Getting Forked Up in Washington

(Dean Winchester and Bella Swan) I do not own anything! Please Read and Review thank you!

(A story of parody, love, drama and whatever else I throw into the mixture follows no certain story just for fun. Dean meets Bella while she's dating Edward. He's on a case in Forks little does he know just how much this involves her and it doesn't help that she hates him. However he can't help but to find himself drawn to her and he wishes he could stake Edward Cullen and put a shock collar on Jacob Black. Little is he aware just how deep Bella Swan of trouble Bella's in and it's all thanks to the lovely "glittery fairy boy". I've warned people before my stories are rated M for a such as violence, language and slight lems)

"Hey.."

"HEY!"

She turns to him narrowing her eyes.

"You hard of hearing or what?" He rolls his eyes as she pulls earphones out from her ears.

"I need directions."
"To?"

"The station here in town."

"Something wrong?"

He sighs irritably he just wanted to get this stupid job over with. It was bad enough Sam was on another case and he had to deal with this Podunk town by himself.

"No genius nothing's wrong I just need directions."

She folds her arms.

"No need to get snippy I was just making sure."

"Look can you give me directions or are you going to just stand there staring at him."

Bella raises a brow shaking her head. She puts her earphones back on.

"Good luck." She hollers back and starts walking away.

He hits the stirring wheel.

"Pain in the ass." He mutters as he watches her rear move about in her tight skinny jeans.

"Damn…" He mutters yet again as he slowly passes her.

Thankfully the town was small enough it wasn't that hard to find but no thanks to the smokin' babe. He looks to the memo pad and hopes he can pull this off. He grabs his badge and places it in his coat pocket. "Swan? Gotta suck to be a dude with that for a last name." He shakes his head and puts on his best front as he enters the doors to the station.

"I need to speak to a Charlie Swan?"

"That'd be me." Dean looks to see a man standing in the doorway with a 70s porn mustache. He was tall and had dark hair and certainly had that don't fuck with me appeal to him. Which Dean knew this meant this was going to be harder to sell… But it was just a few vampires right? Shouldn't take that long to get this over with before this Swan guy suspects anything… He hated dealing with vampires but that just came with being a hunter you don't get to pick your cases they just come as is.

"Dean Winchester sir…" He holds his hand out for Charlie to shake and he flashes his badge.

"A bit far from home aren't we?"

"Afraid so but as you see this is confidential you and I need to talk alone preferably."

Charlie sighs and sips at his coffee.

"What's this pertaining to?"

"Like I said confidential Mr. Swan."

Dean sees a cute blonde secretary at the corner of the station looking over at him.

"Did you just wink at her?"

He clears his throat.

"Hm? What? Why of course not sir. My contacts have been bothering the hell out of me."

"Hmmm" He grumbles and leads him into his office.

Dean gives his best bullshit yet not so much bullshit story of why he's here and how it's just temporary while he deals with case. Dean does his best to make Charlie feel superior and important in order to help with keeping this on the down low. He opens his desk and slides over the pictures to the case Dean was pertaining to.

"What do you think?" He says as Dean looks to the bodies seeing the bite marks.

"I see your station already suspects bear or wolf attacks?" Idiots… It was sad just how clueless some people were to what all is truly around them. Clear as day it even looked like vampire bites what sort of wolf or bear bites with these markings and further more why would they drain you rather than eat you? Dean thinks to himself.

"What do your people think?"

"Sorry…"

"Confidential yeah, yeah."

He hands him his card.

"I'd like to go with you on your next case sir. See what we can figure out."

"Sounds fine with me."

"Thank you sir and it was a pleasure meeting you."

"Please call me Charlie."

"Dean…"

Deanpov

I leave the station and decide to drive around a bit and get to know the area. I laugh to myself as I see the cute brunette from earlier heading into a library. Decidedly I'm bored and seek entertainment by giving this girl a bit more hell she shouldn't have walked away the proper thing to do was to give me directions like I so quaintly asked.

I seek her out and ironically find her in the mystical creature's isle of the library and looking at none other than a book on vampires. I cock my brow at this. Now what's a girl that looks like that doing reading something like that? Please tell me she's not infatuated with those sick motherfuckers. It seems all women wanted lately was someone that would sink their teeth into them and pledge their undying love whilst knowing their own lives hang in the balance. What the hell is erotic about that? What happened to good ole fashion making out without the desire to have your neck in half?

I make my way directly behind her and grab a random book only I wish I'd read what it said before purposely bumping into her and knocking the book she had out of her hands. She gasps out and then looks to my book and blushes and quickly leans down to pick hers up. I look to my book curiously and my eyes widen at the title "Being Gay Being Christian". Shit… Quickly I put the book back in the case.

Sam would have had a good laugh at that I find myself thinking. Great now ms hottie thinks I'm gay and dealing with religious issues over it.

"Wait aren't you that rude guy from earlier?"

"I don't recall being rude but I do recall you being quite rude."

"Hmmm." She says and puts her book back up.

"So vampires huh?" And I knew then I just opened myself up.

"Coming out huh?" She says with a grin flipping through another book.

I shrug.

"I've been trying for years just haven't got the courage. I thought maybe the book would help."

She looks to me apologetically and blushes.

"I didn't mean… I… ugh I don't judge people on that. I'd never…"

I have a good laugh at this and the librarian shh's us. Her jaw drops.

"You're messing with me!"

I wink and grab another book.

"What is your deal?" She hisses.

"You ask girls for directions stalk them and come out with some sob story about how you've discovered you're gay."

"I didn't quite put it that way… And I didn't stalk I just happened to see you walking inside here. I wanted to thank you for giving me directions."

"I didn't give you directions and how would you thank me? By waiting to find me in a dark alley somewhere and knocking me out maybe dragging me off somewhere?"

"I hadn't thought about that one. That's a good one. Thanks for the tip."

"GRRR!" She slams the book down and walks away the librarian gives me a dirty look and I work on my best smolder as the girl just happens to see as well. I should have kept driving I find myself thinking.

"That's so gross." She says folding her arms about.

Wait she thinks my smolder is gross since when do girls not like the smolder? Is she even a chick? I realize I don't really care as I catch myself checking her out again. She scans through a couple more books but then grabs her bag and starts to exit the library.

"What's your name?" I call out upsetting the librarian once again.

"Charlotte." She says and I tilt my head in wonder watching her get into an old red Chevy truck.

I look down to the book and see the name Charlotte Harrison on it.

"Damn it…" I say shaking my head.

"I know. I know I'm leaving." I say looking to the librarian.