Hey! It's chapter three. I like making Emmett weird. It's fun. Anyways, super short, but don't kill me! I think this will be the last chapter, but I haven't decided yet. Help?

Disclaimer: Did I do this in the other chapters? I guess I could check, but I'm too lazy. So...DICLAIMED DISCLAIMED DISCLAIMED. Boom, done. Happy now?

I stared at Emmett for a moment. Edward wasn't with me, so must have been hunting. But Emmett had had his turn teasing me yesterday, so why was he here?

"Where is everybody?" I asked.

"Oh, they all went hunting. Eddie told me not to disturb you, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?" Okay, Emmett was being weird. Was he high?

"Are...you okay?"

"Pshhhh, yes, Bella! Why wouldn't I be okay?!"

Emmett was getting a little scary. I pulled the golden blanket over my head in hopes that he would get bored and leave. When I peeked over the edge, I couldn't see him, so I pushed the blanket off of myself and swung my feet onto the floor.

I stood up and walked slowly to the doorway, hoping Emmett wouldn't jump out at me. I was at the bottom of the stairs when he showed himself. He jumped into my line of vision, and ran towards me.

I turned around in my attempt to run away, but I tripped and landed on the floor. I got up, and ran towards the kitchen. Why was Emmett chasing me? If he really wanted to catch me, he could just use his normal speed.

I turned around in the kitchen, and Emmett was right behind me. Running around the kitchen island, I sprinted for the stairs, hoping I wouldn't fall. I ran a little more slowly up the stairs, but when I turned around at the landing, Emmett wasn't there. I looked frantically for him, for any clue that he was near.

He appeared in front of me, and I let out a shrill shriek of surprise. I ran down the stairs, thankful that I didn't trip, and out the door, as my last resort. As soon as I reached the steps, cold arms caught me before I could slip on the ice. Thinking it was Emmett, I struggled to get away.

"Let me go!" I said, and whoever was holding me shifted me in their arms until I could see who it was. Edward. Everyone must have returned from their hunting trip.

"Why, love?" he asked, confused.

"Sorry, I thought you were Emmett. He's been chasing me around since I woke up..." I said, trailing off at the end. "Where is he?"

Edward picked me up bridal-style and walked into the house. Everyone else had gone inside already. Edward put me down on the couch, and left in search of Emmett. I sat there for a few minutes, wondering where Emmett could possibly have gone, for it to take Edward this long to find him.

Emmett was suddenly in front of me, and he sat next to me on the couch, staring at me again, just like last night. I moved as far away from him as I could while still staying on the couch, and he moved closer to me. I leaned away from him, and he leaned closer, not breaking his gaze.

I shrunk into the couch as far as possible, and called shakily, "Edward?" He appeared at the top of the staircase. When he saw Emmett leaning over me, he ran down, pulled Emmett off the couch and onto the floor, and sat back down, pulling me onto his lap.

Emmett pouted at our feet, and Edward glared at him. "I thought I told you not to disturb her, Emmett." Edward said.

"Well, it wasn't disturbing. She was having just as much fun as I was."

Jasper walked in. "No, Emmett, that was pretty disturbing for everybody."