RoLu fic. Sorry if the characters are a bit OOC. Sorry if I'm not updating my other stories. I will soon. But for now, I'll be writing this, because I have no inspiration for my other stories! But I will continue them/ try to update them! R&R!

"Oh come on! It'll be fun! Besides, it's your birthday!"

Sting Eucliffe whined as he shook his best friend, Rogue Cheney.

The raven-haired young man closed his eyes and resisted the urge to strange the annoying blonde idiot. He opened his eyes after a few seconds, feeling slightly calm. He glared at the man in front of him.

"Can't you see I'm busy, Sting?" He gestured to the papers and folders and the scattered pens on his desk.

Sting looked clueless. "So your drawing cartoon characters on paper, big deal..." Rogue sighed again, trying to control the urge to hit his best friend.

"I'm not drawing, you imbecile." He snarled, irritated by the blonde's ignorance. "I need to finish these papers by tomorrow. I'm signing deals for companies. And -"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Sting interrupted. "Have someone else sign the papers for you so we can go out! It's your birthday man, you need to relax so you won't turn into a grumpy old man. Then you won't be able to tell your grandchildren about your life, because you had no life..."

Rogue glared at him, the blonde really knew how to get on someone's nerves. "If I let someone else sign these papers, they might make a mistake. I'm only picking companies that I see are responsible. If I assign this task to someone else, they might fuck up. And I can't have that."

Rogue prided himself on being very responsible and serious person for his job, like he was for everything. His job meant the world to him.

Sting tsked, rolling his eyes. "You always think people are gonna mess up." He ran a hand through his blonde hair. "Hey... Why don't you let Yukino handle those papers, she's a responsible..."

Rogue sighed, he really wanted to smack the idiot in the head! "Why would I assign this important task to your girlfriend, Sting?"

Sting looked offended. "What? You think she's some lazy, irresponsible, untrustworthy bimbo that you can't entrust your precious papers to?"

"What?! I didn't say that?" Rogue looked shocked. Sting smirked. "Then let her take care of it. I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Then we can go out to the club. Midnight, Gray, Rufus, Natsu, Freed, Gajeel and Orga! "

"Where exactly are you bringing me? Why would I accompany you guys to an unknown place?"

"I know where it is..."

"Of course you know where it is!" Rogue hissed. "What I mean is, how come I don't know where we're going?" Sting smirked. "It's a surprise, Rogue." He laughed. "Sometimes you're so clueless..."

Rogue stared at him. Was he kidding or something? He tsked. 'He's one to talk...'

"If I go, will you shut your big trap?"

"Uh... Yeah, sure. Okay!"

"Fine..." Rogue sighed as Sting shouted in delight. "But Yukino better get the job done, or I'll be very dis-" "Okay, okay! Let me call her!" He whipped out his phone and dialled.

"Hey, babe? Are you busy tonight?! No?" Sting grinned widely at his best friend. Rogue groaned. "Do you think you could do something for me? It's really important!"

"What the fuck is this?"

Rogue stared at the building in front of him, an eyebrow raised. There was a huge marquee that lit up in red lights that read 'Pleasure'.

The guys gave him an 'are you kidding me?' look. Sting snorted. "What do you think it is, genius? It's a strip club!" Rogue blinked, then began to walk away. "I'm out of here." He wasn't going into a strip club. 'If the presidents of other companies find out I went to a strip club, I'm toast...'

Sting pulled him back. "Hey! You promised!"

"I thought we were jsut having dinner out, not... This!" He pointed to the strip club. He frowned. "Besides, the music is loud. I can hear it from out here. What more if we go inside?"

Gray and the others laughed. "Don't tell us you're gay, Rogue!"

"Yeah, you need to loosen up, Rogue! Relax! Isn't it nice to be out of that stuffy office for once?" Sting smirked. "You're not gay, are you?"

"No..." He shook his head. 'Why the fuck would they think I'm gay? Just because I don't have time for strip clubs?' "Then let's go inside!" Sting dragged the unwilling man into the club. The others smirked and followed.

"Let's sit here." Sting sat Rogue on a chair. The others sat down, smirking at him. "Don't you have a girlfriend, Sting?"

"Yeah... So?"

Rogue rolled his eyes. 'Moron.' "Won't she be mad once she finds out you're in a strip club?" "I'm not gonna be screwing anyone. I'm only here for you." The guys snorted. "Yeah right." Natsu said, laughing.

Sting frowned. "What? It's true!" He folded his arms. "I love her! You'll understand when you have a girlfriend..."

Gajeel smirked. "So moon-faced in love. Ooooh..." Sting stuck his tongue out at him. "Shut up, at least I have one!"

Rogue covered his ears. 'The music in here is too damn loud.' He glanced at the strippers and the cheering men in disgust. 'So much for a happy birthday...'

"Hello, I'm Lucy. May I take your order?"

A beautiful girl stood in front of them. She wore a short black shirt that showed off milky legs, a white blouse that showed off her curves, and black boots that almost reached her thighs. Sting's jaw went slack. Gray and Natsu began to salivate. Orga looked dazzled. Freed and Gajeel were too busy looking at stippers on the stage.

"Woah..."

The girl ignored the guys' reactions, and focused her attention on the handsome man in front of her. 'He's cute...' Rogue stared. The girl in front of him was gorgeous. He sat, paralyzed, as he stared at the angel in front of him.

She had long blonde hair, warm, inviting chocolate-brown eyes, beautiful milky skin. She had long eyelashes, full, pink lips, rosy cheeks and an attractive smile.

His eyes traveled down to her curvaceous body. 'Her body is... Wow...' She had nice legs, even thought they weren't long, a nice chest size and the most gorgeous derriere he's ever laid eyes on.

Rogue gulped, and shook his head. He's never been speechless before. And dazzled. 'Until now...' The girl smiled at him. Sting nudged Rogue. "Today's is my man's birthday. His name is Rogue."

Lucy smiled again, and leaned forward, giving a nice view of her cleavage. Rogue felt a tiny blush form on his cheeks.

He tried not to stare at her chest. He began to sweat. The blonde haired beauty giggled at his reaction. 'How cute...'

"Well, Happy Birthday, cutie." She leaned closer to him, till their faces were just inches apart. "Is there something you'd like me to do, Rogue?" She winked at him.

The guys cheered. Rogue opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out. She giggled again. Rogue cleared his throat. She had such a nice, sweet voice. 'A voice I'd like to hear screaming my -' Rogue shook his head. 'Get a hold of yourself, Rogue. Thinking dirty thoughts already. You've just met the girl!'

She smiled sweetly, and touched his hand. He froze, the room was suddenly very hot. He bit his lip as she ran her other hand through his hair gently. He felt something move around in his jeans. 'Oh, shit...'

Terrible, I know. Sorry if my grammar's terrible. English is not my first language. Next chapter will be longer. Er... Review?