I saw a malteaser advert for Red Nose Day and got inspired for a little one shot :) If you don't know what Red Nose day is, its this Charity thing that happens in the UK where we have to do random things for money basically. Malteasers is a brand of Chocolate that is supporting Red Nose day. Its pretty fun we get to go to school in own clothes for a day hehe! Here we go!

Patricia's POV

Me and Joy are seriously bored, like we could die bored! We were sitting in the living room watching some TV programme about Elephants.

"The male elephant takes and interest in the female elephant. He jumps-"

"OK! THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!" Joy says. She switches over to another channel and just our luck, adverts! I hate adverts, especially them really cheesy adverts. GO COMPAREE! It's Red Nose Day soon too and all the charity adverts come on at this time. A malteasers advert has just appeared on our screen and Joy OOOed, probably because of her love for malteasers.

"You want some Joy? I think Eddie brought about 10 boxes yesterday. I could probably sneak one for you" I asked her.

"OO! Yes please but I have an idea" she replied.

"What is it?" I said.

"First we need some of them malteasers" So I stood up and walked to the kitchen and grabbed one of the boxes from Eddie's 'Super Secret Stash' which isn't so secret as he told me where it is. I walked back to her and gave her the box.

"Now we need a bra!" she said. What?

"Ok, where is this going?"

*A few minutes later*

Eddie's POV

I'm hungry. I need malteasers! I brought about 10 boxes from Sainsburys the other day. I stood up from my bed and went to my 'Super Secret Stash' in the kitchen and grabbed a box. Huh, thats weird. One box is missing. I suddenly hear a roar of laughter. I look up to see two pairs of feet sticking up in the air. Suddenly, some sort fo sling shot thing flies up in the air and a ball of chocolate is released and falls back down to the ground. The laughter starts up again. I walk into the dining room to see Joy and Yacker on the floor, bra's hooked on their feet, laughing their heads off.

"Ok, whats going on here?" I say, trying to hold in my laughter. They look round.

"This is awkward..." Yacker says. I can't help look at the bra hooked round her feet. Its hot.

"Nice bra, by the way" I say before grabbing it and running out the house.

"Give that to me, slimeball!"

"Nah, I think this will look nice hooked round my dads car!"

Remember when burk's brought like 10 boxes of malteasers from Tesco? That where I got that bit from, but I thought that I shouldn't say Tesco, since the horse meat scandal. Yeah, you guys not from the UK can see how f***ed up the UK is lool! and The GO COMPARE advert! The most annoying advert ever! Anyway, I hope you liked it :) Peaceee xxx