What about us? (sniffles)
The final (?) FF7 Episode
By Gabriel "Never say never again" Ricard
Cloud: The bastard
Cid: I am so for real!
Aeris: Cid?
Cid: Yeah?
Aeris: We don't care what P-Diddy said…you're not a black man trapped in a rednecks body
Cid: Aw…shoot!
Barret: Make yer damn announcement Gabe
Gabe: You sure?
Vincent: PLEASE DON'T!! DEAR GOD NO!! I'LL BE OUT ON THE STREET!!!
Gabe: Oh you will not…The FF7 series will live on
Red: Sobing Don't lie to us Gabe
Gabe: I'm not…the series will continue in notebook form…just not in internet installments…
Tifa: Two things…
Gabe: Yes?
Tifa: One…I'm never sleeping with you again
Gabe: And?
Tifa: Why?
Gabe: Well…I want to focus on original works, screenplays and various poorly written prose…
Yuffie: So will the FF7 series never see the internet again?
Gabe: I'm not sure yet…if enough people respond to this I imagine I can bring them back…but since no one cares about us one way or the other…
Cait Sith: What if someone else were to take on the responsibilities of the series?
Gabe: That would be great…they would be more than welcome to it…come on…it's Cait Sith's hidden college co-ed shower-cam night and I for one do not want to miss it…
Vincent: May I say one more thing before go? Sort of a last ditch plea to the fans?
Gabe: Oh…all right…
Vincent: Stands before all of you…MEMORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OF THE TIMES WE USED TO SHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Cloud: KILL!
Everyone leaps upon Vincent, tying him up with little effort and dragging him off…Gabe remains…
Gabe: Thanks for listening everyone…if this is the end of the FF7 series in this form then so be it…I had a lot of fun writing it…it started out as an escape and graduated to something I took a lot of pride in writing…thanks to guys like Lotuss Tears, that damn sprite Beth…S3…and the various sites that inspired the series and my writing as general
Cid Off in the distance CAIT YOU SON OF A BITCH!! THIS IS FROM MY HONEYMOON!!
Marlene: Daddy…why is Shera wearing a plastic penis?
Gabe: Sighs and chuckles…turning and walking off…
End.
You heard it here…I doubt most of the original readers are still here…but ah well…