Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty Chapter 2, a naruto fanfic

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty

Hey! Sorry for the long time in between updates . I've had a shit ton of work to do for school. Sigh~ I'll try to make this one long to make up for it. Kay~ ^.^

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"Fuck this," I groan. "There are fucking 10 freeloader criminals in our fucking house." I flip over the 20 hamburgers I had been able to fit on our grill, just barely.

"Your mouth's worse than Hidan's, hm," Deidara says from behind me.

"At least I don't go fucking 'hm' or 'un' after I say something!" I growl back at him, annoyed. He holds up his arms in a gesture of peace.

"You're a spitfire, aren't you, hm?" he laughs.

"Damn straight I am. Get away from the fire before you get burned," I say. He laughs at my 'joke.' "No, seriously idiot. You're right next to the fucking grill; your clothes will get burned."

He walks farther away from the grill sheepishly. "Here, I'll help you," he says and grabs the plate I've been filling with the now cooked hamburgers and cheeseburgers. He carries it into the kitchen as I turn off the grill.

"Food!" I yell before grabbing the hamburger buns. Soon my beautiful kitchen is full of idiots and criminals. "Fuck," I sigh again. "Stupid adorable kittens. I wish they would change back."

Coop laughs, "Why do you want them to be gone? I would think that you would appreciate the science of how characters out of a TV show turned into cats and came into the real world."

"Coop, there is no fucking science to that, which is another thing that bothers me. After lunch we need to practice," I tell the rest of my band mates. They nod in compliance.

"Practice what?" Kisame asks.

"We're in a band," Lyra explains, "and we need to practice our music 'cause we have a gig tomorrow night. We can only really practice straight after lunch and at night all together since we all have class at different times."

"Class? You mean fucking ninja class? Aren't you guys too fucking old for that?" Hidan asks.

"No, you fucking dingbat! There is no 'ninja school' in 'merica. We have classes where we learn important things. For example, I'm in medical school. Coop is studying to be a lawyer, Lyra is going to be a cop, and Cole is going to be a history teacher," I tell him.

"What in the hell is a dingbat you bitch?" Hidan says angrily. My face goes steely and my eyes flash in anger.

"Oh shit! Please tell me you did not just call her a bitch. Dude, she's gonna kill you!" Coop says. Everyone sighs in relief as I leave the room, but then gasp in horror as I bring my prized possession into the room, a recreated seventeenth century broadsword. I trained with it so much that I'm one of the best weapons experts on broadswords in the country. I take first place in a lot of the competitions I participate in.

"I'd like to test two questions of mine," I begin. "First, does Hidan's ability follow him here, and second, is it harder to thrust this sword or slash it into human flesh. These answers shall be answered with Kakuzu on standby."

"She didn't swear once in that sentence! She's really pissed!" Lyra exclaims.

"This shall be interesting," Cole says, smiling.

"Stand here, on the linoleum so I can get the blood off of the ground," I instruct Hidan. Once he's in place, I let out an angry yell and thrust my broadsword into his chest where his heart is. He just stands there. "First question answered, now I need a comparison strike." I slash at his neck, and it cleanly falls off.

"Damn it! You fucking decapitated me you bitch!" Hidan's head screams at me. I smile brightly, satisfied.

"So thrusting meets the most resistance, interesting," I say.

"I'm kind of scared of your friend, hm," Deidara says to Cooper.

Coop smiles, "Yeah, sometimes we all are…" Lyra and Cole laughed. I quickly clean the floor as everyone finishes, and then we head to our 'band room' which is an office type space we used as a band room. The Akatsuki watch us and Kakuzu quickly reattaches Hidan's head.

I grab my guitar, as do Lyra and Cole with their instruments. Coop sits behind his drums. "What first?" he asks, twirling a drum stick between his fingers.

"Ummmm…. Lyra?" I pass the question off.

"Can we just play one of our covers first?" she asks.

"Sure," I reply, "how about "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What are You Made Of" by A Day to Remember?"

"Perfect!" Coop exclaims.

I sing most of the song, but Coop does some of the screaming in the song.

"Don't blink they won't even miss you at all,
And don't think that I'll always be gone,
You know I've got you like a puppet in the palm of my hand,
Don't you let me down!

So run like hell,
Sleep with one eye open,
I can't forgive or forget you
We'll tell everyone the damage done,
Deep down you can't stop me
You can't stop me now.

I'll be there just to watch you fall,
So don't push me, I've got nothing to lose.

