An hour later, Luigi and Daisy walked hand-in-hand down the road to Toad's house. He had gotten some, and it wasn't as scary as he had thought it would be. Rather enjoyable, actually. He had explained his situation to Daisy, who, being his girlfriend, was rather nervous, but happy to help her greatest friend. And now, considering they both got some, he was taking her with him to Toad's house.

"I never knew Mario was into that kind of group thing," Daisy said, looking thoughtful. "Actually, I never knew the Princess was into that kind of group thing. She always seemed so refined."

Luigi nodded in agreement. "It-a kinda surprised me-a. I've known them so long-a, and I never realized it-a."

"And the Bowser thing too," said Daisy, "I never though he could do such a thing."

"Me-a neither." replied Luigi. "But-a that'll be taken-a care of soon. In-a the meantime-a, don't mention you-a know about it-a. It-a could make things-a worse."

"Right." said Daisy. They reached Toad's house, and Luigi knocked on the door. He gave Daisy's hand a reassuring squeeze, mostly to calm his nerves.

Toad opened the door and looked up at Luigi and Daisy. "Hi Luigi! Hello Princess Daisy! What are you guys doing here?"

"Um...we've come over to play," said Luigi, blushing a bit.

"Really? I didn't think you were into that kind of thing. You as well, Daisy," Toad said, raising an eyebrow at them.

"Well..we weren't, but then we re-thought it. We're still kind of nervous, though," said Daisy.

"There's absolutely nothing to be scared about, Princess. Just cause you're the only other girl here doesn't mean we're all gonna gang up on you. Bowser might though. He enjoys ramming things hard," Toad said, rolling his eyes. "He was doing a job on his when I left."

Daisy blinked a couple of times, then shook her head. Luigi asked, "Is Mario in there?"

"Yeah," Toad answered. "He's helping Yoshi turn on his hot rod, and Peach was blowing mine before I went to answer the door. "

"Anyway," Toad said, not noticing the looks on Daisy and Luigi's faces, "did you get some?"

"Uh, yes. From-a Daisy," Luigi said, looking at her and blushing a bit.

"Cool. Can I see?"

Luigi blushed even more. "We, uh..didn't-a tape it.."

"Oh, you still have to put it together. That's ok, we can help. Come on inside," Toad said, smiling.
Luigi and Daisy braced themselves for what they might see when they came inside.

"Hey guys! Look who showed up!" Toad announced, bringing them into the living room. Luigi's and Daisy's jaw dropped.

Bowser was sitting in a corner, a pair or spectacles on his nose, eyeing a very big and shiny monster truck, ramming it with his fist to see if it was sturdy enough.

Mario was putting new batteries in Yoshi's Hot Rod, because the car had ceased to turn on.

Peach was sitting on a cushion, blowing dry Toad's Corvette, and a can of silver paint was sitting next to her.

Something in Luigi's head clicked. "REMOTE-A CONTROL CARS!" he exclaimed. "You were talking about remote control cars!"

"Yeah, plumber, whaddidya think he was talking about, orgies?" Bowser grumbled, taking off his glasses and wiping them on a cloth.

Actually, yes, Luigi said in his head.

"Yeah-a, Luigi. Remote-a control cars. That's what-a we were talking about-a this afternoon. Remember? Peach-a gave me one for my a birthday, like I said-a. A red one," Mario said, triumphantly handing Yoshi back his car, which would now turn on.

Luigi nodded dimly, and winced when Daisy smacked him on the head.

"Cars, Luigi! CARS! Get some, got some, had some, as in CARS! Not sex! MY GOD, how dense can you get?!" she exclaimed, glaring at him.

"You thought Mario was talking about.." Peach began, then toppled off her cushion in laughter.

"That would then mean that since Bowser gave Peach her first car, then..." Yoshi said, then joined Peach in laughing, while Bowser scowled and muttered "It's not THAT funny..."

"So...so, what-a was in-a the bag then, Mario, was a car?" Luigi sighed, backing away from Daisy who looked like she could kill him.

"Uh-huh. "

"And when you said-a 'get some' to me-a this afternoon, you meant-a get a car, right-a?" Luigi asked, dreading the answer.

"Uh-huh."

"...crap..." Luigi muttered, and ran and hid behind Bowser, who looked at him weird, then looked at Daisy, and smirked.

"Weeg...you didn't..." Bowser started, turning his head to look at Luigi.

Luigi nodded meakly, and Bowser roared with laughter. "YOU DID! I can't believe you did! I always knew the
Mario Bros. were stupid, but this proves it!"

"HEY-A!" Mario exclaimed indignantly.

"What's so funny, Bowser?" Peach asked, finished with Toad's car, and now adding stars to her pink Pontiac Grand Prix.

"When Mario told Luigi to get some, he did. Literally. In THAT way," Bowser added, then cracked up again.

"From Rose over there!"

"DAISY!" Daisy snapped, glaring at Bowser.

Everybody turned to look at Luigi, and Toad said, "Then...you didn't get a car...?"

"No..."

Everybody cracked up. Peach didn't even bother acting lady-like, and rolled on the floor with laughter. Bowser was on his hands and knees, banging the floor with his fist. Yoshi was holding his stomach and Mario was beginning to cry, he was laughing so hard. Toad was laughing so loud he was turning redder than the red dots on his hat.

Luigi sighed, then laughed a bit too, realizing how stupid he must have been to think what he had.

Daisy looked at them all like they had lost their minds. She sniffed angrilly, and stalked out of the living room and out the door.

"Oh dear god." said Luigi, remembering something he did.

"What-a?" asked Mario while he and the rest of them regained their composure.

"Um..." said Luigi meekly. "Remember how-a you said that Bowser's kids-a wanted to-a come too, but they broke all theirs-a?"

"Yeah?" said Mario. Bowser looked up at Luigi at the mention of his children.

"And-a how you said-a that they mostly got-a theirs from eachother-a, and how-a Larry got his from-a Bowser?"

"...OH MY GOD!" yelled Mario, Peach, Toad, Yoshi and Bowser.

"Well..." said Luigi, just before two police men barged in the door and put a pair of handcuffs on Bowser.

"What the-!?" Bowser yelled.,

"Alright you freak, come with us!" the first one yelled as the second one dragged Bowser into the squad car.

Luigi gave a nervous smile. "...Hehe?"

After Luigi, Mario, Peach, Toad, Yoshi and Larry testified on Bowser's behalf, he was released after serving only a week in prison. He was later charged with the attempted murder of Luigi. He served one year. Luigi was released from the hospital after a week.

The End

AN: Just throwing this in here: We do not own any characters in this story.

The story ©2002 by Anthysama and MarshMallowStomper. All rights reserved.