Rules are simple: The first one to get two victories is the winner. There are no friends and everyone is an enemy. Before we begin a quick shout out to those who were correct in guessing who the sisters were.
Congratulations:
Now on to the melee.
Eddy: Alright Double D, it's just you and me now. Oh and these Anarchy sisters skanks.
Panty: Shut your dick hole! You know this is the closest you've ever been to a women without having to pay her.
Edd: Congratulaitons, you're the first woman to come near us without money envolved.
Stocking: I never thought that there was anyone I would do Brief before I would ever do them.
Eddy: You talking about me or him?
Edd: Me or him?
Stocking: Take your picking.
Everyone picks their character.
Eddy: I call Jack!
Edd: I wanted Jack.
Eddy: Well suck a doubled size dick my friend, I got him fair and square.
Edd: Fine, I'll just pick your rival Leo!
Eddy: You judas. Traitor. I'll crush you like Superman crushed Goku.
Edd: You take that back.
Eddy: Nope, Superman rulez and so does America.
Edd: Superman is lame, America is lame, and you know what is even lamer? Chainsaw's.
Eddy:... You take that back.
Panty: Isn't that cute, the boyfriends are having a feud.
Stocking: Every couple hits a ruff patch every now and then.
Eddy: I'm going to destroy all of you.
Panty: Let's see how any of you do against... Big "Ass" Bull!
Stocking: I'm going to take Sasha Ivanoff.
Eddy:... No, no too easy.
The match begins in Colluseum. Round one.
Eddy: I'm coming for you Double D!
Edd: Bring it.
Panty: Guess that leaves you and me sis.
Stocking: I'm going to destroy you.
Eddy: Via scissor technique?
Panty: Change of plans, I'm going to kill Eddy.
Stocking: I'll take the nerd.
Eddy: Truce for now Double D?
Edd: For now.
Eddy & Panty fight. Eddy takes the lead.
Eddy: See that Panty. I can beat you head on in this fight.
Panty: You just got lucky... Unlike your sex life.
Eddy: What are you talking about? I'm thillfy rich.
Edd loses to Stocking.
Eddy & Stocking: CHAMPION FIGHT!
Panty: I'll be damned if I'm going to loose to you nerdo.
Edd: Come at me bro! Come at me!
Panty: I'm a chick.
Edd: Oh damn really?
Eddy & Stocking: Hahahaha!
Eddy: What are you laughing at little miss emo?
Stocking: I'm goth!
Eddy: All the same Whiny music to me.
Eddy beats her character and Panty beats Edd.
Eddy: Just one person I haven't fought yet, get over here Double D.
Edd: I can't loose to everyone on one level.
Eddy and Edd fight in rage mode.
Edd: Oh shit!
Eddy: Check it, you're weak. You are weak. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eddy beats him. Time runs out for the first round. Eddy comes in first, then Stocking, Panty, and finally Edd.
Eddy: Undefeated!
Edd: There's been only one match.
Panty: Well at least I didn't come in last place.
Stocking: No you just came after me.
Eddy: You two should cum for eachother.
Panty & Stocking:... You little...
They prepare for round two. Everyone picks the same character except for Eddy.
Panty: No one can have Byonetta but me.
Eddy: You could have her, I don't see the attraction in a freakeshly tall librarian with a mole on her face and hair all over her body.
Edd: Agreed, for everything except for the librarian.
Stocking: Well who would you want in this game.
Eddy: Metal Wolf Chaos!
Edd: Yeah! Perfect match for Big Bull.
Panty: He belongs in the bottom of a scarp heap.
Eddy: I'll destroy you for your lack of respect of awesomeness.
Edd: I heard you got kick out of Heaven but didn't go to Hell, I'll tell you where you two belong in a music video with Katy Perry.
Eddy: Ha! You're just a Teenage Dream.
Panty: Yeah, yours.
Eddy: Oh I'm sorry, would you use a collar?
Panty: Um...
Eddy: Didn't think so.
Stocking: I could go for it just not with you.
Eddy: Ah what do I care I got Buttercup.
Panty: You wish you could have uare have you even watched our show.
Eddy: I have and let me be the first to say Pedobear approves of your anime.
Edd: Anime is just like when I pee. It's long, stinks, and is full of blood.
Everyone looks at Edd.
Edd: Yes! For once I thunderstruck you all. Yes!
New Colluseum is the Heliport and the countdown begins.
Edd: Alright girls if we loose to Eddy this time this will have been a very short melee. Truce?
Panty: If it means this guy looses.
Stocking: Why not?
Eddy: What? You can't gang up on a guy in a melee. That is the actual definition of a melee. No partnerships.
Edd: Get bent.
They enter into the ring and Edd vs Eddy on the top arena leaving Panty vs Stocking.
Edd: Oh shit! Why am I the first one you fight?
Eddy: Excellent, crush the leader of the resistence and the rest will fall.
The fight begins and Eddy destroy's Edd.
Eddy: Too easy. Now I'm coming for you Anarchy sisters.
Panty: Come on Stocking we could take this bitch.
Stocking: Theis is why you don't fuck with the Anarchy sisters.
Eddy: Come to daddy girls.
Big Bull tackles both of the sisters characters.
Eddy: I could do both of you at once! Just like in real life!
Panty: I think Eddy is being premature.
Stocking: I believe he's always premature when he's around us.
Edd: Hooray! I'm not the victium of a bottom joke for once. This whole spinoff is an experience of firsts for me.
Eddy: Ah just like when you had sex for the first time... Yesterday.
Eddy unleashes rage mode at the same time as Panty does. The two face off with Eddy winning.
Panty: Fuck no!
Eddy: You are weak. You know it is comforting to know none of you could beat me one on one. It's like the Powerpuffs vs the Rowdyruffs, they can't win a head on fight with them. They need to be tricky and fight dirty.
Panty: Well that's good, because that's what we're actually good at.
Eddy: Then I just won't give you the chance.
Eddy tackles her character but overshoots the distance and falls out of the ring with her.
Panty: No!
Eddy: I'm actually happy with that just because I brought you with me.
Panty: Screw you.
Time's up. Stocking wins, with Eddy in second, then Panty and Edd tied for last.
Eddy: What the Hell? But how?
Stocking: While you and my slut sister we're busy fisting each other, I was busy killing your whipping boy.
Edd: I'm ashamed to say that I lost to her.
Eddy: You should be. None of you will get this lucky next round.
To Be Continued...