I'm back, sooner then you all thought! This is chapter one to the third book in the series of 'The Five Marauders'. Enjoy.
Disclaimer – I don't own many characters. I'm not awesome enough.
The Five Marauders, Year Five
Chapter 1
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK! IF I HEAR ONE MORE SUGGESTIVE COMMENT CONCERNING ANY PART OF MY BODY, I SWEAR I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH MY BEATEAR'S BAT!"
"Calm down love, I can't help myself," Sirius grinned, "Plus, you do have killer legs."
"Well one of those killer legs is going to shove its foot deep into your arse if you don't shut up!"
"Kinky," Sirius winked.
"You have five seconds to run. One. Two. Three. Four. Five."
Sirius was long gone by the time I finished the sentence, but that didn't stop me from chasing after him.
Whoever said that boys mature with age was wrong. Take a look at Sirius. Peter, Remus, he and I have been at Potter mansion for the past week until the end of summer, and every single day it was the same thing. He'd say a suggestive comment to me, I'd yell at him, he'd ignore my yelling, then I'd threaten him and he'd run. It's a good job Mrs Potter likes us, otherwise she would probably not be very amused by all the cursing and fighting we do. Talking about the devil…
"Oh my, what has Sirius done this time?" Mrs Potter asked, appearing out of nowhere right after I managed to tackle Sirius to the ground.
"Same as usual, except this time he was focusing on my legs," I told the older lady.
"Sirius, you really shouldn't say such things to girls. Soon none will want you," Mrs Potter warned.
"Don't worry Mrs Potter. I'm too hot to be unwanted," Sirius winked, "Plus, Jamie's not a girl. She's more of a mutant boy with the wrong parts."
"You don't seem to mind that I have the wrong partsthough," I growled, "You're such a pain in the arse Sirius!"
"Come now, children, make up and come to lunch," Mrs Potter said.
"Hey! We're not children! We're both sixteen this year!" Sirius protested.
"As long as you act like children, I will call you children," Mrs Potter stated, before disappearing into the dining room.
"Can you get off me now?" Sirius asked.
"Hmm… I don't know. I'm kind of comfortable," I shuffled around on his back a bit to prove my point.
He sighed.
"Alright, we'll do it the harder way."
Before I knew what was happening, Sirius somehow managed to throw me off, and now it was him who was sitting on top of me.
"Get off me Black," I said, trying to push him off to no avail.
"I don't know. I'm kind of comfortable," He teased.
"You two do realise how dirty your position looks?" Remus asked. He too, somehow appeared out of nowhere. He was also with James and Peter.
"Yes we do," Sirius and I chorused.
"And I like it," Sirius added with a wink.
"Oh get off me you pervert!" I exclaimed, finally managing to push the boy off myself.
Sirius stood up unfazed.
"Race ya all to lunch!" Sirius exclaimed, before sprinting to the dining room.
"Hey! You got a head start!" I yelled as I chased after him.
But then again, my patronus wasn't a cheeetah for nothing. I was definitely the quickest out of the Marauders.
"I won!" I exclaimed as I shot past Sirius right at the door, "I deserve ice cream!"
"After lunch, dear," Mrs Potter said.
"Unfair! I want ice cream too!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Dirty minded dogs don't deserve ice cream," I grinned,
"Dirty minded dog? Isn't that the insult from first year? You're so original," Sirius mocked.
"But at least I'm awesome," I smiled.
"In what world?"
"In all of them."
"So what are the plans for today?" I asked once lunch was over and the five marauders were chilling in the lounge.
"Well since it's a nice day, I was thinking we could go to muggle London today," James said, "And then maybe Diagon Alley if we feel like it."
"Sounds good," Sirius said, "What do you guys think," He asked Remus, Peter and I.
"I'm alright with London," Remus said.
"Same," Peter agreed.
"As long as you get me some sweets," I grinned.
"London it is then," James concluded.
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