Alright, here's GaaNaru.

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I look up from my paperwork, and see a very agitated Naruto. I sigh while setting my pen down. "What is it, Naruto?," He glances at me, and then looks away frowning. I try again. "What is it?," He scoffs, and then abruptly turns towards me, slamming his hands down onto my desk. I don't even flinch. "You know!," he shouts. I blink at him. He groans, once again, and says "Gaara! It's Valentine's Day!,"

I blink, and rummage through my desk for a calendar. "Oh-," I say quietly "-so it is,"

With that done, I set the calendar down, and go back to my paperwork. Naruto gives off a sound between a scoff and a growl. "So?!," I look back up at him. "So...," I say, hoping for him to finish the sentence. He stares at me in bewilderment. "Are we gonna do anything?!,"

My non-existing eyebrows go up.

"Would you like to do something?," I ask. Naruto's right eyebrow twitches. "Uh, duuhhhhh!," he drags. I 'Hmmm' him, and set my pen down once more. "Alright," I say "What would you like to do?," Naruto looks taken aback. "U-uh... I... don't really know," he mutters, giving me a sheepish grin. I sigh and stand, walking towards my office door, leaving the unfinished paperwork behind.

Naruto trudges silently behind me.

I spot Temari in the market place, and silently call her over.

When she reaches us, she gives Naruto a smirk and asks: "How ya doin' foxy?," Naruto grins at her, and reply's "Okay I guess," Temari nods, and then turns her attention on me. "What's wrong?," I pat Naruto's shoulder, and say "He want's to do something for Valentine's day, could you help him? I have quite a lot of paperwork to do," Both blondes look at me strangely. "Yes?," I ask. Temari is the first to recover, snorting at me. "Gaara-," she says "-you have to do something with Naruto," I look at her blankly. "Why? I have things that need to be done," "Because he's your boyfriend," she retorts. I nod my head. "Yes, he is," I mutter.

Why is she stating the obvious?

Temari groans in what seems to be exasperation. I glance at Naruto, and see him rolling his eyes. I frown. "Is there... something i've done wrong?," I ask them. They share a look with each other. "Uh, YEAH!," They shout simultaneously. A look at them, back and forth, waiting for an explanation. "Gaara-," Naruto starts "-Valentine's Day is when boyfriends and girlfriends etc... get together and... well... do couple stuff," "Yeah-," Temari acquaints "-couple stuff!," "Couple stuff?," I ask. They both nod their heads. "And couple stuff involves...?," I say.

They look taken aback.

"Couple stuff... involves...," Naruto mumbles. "W-walks on the beach!," Temari looks like she's had a epiphany. "Walks on the beach?," I question. She nods, and Naruto joins in saying "Yeah! And... Picnics!," "Picnics?," "Uh-huh!," "And-," Temari interrupts "-buying chocolate and roses!," "Ohhh that's a good one," Naruto says. I try to get a word in, but they keep going:

"And buying kittens!," "No, I don't really like cats... bad experiences...," "Ignore the cat one-," "Hugs from behind," "Yes! And romantic dinners!," "I'm not one to cook, but i'm sure you can cook, huh Gaara?," "Naruto, focus!," "Oh right sorry," "Surprise gifts," "Yeah! Surprise visits-," "INDOOR PLUMBING!," "Indoor plumbing?," "Uh... yeah...," "Temari, that's dumb," "Heat of the moment!,"

I clear my throat, and they snap out of their conversation, looking at me.

"I cannot see any of those working, at least at the same time-," I say quietly "- but I could try. Maybe starting with something more simple," I place my hand on Naruto's shoulder while speaking. "Something like this," I place my lips over his own. I hear Temari gasp, and she shouts:

"PUBLIC KISSING! OF COURSE!,"

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Poor Gaara, he's so confused. Sorta OC Temari there at the end. X3 Thank you for reading foxface123's Valentine's Day Collection!