Just in case you didn't get this from the description, these are completely ridiculous pairings a friend and I concocted when we were talking about shipping then something fell off her desk and we proceeded to have ReichenFeels. Obviously the following two ships have been produced because we have gone bonkers (BUT HEY AT LEAST WE FIT IN.) WE. REGRET. NOTHING.

...Also just in case: We do NOT own Sherlock in any way, shape or form. (Which means NOT the show, NOT any movies, NOT the books, NOTHING...though I sometimes wish otherwise.)

SherlockxPavement (Courtesy of my friend, J)

Sherlock knew that his love for the pavement was deadly; but he also knew that she was more than just pavement. Underneath her rough edges was a mass of understanding and comfort that he could find from no one else. He accepted his fate as he stepped up to the edge of the building. Looking up at her from above, Sherlock was overcome with emotion. And as he fell from the rooftop, he knew that she was worth dying for. He had no regrets as the blood flowed out of his body.

"At least you are the last thing I will see." He said as he took his last breath.

(J's response: "OHMYGOD WHAT DID I JUST TYPE? ASDFGHJKL")