A/N I've read a few stories where they involve the Avenger's texting each other, and I think it's a pretty cool idea, so I'm going to try it. If you like my story, please review! Sure, I like follows and all that, but I love reviews even more!

Disclaimer: I'm a teenage girl. I am not Marvel. You do the math.

Ok math is hard and boring so lemme sum it up for you: I do not own Marvel's characters.

Chapter One – Yeah, I Can't Think Up A Better Chapter Title

GREETINGS, ANTHONY EDWARD STARK

Tony: Uh, who's this?

IT IS I, THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER

Tony: Thor? Since when do you know how to operate a phone?

Thor: EYE OF HAWK SHOWED ME THE WAY OF THE MOBILE. HE ALSO SHOWED ME THE BOOK OF FACES AND THE GOOGLE

Tony: Of course he would. It's "Facebook" and "Google", buddy, and why are you texting in all capitals?

Thor: I KNOW NOT HOW TO TURN OF THIS CAPS OF LOCK

Tony: lol

Thor: :(

Tony: Sorry, but your pain amuses me. :P

Thor: I HAVE INDEED ENDURED GREAT SUFFERING. EYE OF HAWK "GOOGLED" SOMETHING IN IMAGES AND WHAT SHOWED UP HAS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.

Tony: Well, porn is pretty scarring. Clint was just messing with you though.

Thor: EYE OF HAWK CALLED IT BY ANOTHER NAME. HE DUBBED IT "THORKI"

Tony: Oh he didn't! Lol haha

Thor: IT IS NOT FUNNY, MAN OF IRON. LOKI IS MY BROTHER, I WOULD NEVER . . . JUST . . . HOW COULD MORTALS THINK OF SUCH THINGS?

Loki: You mentioned my name? What did I do now? *Pouts innocently*

Tony: Clint showed Thor how to use a mobile, and he also showed him Thorki.

Thor: MY DEAR BROTHER, I AM RELIEVED YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THIS "THORKI" AS –

Loki: Omg he did not! Lol!

Thor: LOKI, YOU KNOW OF THIS . . . THIS INDECENT ART MORTALS HAVE MADE OF US?

Tony: I thought it was pretty decent. ;)

Loki: Brother, that is nothing. You should see what the mortals have done with "FrostIron".

Thor: AND WHO IS THIS FROSTIRON ABOUT?

Loki: Stark and I.

Thor: . . . THE VISUALS

Tony: Lol.

Loki: Lol.

Tony: FrostIron is pretty hot, actually. I mean, hello, me.

Loki: I find it quite . . . intriguing. Maybe these mortals will allow you and I, Tony, to pose for their art? I am not one to get in the way of a masterpiece.

Thor: OH MY ODIN, PLEASE STOP.

Tony: *ignoring Thor* I agree Loki. I mean, if the masterpiece has me in it, go right ahead.

Loki: And I find those positions in the mortal's works of art quite fascinating. Can you really lift your leg up that high, Stark?

Thor: I DEMAND YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FROSTIRON AT ONCE.

Tony: Depends Loki . . . are you prepared to do those things to me?

Thor: STOP! THE VISUALS! MY MIND HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE MORTAL'S "FROSTIRON". I WILL LEAVE THIS CONVERSATION IF YOU DO NOT MOVE ON.

Loki: *also ignoring Thor* you'll see Tony. Why don't you come over? I'll show you how high I can lift my leg up.

Thor: BROTHER, STOP

Tony: I guess I'll be seeing you shortly then, Loki ;)

Thor: MAN OF IRON, STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER. HE DOES NOT LIKE IT.

Loki: Actually Thor, you're speaking for yourself here. I'll be ready for you Tony . . . ready to show you a wonderful time.

Thor: BROTHER NOOOOOOOO!

Tony: . . .

Loki: . . .

Thor: Huzzah, I have gained the knowledge of how to rid my phone of this caps of lock!

Thor: . . . Tony? Loki?

Thor: :(