A/N: Well here is the next part of A Midsummer Night's Dream: Kingdom Hearts Edition. Hope you enjoy! Sorry it took so long. I got carried away with my other story, Twilight High. XD
*Enter, Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saïx, Xigbar, and Zexion*
Luxord: Is everyone here?
Demyx: Call role generally, one by one, so we can see if every one is here.
Luxord: I know that Demyx, and I'm pretty sure you mean individually, not generally.
Demyx: Whatever, just call role already.
Luxord: Alright, here I have a list of everyone in the play.
Demyx: Just tell us what were doing, call role, then shut up.
Luxord: *sigh* Alright. The play is called A Very Tragic Comedy About the Horrible Deaths of Pyramus and Thisbe.
Demyx: Man! That thing is hilarious! So who's playing what?
Luxord: Answer when I call you. - Demyx?
Demyx: Here. So who am I?
Luxord: Your going to be Pyramus.
Demyx: What's Pyramus? A lover or a tyrant?
Luxord: A lover who kills himself very nobly for love.
Demyx: I'll have to cry to make my performance believable. A as soon as I start crying, oh boy, the audience had better watch out, because they'll start crying to. I'll make tears pour from their eyes like rainstorms. I'll-
Luxord: Shut up so I can continue?
Demyx: Oh, right.
Luxord: Now then, Axel?
Axel: Yeah, I'm here.
Luxord: Axel, you'll be playing Thisbe.
Axel: Wait, what?! Come on! Don't make me play a woman! Why couldn't you get Larxene to do it?
Luxord: In all honesty, she scares us.
Axel: Ugh, this is just great.
Luxord: Alright, next is...Xigbar!
Xigbar: I'm here, Luxord.
Luxord: Xigbar, your playing Thisbe's mom.
Xigbar: And just when I thought Axel got the worse role.
Axel: Ha!
Xigbar: Shut it, hothead.
Luxord: Now now, It's just how we've drawn from the deck. It's nothing to start getting upset over.
Axel: What is with you and poker analogies?
Luxord: Let's continue, Zexion?
Zexion: Here.
Luxord: Zexion, you'll be Pyramus' dad, and I'm Thisbe's dad. Saïx, you'll play the lion.
Saïx: Hmph.
Axel: Notice how he gives himself the only other guy part.
Saïx: Enough, Axel.
Luxord: All right, that's everyone.
Saïx: Let me guess, the lion can just be improvised.
Luxord: Yes, it's just roaring.
Demyx: Let me play the lion too! I'll be so good at roaring, the audience will scream for an encore!
Luxord: If you roar too loud, you'll scare all of the women and we'll be killed.
All: Yeah, that would get every single one of us killed.
Luxord: Look, you can only play Pyramus. Understood?
Demyx: Oh, all right than. What should I wear for the part?
Luxord: Whatever you want, I guess. Just make sue its in the middle class.
Demyx: Oh, then I will be wearing a-
Saïx: No one cares, Deymx.
Luxord: Yes,... well here are the scripts. Meet me outside the town so we can practice without being disturbed.
Axel: What's wrong with here?
Luxord: The theater is a public building, so anyone can just waltz in here and ruin the surprise of the show.
Axel: "Waltz" in here? Really? Who even says that?
Luxord: I do, that's who.
Axel: I'm not even gonna say anything about that one.
Demyx: We'll be there, Luxord.
Luxord: Very good. I will see you there.
*All exit*
A/N: All right, its finally done. Again, sorry it took so long to get this one up, I got really carried away with Twilight High, XD. Speaking of that, Twilight High will be the main story I'm working on now. (like it isn't already, XD) So chapters for that will be up more often than this. (so far its a ratio of 5 TH : 1 AMSND KH) Like and review! I accept anonymous reviews! Constructive criticism is appreciated, but no flames please.