A/N: I don't even know what this is meant to be. My Shamy obsession is getting out of control. I'll write more, maybe three or four episodes per chapter, I guess?

Sheldon Cooper – Don't you hate it when your so-called friends blackmail you into changing your pre-evening schedule?

Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz like this.

Sheldon Cooper – I'm sure this sock isn't even in here.

Rajesh Koothrappali – You wish.

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Sheldon Cooper – This pre-evening turned out better than expected.

Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler are now friends.

Rajesh Koothrappali likes this.

Howard Wolowitz – Good Lord, it's happening.

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Amy Farrah Fowler wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

Hello Sheldon. I am looking forward to conversing with you again.

Rajesh Koothrappali likes this.

Rajesh Koothrappali – I ship it.

Leonard Hofstadter – Do I even want to know?

Howard Wolowitz – The Apocalypse is upon us, that is what.

Amy Farrah Fowler – Sheldon, I have decided that I do not like your friends.

Sheldon Cooper – Understandable.

Howard Wolowitz – Still shipping it, Raj?

Rajesh Koothrappali – Of course. It's the first time I see Sheldon siding with someone. The Shamy is on, dude.

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Sheldon Cooper – This seems to be a source of confusion for many of my friends, so I'd like to publicly state that I do NOT have a girlfriend.

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Sheldon Cooper – Why did I add Kripke to my Facebook friends, I have no idea.

Howard Wolowitz – Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, Sheldon.

Missy Cooper – What's this girlfriend story, Shelly? Shall I tell Mommy that her prayers worked?

Sheldon Cooper – I saved a nun's life. Why am I being punished?

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Amy Farrah Fowler wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

Sheldon, I'd like to Skype you as soon as possible. I believe I may have found a way to save humanity from its gloomy fate.

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Sheldon Cooper – Is any of my female friends willing to rent their womb?

Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.

Leonard Hofstadter – …

Sheldon Cooper – I said "female", Leonard.

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Sheldon Cooper – Don't trust your mobile phone company. It appears that intimacy can't be reached through texting.

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Sheldon Cooper and Shiny Penny are now friends.

Shiny Penny and Leonard Hofstadter like this.

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Shiny Penny wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

Hi Sweetie :)

Sheldon Cooper – Why are you suddenly interested in Facebook? I thought you hated it?

Shiny Penny – I want to spy on you and your girlfriend.

Sheldon Cooper – Amy Farrah Fowler isn't my girlfriend. Nor is "Shiny Penny" your actual name, for that matter.

Shiny Penny – I'm gonna be a great movie star one day. I don't want people to find out about my sad social circle.

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Amy Farrah Fowler wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

I have thought about your proposition and think I'd like to follow through.

Sheldon Cooper – Fine. What time should I pick you up?

Amy Farrah Fowler – You don't have a car. Shouldn't I be the one picking you up?

Sheldon Cooper – Social conventions dictate that the man should pick up the woman on their way to a date.

Amy Farrah Fowler – Very well, then. I'll be waiting for you at 7. Goodbye Sheldon.

Rajesh Koothrappali – Isn't it romantic?

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Amy Farrah Fowler wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

I had a lovely evening, thank you. And thank Penny for me, too.

Shiny Penny likes this.

Shiny Penny – T'was my pleasure, Amy! :) Kind of, anyway.

Amy Farrah Fowler – Oh, hello. Do you mind if I friend you?

Shiny Penny – Sure, go ahead.

Amy Farrah Fowler – Did you add another man to your exceptional string of lovers, in the end?

Shiny Penny – …

Sheldon Cooper – Ladies, please. Keep this jibber-jabber to your own walls.

Shiny Penny – It's okay Sweetie. I'm slowly walking away from this conversation.

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Sheldon Cooper – Counterfactuals time!

Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.

Howard Wolowitz – What is this?

Leonard Hofstadter – Trust me, you don't want to know.

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Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler are no longer friends.

Shiny Penny – What happened?

Howard Wolowitz – There was too much crazy for a single room when they were together. It's for the best.

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Sheldon Cooper – Everyone knows physics rule the world. I'm better off without her.

Howard Wolowitz likes this.

Shiny Penny – :((

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Sheldon Cooper – I'm getting a cat :)

Leonard Hofstadter – I don't know what's worrying me the most; the cat, or the emoticon?

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Sheldon Cooper – I think my kitty needs a few friends. He's so alone :(

Leonard Hofstadter – Okay, it's both.

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Missy Cooper wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

Mom just got on the first plane to California that she could find. A girl? Shelly, you've finally hit puberty!

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Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler are now friends.

Rajesh Koothrappali likes this.

Leonard Hofstadter – Not sure if I'm relieved because the cats are gone or depressed because the Shamy is back.

Howard Wolowitz – I didn't have to live with the cats. I'm mostly depressed.

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Amy Farrah Fowler wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.

I had a lovely time giving those cats away with you. Our shared love for animals leads me to wonder if you'd like to accompany me to the zoo sometime.

Rajesh Koothrappali likes this.

Sheldon Cooper – Oh, what a lovely idea!

Amy Farrah Fowler – Saturday afternoon? I'm picking you up at 2.

Sheldon Cooper – Sunday would work better for me.

Amy Farrah Fowler – This is settled, then.

Shiny Penny – This is so hot.

Rajesh Koothrappali – IKR? I ship it so hard.

A/N: I do too, Raj. I do.

Thanks everyone for reading. Like I said, I don't know what this is supposed to be, but, oh, well.