Don't blink, they won't even miss you at all,
And don't think that I'll always be gone,
You know I've got you like a puppet in the palm of my hand,
Don't you let me down.

{Oops,} there I go again,
I made it so damn hard to come back from the mess that you're in
I need you to know, I told you so.
You're a snake and I'm cautious
Just use your head.

I'll be there just to watch you fall,
so don't push me, I've got nothing to lose.

Don't blink, they won't even miss you at all,
And don't think that I'll always be gone,
You know I've got you like a puppet in the palm of my hand,
Don't you let me down.

Come on
Ooooooohhhhhh!

*Cough* *Cough*

Everybody's out to get me.
Any moment could be my last.
This is me, you can take it or leave.
Right or wrong
I will stand on my own two feet.
Just breathe.
Just breathe.

Don't blink, they won't even miss you at all,
And don't think that I'll always be gone,
You know I've got you like a puppet in the palm of my hand,
Don't you let me down.

Don't blink, they won't even miss you at all,
And don't think that I'll always be gone,
You know I've got you like a puppet in the palm of my hand,
Don't you let me down.

Oh!"

The former fluff balls all look at us in awe. I tilt my head slightly before indicating that we'll start on our original songs. We play for another hour and a half before Coop stops us.

"I've got class soon, I've got to leave. Bye!" he hugs me and kisses my cheek before doing the same to Lyra and giving a high five to Cole.

"Yeah, I promised my mom that I'd bring Cole over today," Lyra says. "We'll be back before you have to leave for class, because I know you don't want to leave them alone."

"Ahhh! Thank you!" I say, hugging her. "I'd fucking go crazy!"

She laughs, "Okay, okay. Now, kittens, don't make her angry… we don't want a repeat of lunch…" The Akatsuki members just snicker a little, and Hidan looks indignant.

"I didn't fu-" He starts.

"Shh- shh- shhh! What did I just say!" she exclaims. I laugh. "Okay, come on Cole."

Lyra and Cole leave and I sit with my guitar in my lap. I bite inside my cheek before starting to play "Three Cheers for Five Years" by Mayday Parade.

"I swear that you don't have to go
I thought we could wait for the fireworks
I thought we could wait for the snow
To wash over Georgia and kill the hurt
I thought I could live in your arms
And spend every moment I had with you
Stay up all night with the stars
Confess all the faith that I had in you (I had in you)

Too late, I'm sure and lonely
Another night, another dream wasted on you
Just be here now against me
You know the words, so sing along for me, baby

For heaven's sake I know you're sorry
But you won't stop crying
This anniversary may never be the same
Inside I hope you know I'm dying
With my heart beside me
In shattered pieces that may never be replaced
And if I died right now you'd never be the same

I thought with a month of apart
Together would find us an opening
And moonlight would provide the spark
And that I would stumble across the

key
Or break down the door to your heart
Forever could see us - not you and me
And you'd help me out of the dark
And I'd give my heart as an offering (an offering)

Too late, I'm sure and lonely
Another night, another dream wasted on you
Just be here

now against me
You know the words, so sing along for me, baby

And I will always remember you as you are right now to me
And I will always remember you now, remember you now

So sleep alone tonight with no one here just by your side
Sleep alone tonight

How does he feel, how does he kiss?
How does he taste while he's on your lips?
How does he feel, how does he kiss?
How does he taste while he's on your lips?
How does he feel, how does he kiss?
How does he taste while he's on your lips?
How does he feel, how does he kiss?

I can't forget you
I know you want me to want you
I want to
But I can't forget you
So when this is over don't blow your composure, baby
I can't forget you
I know you want me to want you I want to
But I can't forget you
So when this is over don't blow your composure, baby
I can't forget you
I know you want me to want you, I want to "

I play more songs halfheartedly before deciding to study for the test I have next week in Biochemistry. I take out my textbook and go over some of the point I haven't looked at in a while. After a couple minutes, Hidan comes in the room and stares for a couple seconds. I look up and raise an eyebrow.

"What's up?" I say.

"Well, I was forced to come and tell you that Deidara was a fucking idiot and fucking blew some shit up," he says.

I stop and turn my body slowly to fully face him. "What. Did. You. Just. Fucking. Say."

"Deidara blew shit up."

"WHERE!"

"The kitchen…"

I run downstairs and stumble upon what looks to be a warzone.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO MY HOUSE?!"

Mwahahahahahahaha! Deidara is going to be killed! Well, maybe… I'm not quite sure yet… Well, I'll try to update my other story as well soon. Hey! It's almost summer and then I'll, hopefully, update more! :3