Part I

A/N: Okay, hello everyone. The Neo-Z fighters community has decided to challenge their writers by having a "Monthly special" Each month one of our writers will write either a one shot, or start a new story that can go as long as they like… but it has to revolve around a difficult plot. Thus, the challenge.

The account we're using to upload these to FF is one that is shared by all of the senior members and those who have earned enough trust among our higher ups aka Forum protectors. I am pointer39, and I have the honor of being the first man up.

In March, our leader Kagetoworld will have his chance to show off his skills :)

Now, what could be more challenging than a romantic story that involves Chiaotzu? Nothing… Unless it's Recoome or Yajirobe maybe. Anyways, this story is a 4-shot. I will try to publish one each of the next 4 days.

POV - Bulma

"You idiot! Don't you know what day it is!?" I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"W-What are you yelling for?" yelled my idiot 'boyfriend'.

"What does the 14th mean to you?" He hesitated. "WELL!? ANSWER!"

Before he could, I continued to rant on. "Oh that's right! Valentine's day! How could you have forgotten? Let me guess, you're sorry and you expect me to forgive you in like a week's time? WELL FORGOET IT! GET OUT!"

Yamcha sighed and started towards the door. "I am sorry, you know?" He said, stopping in front of the door, in a pathetic attempt to gather sympathy and built up guilt within me. Well it isn't going to work this time!

"HURRY UP! GO! NOW!" I commanded in a harsh tone.

Yamcha exited, and left me to my own thoughts.

Why does he have to be such an idiot? Seems like all I've ever dated my whole life… are total morons! My whole life… I have run into more than my fair share of perverts, people obsessed with sex, morons… and well, Yamcha.

I have wasted how many years off and on, with him? I better not count, it'll just depress me even more…

I sighed and came to a realization. If I'm going to happy, just for once… I need to date someone that I KNOW isn't a selfish jackass!

I picked up a pencil and paper, and began listing everyone I knew, well… every male.

Mailman. I sighed. "If I don't know his name, I don't know him well enough." I thought aloud.

Krillin. "Yeah right, like I would date someone that has to levitate to kiss me."

Wilbur. "Married."

Piccolo. "Asexual alien."

Vegeta. "…" I thought about him before remembering why I didn't want him… "Asshole."

I crossed each name off, and continued to stroll down the list, eventually I came to a few names I'd known for a long time.

Goku

Master Roshi

Tien

Dating Goku would be just plain wrong… plus, he's married anyways. Master Roshi? Eww… that's disgusting! I will NEVER EVER date that old perv!

I stared at Tien's name, trying to think of a reason to cross him off just like everyone else, but I was actually having a hard time coming up with something…

Well, he's single… Launch disappeared years ago. He's not that attractive. But… he isn't disgusting… He's really muscular, honorable… and he never showed any hostility to anyone that wasn't trying to destroy the world. Not since he met Goku anyway…

Wow, I can't believe I'm considering this!

Maybe I should write a letter…

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(3 days time lapse) POV - Chiaotzu

Tien asked me to check the mail… I never understood why I always had to; it always seemed like such a waste of time. Every single day it would be the same thing. Check the mail, bring some junk mail and coupons we would never use back, and eventually use them as fire-starters when too much of it piles up.

Waste of time.

I opened the box up, reached in and pulled out much of the usual. Safeway coupons, an advertisement for flowers, an advertisement of Direct TV NFL Sunday Ticket, and a paper that advertised Chevy Truck Month.

Why is it Chevy Truck Month, EVERY month? I wondered. Just then, I noticed an envelope still in the mail box, I snatched it up and read the return address.

Capsule corp? "Weird." I murmured. If it's Bulma, why would she send a letter, what could it be about?

A/N: Well, this was short, I tried to sneak a few funny lines and since I'm undoubtedly new/not good at romance… Making this a true, Challenge… Please leave a review and feel to express your critique.