Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I question myself on why I make certain stories, especially when I decide to outright retcon them. For one thing, this was about a certain Miles Prower, and as you all know I absolutely hate Tails. But another thing was that I had to write something about him, regardless of whether I like him or not. So I did this, at least as it originally was since 2013, plus fun fact Amy was suppose to be a girl so you can sort of pin it down as another one of those days- (coughs) I mean stories. But since someone was wise enough to archive this elsewhere and since this always exist through the internet archive, I retooled it to be about Amy. Sorry... no I'm not, it just gives us all an excuse to have more Amy Rose farting. That and general Banjo-Kazooie stuff regardless of it making sense or not so enough of me enjoy the story!

Sonic The Hedgehog, Amy Rose the pink girl hedgehog in the red dress, and Knuckles The Echidna were all in Seaside Hill after they beat Doctor Eggman yet again for the umpteenth time. Sonic was doing several heroic poses with Amy and Knuckles laughing it off, the three mammals heading towards the Lost Palace racecourse.

"Sonic, you were great back there!" Amy exclaimed while placing her hands behind her back, smirking with a casual wink. "Though you typically do."

"You know I do!" Sonic remarked as he wagged his right index finger at Amy, glancing at the red wristwatch on his right lanky arm. "And with that, it's time to head back to Pizza Hut! See you later!" He then dashed off, heading to the nearby monorail to take to Station Square.

Knuckles rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he murmured. "Hmm... maybe I should find Shadow so we can high shovel each other..." He then turned to Amy, placing his hands on his hips. "What do you think, Amy? You want to join in?"

Amy waved her hands at Knuckles. "Ehh, no thanks. I'm just going to find something I can craft my machine skills into." She then wrapped his hands around the back of her curled quills head as she bobbed back and forth. "I just wonder what I can find..."

Amy's stomach growled loudly, causing her to gawk as she glanced down at her rumbling belly. Knuckles chuckled as he pointed at Amy's stomach with his right hand.

"Ha! I guess that adventure we had made you in the mood for food!" Knuckles commented as he rubbed his left hand on his head, his eyes closed as he was laughing even harder.

Amy blushed as she sighed, shaking her head. "Well, at least I'm hungry and it's not that I have gas..." Closing her eyes, she took in a breath as she then suddenly farted, widening her eyes with shock as she slightly blushed from her bassy methane blast of fart gas, with Knuckles literally rolling on the ground laughing his head off.

"Pahahaha! Not gas, you say?" Knuckles remarked as he started to wheeze, wiping a tear from his left eye. "You sure can't make a difference between either!"

Amy murmured as he placed both of her hands on her grumbling stomach, farting again as her stinky red dress moved up. "Oh... shut up, Knux!" Her lips trembled as she noticed how bad her farts stunk. "Eww... I think I had a thought on why Sonic goes so fast..." She wafted the smell with her left hand as she closed her eyes, sticking out his tongue in disgust. "It must have been those darn, stupid chili dogs!"

Knuckles rolled his eyes as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "Oh relax, fart girl. I'm sure a friendly on foot race will change your mind." He then pushed Amy to the ground as he dashed off, heading southward to the Lost Palace.

Amy groaned as he shook his head, sand on his face. "Oh, it's on now!" She got up, slightly hovering above the ground as she began dashing about, going right after Knuckles, still unsure about her sudden gassiness.

And of course Dr. Robotnik was watching this, since the least he could offer up was a cameo. "No one ever asks me if I wanted a cameo... I have feelings too!" He then began crying in the way that you would expect him to.

Shadow the Hedgehog scoffed as he had his arms folded, not impressed. "Peh, I don't even know why I decide to hang with you, Ivo..."

...Meanwhile in the Click Clock Wood hub, where the story would actually take place within the fantasy forest itself due to the many misadventures that could easily happen within the four seasons due to all of them being so vastly different in execution anything could happen with no one expecting it...

"Oh boy... I can tell it's gonna be another one of those stories..." Kazooie murmured to Banjo as the bear and bird were searching for yellow jiggies and notes yet again.

"What makes you say that?" Banjo remarked as he scratched his head in confusion while holding a jigsaw piece in his paw.

"The fact that we're making unnecessary cameos," Gruntilda Winkybunion stated as she flew down towards the animal pair on her broomstick, firing green spells that caused the entire forest to catch on fire, with Banjo and Kazooie taking on the warty green witch, of which they would find out that the flatulence of a certain female mammal would bring more trouble to them...

...and that's because a different version of Amy was farting at the highest point of the hub, fanning the air as she was blushing in embarrassment of her pungent poots.

"Peeyew, I need to lay off those chili dogs!" Amy whined as she had her other hand pinching her nose as she was gonna need a lot of new underwear.