Wally's Milkshake

It seemed like a normal day in Mt. Justice, Conner had decided to stay in the training room with Black Canary; Kaldur had gone to spend a few days in Atlantis; M'ggan had gone to visit Mars with her uncle; Artemis was watching T.V. and Wally was in the kitchen. Everything seemed quiet when Robin arrived, until "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Wally's screams pierced throughout the mountain. "YOU MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU!"

Robin came in and saw Wally staring at his milkshake and Artemis looking very annoyed yet pleased, "Shut up and drink it, Baywatch it won't kill you," she huffed crossing her arms at the blurred figure running around, "HOW CAN I YOU POISONED IT! IT IS CONTAMINATED, RUINED! YOU SPIT IN IT! YOU EVIL, EVIL FEINED!" Robin stood there silently watching the blur that was Wally, and the very amused Artemis who looked like she was about to have enough of all this drama. He smirked and climbed into the air vents, quickly got to a good spot, and pressed record on his phone, this was prefect blackmail material.

"If your milkshake is SO special, that just drink it Kid Idiot. You've had worse, like M'ggan's cookies," Her patience was running thin and she could have sworn she had heard that little troll come in and he was probably recording this, "Just drink the stupid milkshake!" Wally appeared from the blur with and angry glare shooting right at her, "I don't have to listen to you; you're not my mom!" Unconsciously he picked up the glass and took a gulp, "I'LL NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY!" He bolted to his room leaving a triumphant Artemis and a giggling bird.

About a minute later Wally came running down the halls in complete panic. Robin quickly hit record again on his phone taping the whole thing from where he sat on the couch, "HELP! SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE I'VE BEEN CONTAMENATED! CALL THE AMBULANCE! CALL UNCLE BARRY! CALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE! I'M DIEING! I DRANK HER SPIT! THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!" The shouting only brang Superboy out of the gym, once he heard why Wally was in panic mode he left with an annoyed look in his face. Robin was laughing madly as his friend tried frantically to wash his tongue off with water like that would get Artemis' spit off. Artemis just stood there like she was proud of her work before leaving. Blackmail Acquired.

A/N: This happened to me at school. My friends spit in my Milkshake and just went bizerk to their amusement. Soon enough I got thirsty from the running and shouting and I took a sip only to realize too late what I did and I ran even more and screamed louder calling for emergency assistant…I haven't bought another milkshake since. R&R and send me ideas for more one shots. I promise they will try and be longer I just didn't see why or how this could BE longer.