Title: I never knew

Characters: Hermione Harry Ron Fred George Ginny Charlie Bill Molly Arthur (Mentions of Lavender and Severus)

Ships: FredxHermionexGeorge FredxGeorge HarryxGinny MollyxArthur (Mentions of RonxLavender)

Warnings: A hint of Twincest very mild though I promise! Traids, no lemons or even limes, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SHIP DO NOT READ IT! Please don't comment saying stuff about the ship, you can talk about the plot and writing but not the ship.

Summary: Hermione is bored at her job so she moves in with the Twins and finds out a lot of things she never knew.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or its characters, locations, objects and concepts. This is a work of Fan fiction, I am not, nor do I intend to make money off of this. Thank You and Enjoy the story.

LAST WARNING: THIS IS A FREDxHERMIONExGEORGE FAN FIC IF YOU DO NOT APPROVE LEAVE NOW


"Hermione dear! So good to see you! You need to visit more often!" Molly Weasley wrapped Hermione Granger in a tight hug, firmly patting her back. She pulled back abruptly, "Now let me get a look at you!" She studied Hermione's face and body in a way that had her fidgeting and trying to pat down her, no doubt, bushy hair.

"Molly I was here two days ago!" Hermione finally exclaimed. The Weasley matriarch just smiled,

"Even after all this time, I've been living in a war riddled society for decades every moment feels more precious than the last."

"Hey," Hermione said reaching out to her surrogate mother, "It's over now Molly." She pulled the shorter plump woman into a bone crushing hug.

"I just can't believe its been nearly 3 years" Hermione smiled releasing Mrs. Weasley who turned to the kitchen where the smell of trade mark Weasley cooking was coming in waves. "The boy's are in the den dear, go say hello."

Hermione smiled and turned in her professional black heels and headed towards the den to say hello to her favorite group of people in the world. She paused in the doorway of the smallish room, that had far too many people seated in it, and took in each and every person. They hadn't noticed her arrival in the quaint house so were still milling about. A sea of bright orange with one shaggy black mass seated by the fireplace. A long orange haired girl seated contentedly on his lap. A smiling long haired red headed man, with large muscles and calloused hands playing wizarding chess sprawled out across the floor with a gangly looking shorter haired red head boy. Yet another red haired man seated on the couch with a large tome in hand, his slight grimace distorting the still obvious scars on his face, and finally two short haired red headed identical to a 't' twins seated at opposite ends of a couch playfully kicking one another.

Hermione couldn't help but laugh at the picture they all made this caused six red heads and the black haired bespectacled boy look up at her and in perfect synchronization call out "Hermione!" this caused her to double over as laughter shook her, quickly the seven other people in the room joined in.

Ginny was the first to stand and cross the room to wrap her friend in a hug. "Jolly today are we Hermione" She said pulling back from the brief hug.

"It's been a good day Ginny" Hermione said with another smile "I quit my job, got an eviction notice on my flat and I honestly couldn't be happier" Ginny (and the other people in the room) Stared at her in horror.

Harry spoke up now "And you're happy about this...Why?" The confusion clearly etched on his face.

"Because I hated it there! I never thought I could hate working around books but the archives are honestly the most boring place I've ever been, and my flat was a shit hole anyways."

At this Ron's mouth actually dropped open. "D...did...you just say 'shit hole'?"

"Yes! And you know why? I'm bored with my life! Boring job, boring flat, boring drink at the same boring pub on the same boring Friday. It's enough to drive anyone bloody mad!" She sat down with a huff in the nearest open seat, between Fred and George on the couch. They still sat on opposite sides.

"So whats for dinner?" Hermione asked calmly. Everyone just stared.

Then it started.

"What!"

"Are you bloody mental!"

"Who are you and where's the real Hermione!"

"Brilliant love, genius really wish I had thought of it."

"Where will you live?"

"What are going to do for work!"

She paused but only for a moment then spoke quickly "Now really Ginny no need to shout, no I'm not mental, Charlie put your wand away you're being ridiculous, thanks George, I have no idea Harry, I'll think of something Bill."

"Well, that's definitely Hermione." Charlie muttered to himself pocketing his wand, Mrs Weasley choose that moment to announce dinner was ready.


Now seated at the table, and joined by Arthur, Hermione carefully pierced a piece of lettuce on her fork and raised it halfway to her mouth before she noticed the table had gone silent. She glanced up to see all eyes on her and Molly's face slowly turning a horrifying shade of red. The look of pure anger on her face startled Hermione so much she dropped her fork. Arthur winced, then Molly exploded.

"WHAT!" She shouted. Now everyone at the table flinched. She carefully organized her face into a mask of calm and rose from the table she walked straight out the front door. Arthur rose and quickly followed her out. Hermione felt the heavy gazes of the table's inhabitants on her.

"What was that all about" Hermione commented, picking up her discarded fork.

"You" Fred stated calmly using his knife to cut a bite of meat for himself.

Hermione gasped "You told her!" She whispered.

"Ya" George said looking confused, "were we not supposed to?"

Hermione pushed her plate away and laid her head down on the table. "No! Now she's going to make a big thing of it!"

"It IS a big thing Hermione!" Ron said, a little louder than strictly necessary.

"Look," Harry said, "You can just move in with me and Ginny for a little while."

Hermione grimaced at the thought, "No thanks, I don't want to bother you two. You just got engaged and you can't pretend you're not having sex all the time."

Ron frowned now "So I'm guessing that's you're answer for moving in with me and Lav too huh." Hermione nodded solemnly.

"Come live with us!" she hadn't been looking so she wasn't sure which twin had said it. She opened her mouth to protest but George spoke quickly cutting her off.

"Look we have an extra room, we need some more help around the shop, and we are NOT boring. Three birds one stone!"

"He does have a point" Bill said.

"Yes, We insist. I wont take no for an answer. How soon can you move in?" Fred said, and it seemed it was decided.

So I have no idea how long this will be or where its going but ONWARD AND UPWARD!