out its

leaves after popping out. It then turned around and looked at Naruto.

Pea Shooter: Hello, new master! I'm a pea shooter! What's your name?

Naruto: Naruto.

Pea Shooter: Thank you Naruto-sama! How can I ever repay you?

Naruto: Well, you could start by getting rid of the zombies coming for my brain. That would be nice.

The pea shooter turned around and saw the zombie that was already on the lawn.

Pea Shooter: I'm on it! But, you might wanna plant some more sunflowers and pea shooters. I can't do it all by myself!

Naruto, taking the pea shooter's advice, began planting sunflowers and pea shooter like there was no tomorrow, and there

really wouldn't be for him if he didn't get rid of these zombies. Naruto had ended up planting ten of each plant when he

stopped, thinking he should save the last six seeds just in case. The pea shooters were spitting peas out as fast as they

could to get rid of the zombies, whose heads would fall off and they would fall over and vanish. Hours passed, and

eventually the zombies stopped coming, choosing to go find brains elsewhere.

Naruto: Phew, I hope I never have to do that again.

Suddenly, a strange man with a pot on his head came up beside Naruto.

Crazy Dave: Howdy, neighbor! My name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!

Naruto: ...Umm, okay? My name's Naruto.

Crazy Dave: Those zombies are a real pain, huh? They've gone and eaten the brains of everybody in the area!

Naruto: Wait, you're the only one left?!

Crazy Dave: Well, there's Harvey, but he's gone outta town.

Naruto: I can totally understand that...

Crazy Dave: Well, I gotta go. They won't be back tonight, but they'll probably come around tomorrow night. Better finish

reading that magazine of yours.

Naruto: Wait, how do you know about my magazine?

Crazy Dave: 'Cause I'm ccrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaazzzyyyyyy yyy!

Crazy Dave ran and jumped over Naruto's fence with surprising accuracy. Naruto just shrugged his shoulders and picked

up his magazine. Crazier things had already happened earlier that day. Naruto opened up the magazine to page fourteen

and started reading.

"Congratulations on fending off your very first zombie attack! We now whole heartedly suggest that you turn your plants

back into seeds by absorbing the solar energy back into your body."

Naruto walked over to one of the sunflowers and knelt down in front of it.

Naruto: Um, turning you back into a seed won't hurt you, will it?

Sunflower: Of course not! Its just like going to sleep for us.

Naruto: Well then, good night.

Naruto went and absorbed the solar energy of each of the plants he had planted, and then picked up all the seeds. Naruto

then went inside and sat on the couch before he started reading the magazine.

"Good job on the energy absorbing. Now, if you need it you can call it out at any time, or convert into chakra if you're

low. Remember, you can also convert your chakra into solar energy. Now, if you want more seeds, all the information you

need is on page two, and for a list of all the plants we carry, pages three through eleven have their pictures and

descriptions. Do not worry about zombies breaking into your house while you are at school. They are respectable enough

not to try and invade your house while you are not home. They think that would be downright rude to do so. So go and

get a good nights rest. Also, don't forget to wear your new colored goggles that are in your night stand, so that people

won't ask about your eyes. Good night!"

Naruto: ...Good night?! How in the heck am I supposed to have a good night with the thought that they actually know

whats in my nightstand before I do?!

Naruto went to his room and set the magazine down on the top of his dresser. He then took out a sealing scroll from his

back pack. (He had been wearing one the entire time. Sorry I forgot to tell you.) Naruto opened the scroll and bit his

thumb, swiping the blood on the seal. Pajamas and Kero-chan (Naruto's Frog Wallet) appeared in a poof of smoke.

Naruto grabbed his wallet and opened it to count the money inside. After counting and looking through the magazine, he

had discovered that he could afford fourteen new packets of seeds and still have enough to feed him. Naruto took the

envelope included in the magazine and placed the money and a list of plants inside of it. He then went and placed it in his

mailbox (Because that is what the magazine said to do). Tired from the day, he then went back inside and changed into his

pajamas, and then went to sleep.

Chapter 1-End

Well, I think that was preety good. I'll write another chapter soon.