Hello, hello~! My name is OmegaStarShooter14, and this my first story for this fandom!

This story was ORIGINALLY going to be an M rated fic, but I'm no good at that (I actually haven't tried).

Pairing: Hikaru/Haruhi/Kaoru (My OT3~!)

Enjoy~!

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"Haruhi, don't make that face. We said we were sorry!" The Hitachiin twins said, while a certain brunette walked several steps in front of them.

"I don't care. You guys have kidnapped me not once, but twice. TWICE! DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!" Haruhi Fujioka yelled, and turned to face them, clearly irritated.

"It was the boss' orders," Hikaru said. "And this wouldn't be any fun without you." Kaoru added.

The brunette sighed. There was no point in arguing with the twins, as guilty as they were or weren't. And it did make sense that Tamaki-sempai was behind this as well.

The place was grand, too grand for Haruhi's taste, like always.

The villa stood on a serene field. It stood regally, even with it's slight air of abandon, one could mistake it for a millionaire's home, or in this case, a pair of millionaire twin's summer home.

It walls were colored a coffee brown, the small details stood colored in a peachy apricot. Even though the house was meant for two, it could easily sustain a family of seven with ease.

Six filthy rich bastards and a middle-class honor student, in fact.

Haruhi stood outside of said house, along with the Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru.

"So, what do you think?" Kaoru asks.

"...It's beautiful." She answers. "Just like all the other places you 'take' me to."

"Aw, Haruhi. If you're still mad at us, I can make you feel a lot better~" Hikaru whispers, making her blush.

"H-Hikaru, CUT IT-"

"NONE OF YOU WILL LAY A HAND ON MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER, YOU HEAR ME?!" Yells a voice in the distance, a voice that could belong to non other than Tamaki Suou, the 'king' of the Ouran Host Club.

"Sir, I was just kidding. No need to get upset." Hikaru said, trying to calm him down.

The soft summer breeze blew through said blond's hair, as he stood out of his family's car. Behind him, stood Kyoya Otori, the 'shadow king' of the Host Club, and Tamaki's best friend.

"I never thought I'd see this place again, Kaoru." Kyoya said. "After that... 'incident'."

The shivers that went up the twin's spines were evident. They stared at the raven haired man in absolute fear. "You said you were never going to mention that again."

"Oops, it must've slipped my mind." He smiled.

Kyoya-sempai, nothing ever slips your mind, Haruhi thought.

"Anyway, where's Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai?" Tamaki asks.

"They should be arriving in three... two..."

The blades of grass began to fly around uncontrollably, and as the group looks up, they see a helicopter flying above them. "HARU-CHAAAAAAAAAAN~!"

"-one." Kyoya finishes.

A ladder stumbled down from the helicopter. Down came Mori-sempai, with Honey-sempai slung over his shoulders.

"Oi, Honey-sempai!" Haruhi saluted.

"Haru-chan!" The younger blond tackled her. "You look so cute with that dress!"

Haruhi sighed. She hoped nobody noticed, her father actually forced her to wear it, which was a first. The strapless yellow dress reached her knees and blew around quite freely. Her shoulders were covered with a small white jacket and there was a straw hat. Her small feet were cloaked in white slippers.

"Wow, Haruhi..." Tamaki said.

"...You look..." Kaoru began. "...Amazing." Hikaru finished.

"Thank you." She said kindly, and as ignorant as she is, she didn't notice the truth behind their comments.

"So, this is where we'll be staying tonight, Hika-kun?" Honey asked.

"Yep. Welcome to the Hitachiin summer residence!" They said simultaneously.

The group entered the villa, and Haruhi was awed. It was even more dazzling on the inside. The furniture was very refined, and even though the house was spotless, it had an air of abandonment. The walls had a green tea shade, along with small details in a yellow, custard color. A patterned carpet covered all the floor, showing designs that could belong to ancient times.

"Wow~! Hika-kun and Kao-kun, this place is great!" The younger blond admired.

"Yes, it seems Mrs. Hitachiin chose the designs herself," Kyoya added.

"Mom always has the last say in those kind of things," responds the younger twin.

Haruhi continued to look around, she felt so out of place. Eventually, she sat on the chestnut loveseat, which molded her shape into it's cushions, making her sink into it.

Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai sat next to her, one on each side. Honey placed his head on her lap, though she didn't mind.

...Two redheads and a blond did, though.

Tamaki did his signature 'don't-touch-my-daughter' glare, while the twins sprung into action.

"Well, Haruhi, would you like to look around?" Kaoru asks, making Honey raise his head. Mission successful.

"Yes, I would." She smiled, and every male in the house (except for Kyoya) blushed, even if it was a little bit. She stood and grabbed Kaoru's hand, and he lead her around the house.

She looked around while Kaoru showed her the rooms. Unconsciously, she counted the rooms available. One...Two...Three...Four...Five.

Wait, five?

This bothered her greatly. It would be one room for Tamaki-sempai, one for Kyoya-sempai, and two for Mori-sempai and Honey-sempai. Kaoru and Hikaru sleep together, so there's one for them.

But, what about her?

"Kaoru, they're are not enough rooms for all of us." She said as a matter-of-factly.

"Huh...?"

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"Hm, well this is unexpected." Kyoya says when Haruhi finishes explaining the situation.

"I'm sorry, this is all my fault." responds Haruhi. "I'll just go back home."

The uproar was almost instantaneous. The complaints flew back and forth, all of them along the same line: They wouldn't enjoy their stay without her.

"But, where would I sleep?" she asks.

The twins immediately had smirks on their faces. "Well, Haruhi..." "Why don't you..." "Sleep with us?" They said the last part simultaneously.

Haruhi just stared at the brothers, while Tamaki was having a mayor fit. "Ah...?"

"NO, YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH MY DAUGHTER, YOU-"

"-I believe that would be best. They are closest in age, and they know each other better than the most of us." Kyoya raises his glasses as he says this.

"WHAT?" Five pairs of eyes turned to look at the Shadow King. Haruhi just blinked.

"I assume that would be correct, as the twins' bed is the largest." He adds.

"Oh, then I guess you're right." Honey said, and Mori nodded.

The twins were so overly surprised, and unnoticed by the others, Tamaki was sitting in a corner, with an aura of depression around him. Haruhi had a blank expression on her face.

What just happened...?

This will be a two-shot, if nothing else happens.

Please, review and tell me what you think!

Thank you for reading! See you around!

~OmegaStarShooter14~