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A/N by request, I am posting the final chapter a day early, enjoy! :)

Chapter Thirteen
Births Round Three

The Arrival of Carter Ethan Drake

Jubilee was nearly a week and a half overdue,and completely convinced that the baby was never coming. She was, once again, beginning to panic. What were they going to do?! Clearly he was completely content to stay in there forever. This was all Wade's fault! If he hadn't switched her pills with breath mints,then she wouldn't be in this mess. She also blamed Bobby. This was half his mess! John advised him not to argue with her on this right now. He said she was using anger to calm her fear. It made sense to Bobby, so he just 'yes deared' her.

Finally, Hank agreed to examine her to make sure nothing was wrong. As it turned out, she was already in labor,or at least dilating. He broke her water while Bobby ran to tell the others. By the time he returned,and the others had gathered in the living room, it was nearly time for the baby to come. Ten minutes later she began some other recent fathers*cough Remy cough* Bobby was calm through out the entire delivery. It wasn't until he held his son that he realized... He was a father now! He didn't know what he was doing, he'd failed this class!

Everyone upstairs had just settled down and began to wonder how long this one would take when Ororo came in to announce " Carter Ethan Drake has arrived. Mother and son are both doing well, however she doesn't wish to have visitors right now. She's trying to talk Hank into letting them go back upstairs. Remy laughs as Rogue states she thinks Jubilee may have been spending to much time with him.

Much to Jubilee's dismay,Hank made her stay overnight in the med-lab. Early the next day, Hank released her. She practically ran upstairs,yelling that she'd finally broken loose. Everyone laughed as they came over to meet the new baby.

The Arrival of Megan Elizabeth Frost(Summers)

Emma awoke to a sharp pain about two weeks after Carter was born. She immediately realized what was happening, and texted Logan and Jean. They came and took her straight down to the Med-lab. (un)fortunately,thanks to recent developments,they could no longer sound the alarm. So Wade goes for the far more dramatic approach after Logan asks that he spread the word.

Wade loudly walked up and down the halls, twirling his swords while screaming " WAKE UP! WAKE UP! MY GOD EVERYONE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW IF THE CHECK HAD CLEARED! " (this part caused untold fear to everyone in the house,except Logan, who was 20% sure Wade was kidding)

After they were all assembled in the lecture hall ( they no longer trusted the children enough to send them back to bed), Remy began a long, and boring, lecture on the Baby Apocalypse, quoting both the Book and the Charts repeatedly. Everyone was half asleep, so John took over.
After everyone calmed down, and the fires were extinguished, John calmly continued the lecture. His own punctuated with photographs created via security feeds of several of the recent births. When he got to the picture of Remy fainting over cutting the cord, Wade took over as Remy chased John out of the room.

Wade proceeded to give his horror story version of the coming Apocalypse, complete with babies raining from the heavens like a swarm of locusts, when Storm entered to announce the arrival of Megan Elizabeth Frost (Summers). The realization that the newest baby was the only female born so far this year, threw Wade over the edge (amazingly to most, as the had thought he'd long fallen off). He began pacing and ranting about the next generation on violators were already beginning, and that they might as well give up now, before pulling one of his many guns, and shooting himself in the head with it.

A shocked silence fell over the crowd before he began twitching, causing a mass scream. He sat up, shook his head, and glared at the gun before stating " Damn, that NEVER works!" Before getting up and returning to his rant. Xavier came in at this point ( having heard the gunshot) and urged everyone to return to bed.

Jean,Rogue,Wanda, and Ororo returned to the med-lab while everyone else sent the students to bed and returned to bed themselves. Emma spent the first few minutes the women were with her, cursing Scott's existence. They of course,agreed with her, and helped plot her revenge. Then she went on to showing off her beautiful daughter.

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The Arrival of Meredith Katya Raspitin

Three weeks before her due date, Hank discovered that Kitty's baby was huge. Far to big for her to deliver naturally. This was the downside to a midget and a giant breeding. Hank scheduled a c-section, and everyone gathered again in the lecture hall to wait for the birth.

Logan and Wade tried to talk Kitty into allowing a live feed for the lecture,but she stubbornly refused. She still denied the reality of the danger they were in. Wade was giving the lecture again, Recruiting John's slides for his own. Eventually,Remy took over. The students were beginning to reach a level a fear that was no longer functioning.

He continued the lecture until Storm came up to inform them all that Meredith Katya Raspitin had arrived. The other mothers headed down,again, to see the new baby and mother. Wade again bemoaned the fate of the next generation. This time while packing his bags,and informing Logan that his nerves can't take it. As Wade walks out the front door, Remy asks Logan " How long do you think he'll stay away?" Logan snorts and replies " Twenty says he's back by the end of the day" Remy nods and then wanders around,gathering the bets from the rest of the staff.

A/N: This story was far more bizarre than the previous five, for that I apologize. I still have further ideas for this universe, however I'm taking a short break to finish another story Featuring Wade,Wanda,John,Remy, and Rogue :) However I will be posting a one shot (pre-book one) of the Halloween Incident mentioned in Chapter 9 in a day or two