In Maleficent's Castle...

Eight Disney villains lounged about in the near-empty meeting hall— almost no one decided to come! The only ones present were Hades, Frollo, Scar, Zira, Gaston, Jafar, , and Ursula. The silence was bone rattling—especially since there seemed to be a hushed wind blowing in, rattling the several bones of Maleficent's former henchmen. Hades and his loud mouth decided to break it.

"This place looks dead. When's she ever gonna redecorate?"

Many of them snickered when Jafar said, "Of course you would know what's dead, now wouldn't you, Hades?" Hades just rolled his eyes and lit a cigarette with the flames on his head. "Though," Jafar continued. "I must say I agree with the fact. We always have our meetings in the Underworld, what's so special about this one?"

"I'll tell you what's so special!" Hades jumped at the sound of Maleficent's voice, begging that she didn't hear anything they had just said. Ursula whispered, "Well, you're screwed."

The leader of the villains walked around the table, glaring at all the empty seats with name tags— Shere Khan, Chernabog, Pete, the Evil Queen, etc.— meant for various no-shows. Gaston piped up. "It's a shame you didn't let me write the invitations, they all would've come. No one invites like Gast–" Maleficent pointed her staff at the muscular man and beamed him with her magic. The newly found quietude made it difficult to breathe in the room.

"It is a shame. To have so many who won't be apart of the greatest plot in the history of us villains," She sat down on her throne nervously. "Now, if anyone would like to come up with the plot, please speak now." Eyes darted around the room, many unsure of what to do next.

"Well–"

She cut Hades off. "Anyone... besides Hades or Gaston." The two slouched lower into their seats. Maleficent was clearly in a bad mood today.

"We could get someone to take our places!" Ursula suggested.

"Why don't we take a vacation?" whined.

"I'm too old for this..." Frollo complained.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" roared Zira. When they quieted she spoke, "Scar has an idea."

Scar glared daggers at the lioness clinging to his side as desperate as an ice cube in summer. He pushed her about an inch away and scooted another inch in the opposite direction. "Actually, I'd prefer to speak about it to Maleficent alone." Zira's hope-filled eyes were soon drowned with sadness. He glared. "Alone."

In less than a minute, the meeting room was cleared as Scar explained the plan to Maleficent. "Too cliche..." Maleficent mumbled to herself. "But it could work..."

Scar grinned and strode off. The idea he had just given to Maleficent had been tried many times before— all ending with a failure and an even worse reputation. His persuasion skills had really paid off, and it would make him look even better if they could pull this off.

He was definitely getting a raise.

Hm, so I guess you know what the plan is based off of the summary? There's gonna be a few surprises soon, so work with me. The next chapter or so will introduce the characters that are non-Disney owned. I hoped you guys liked it. Please review if you read, even if it's hate. Thanks.