Jesus had been in the arena for 2 hours now. He was bored, craving Starbucks and wanted to Instagram a photo of himself on the edge of the cliff he was on.

"Dad! Get me my iPhone." Jesus shouted to the heavens

God's light beamed down on him and a voice came from the clouds.

"It won't go through the force field"

A small black iPhone lay a few meters above his head. Waiting for him to use it.

"You can use it when you win" God stated

Jesus rolled his eyes and lay down on the cliff edge whilst his legs dangled off.

It had been 8 days since the Hunger Games had started. Jesus was smelly, cranky and still wanted a god damn Starbucks. There were only 2competitors left in the rainforest arena. The other representative from District H was killed after 3 days. He prayed the whole night for her soul.

Out of nowhere someone came out of the woods trying to bite him. Jesus kicked him off and gasped.

"Shia LaBeouf?"

"I'll kill you!" He growled

Once again Shia attempted to bite Jesus like the cannibal he was. As he tried to stop him, Shia managed to bite his finger and tear it clean off his hand then gnawed on it like a dog with a bone. Cautiously Jesus walked over to him and took it gently from his mouth. Shia straightened up and followed it with his eyes as Jesus mourned his lost finger. Then something clicked inside Jesus' mind.

"Do you want the finger? Who wants the finger?"

"I do! Me! Me! Me!" Shia screeched enthusiastically

Jesus threw the finger straight off the cliff edge and Shia followed it. Falling to his death. Jesus had done it. He had won the Hunger Games and defeated Shia Labeouf. The force field around the arena switched off and his phone smacked him straight on the head. However, his brain and his phone were still in tact.

Finally Jesus could do something he'd wanted to do for 8 days and held up the phone to his face snapping a quick picture of himself on Instagram with the 'Mayfair' effect.

'On a cliff #cliff #jesus #deep #emotional #f4f #followforfollow #teamf4f'