This is the fixed version of REVENGE. Also, it is very important to let you know that I've gone back and made adjustments to ALL OF THE JOKER SERIES STORIES UP TO THIS ONE. So, please go back and read them and let me know what you think. If you don't want to that's fine; the storyline is the same and will not mess you up if you don't read it but now they're much better than before. So please, re read and review and tell me what you think!

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I angrily cranked the wrench on the stupid bolt which refused to budge. Anger boiled my blood to the point that it felt like it was going to start pouring out of my skin. I can't believe it...My face flushed wildly as I rested my head on the metal plate of the rollercoaster that Mary was so gracious to leave in the crappiest state I've ever seen it in.

Jackie...marry me?'

They treated it like a joke! I smacked my head on the metal groaning in agony. Oh my gosh...I can't believe I love a guy like that! The only reason he would have said that is to get into my freaking pants! Saying 'Marry me' shouldn't be taken so lightly-!

"Jackie...I-I'm sensing a bit of unease...," I turned angrily glaring at the cat. He flinched but courageously held his ground.

"Shut it!" I growled chucking my wrench at him. I am in no mood to deal with him right now! He easily ducked the projectile catching it with his tail. He cheekily smiled waving it just out of my grasp.

"Aw~ don't be like that! I'm only concerned for my friend-,"

"Alice asked you right?" I hotly demanded.

"Urk!" He jumped slightly. Bulls eye.

"Oh come on! My relationship status is no one's freaking business-!" I spun around angrily stomping towards my room. I'm done for the day; I've handled enough of this!

"Did you have a fight?" He pestered easily keeping pace. I peered over my shoulder judging how well I could get a kick in. He stood close enough to engage in conversation but far enough away to avoid any attack I can deal. Smart; he's learning.

"No!"

"Did he-,"

"None of your business!" I hissed. Wow I'm in a bad mood...

"JACKIE!" I jumped with a frightened squeal as I spun around, bracing myself on the side of a wall. That voice-! Black's sneer was enough to make my stomach churn with terrible apprehension. What the heck is he doing here?! And in person-?!

"B-Black?!" I cried, utterly shocked. Oh crap-! Out of the two parts I would rather have White get me than Black. At least he's civil about it!

"Don't act so shocked you idiot! Why-," I spun around and took off down the street. I can't see them yet! Not after I trampled their feelings after the proposal and, worse yet, kicked them in the balls and ran away-! I've been able to avoid them for the past few days by weaving in between homes. I let my guard down once and he finds me-!

"HEY!" He bellowed. His feet tapped heavily against the pavement as I took advantage of my well trained legs.

"Go away!" I shouted pumping as much energy coupled with adrenaline shooting through my limbs.

"Like f*** I will! Park your a** over before I make you-!" He threatened with a grave note to his voice. Fear jerked my heart around like crazy as I pushed myself harder. No way-!

"Like heck I will!" I growled back making a sharp turn down an alley. My mouth gapped as I spied the dead end. Oh come on-!

"Ha-!" He began before I put all of the energy I could muster into my legs and bounded over the ledge with my hands on the top for balance. I yelped under my breath from the hard impact to my aching feet but shoved the pain aside continuing down the path into a grassy field. Ah crap...I'm screwed on an open plain...

"Seriously?!" He hissed easily copying my motion. But I have no choice-! I surged forward like death itself was shadowing me into the field. Oh please trip on something-! My lungs burned from the exertion. This sucks-!

"Stop running from me!" Black roared sounding much closer than I anticipated. So soon-?! I glanced over my shoulder spying his hand reaching out to grab me. Oh crap-! I spun around with a round house kick to his gut. I'm not prepared to see Joker right now-! His eye flashed angrily as he easily sidestepped the obstruction, barreling into me at full speed.

"Gah-!" I shouted painfully as the ground vanished from under my feet. A quick glanced revealed that we were about to tumble down a fairly tall hill.

"F***!" Black hissed as the world spun around in dizzying circles. Despite the confusing blur of color ranging from blue to green warmth enveloped my body in a tight anaconda hug. Black-?! I huffed painfully as we rolled to a confusing stop with me on top. I quickly seized the opportunity jumping off of him. My chance-! I yelped as he snatched my ankle making me fall flat on my face. I rolled over preparing to kick him off before I froze under his enraged eye.

"Don't. You. F***ing. DARE." He hissed, not even out of breath as he glared over my struggling body. My leg froze in place like a deer caught in glaring headlights. His wine red eye was narrowed and his lips slightly pursed as he racked his eye up and down my body obviously searching for any marks. Oh that adorable face...with a tired huff I fell limply back into the grass trying to catch my breath. I'm done for. He'll catch up to me even if I do run.

"W-what do you...want?" I breathless asked. I huffed as he pounced on top of me with an angry sneer dancing around his lips.

"Revenge obviously you coward." He growled crushing my wrists in his overwhelming grasp.

"Ow-! Black, that freaking hurts-!"

"Once you get kicked in the balls then come talk to me about pain!" He flared, livid. I flinched back. Ah~

"S-sorry for hitting you, then." I grumbled to the side refusing to meet his gaze. White isn't one for grudges but Black holds onto them for quite a while...

" 'Sorry' ain't getting you s*** from me." Black growled moving so he held both wrists over my head with one hand. My heart sunk and raced at the same time from the obvious movement. Oh gosh...seriously? In a field?!

"H-hey, screw off Black! Can't you just respect my issues a-and-!"

"You said you loved me but you go and kick me when I'm ready? I need compensation," He growled pressing his lips warmly to my mouth. I clenched my teeth and wormed beneath him trying to rattle off his insane strength. His free hand held my chin in place as I began to slowly melt in his warm touch. He's forcing me and yet...it's so gentle...My heart raced wildly as he tilted my head to the side and trailed kisses down my neck. I shuttered as my body caught on fire wanting to hold him and return the affection. Stop it! Remember, I'm still pissed at him-!

"Get off Black! I'm still pissed at you-!" I brazenly declared unable to break out of his hold.

"WHY?!" He angrily demanded squeezing my wrists tightly. I gasped from the connection; that freaking hurts-!

"OW! Dang it Black I've already explained why!" I growled. I already told him that he shouldn't treat marriage like a joke-!

"There's no point in something as stupid as marriage! If two people want to f*** each other then f*** the hell out of each other! Marriage doesn't do s***!" He hotly argued. This guy's a real idiot! Doesn't he get the point of marriage? It's there to bound each other to one another so the other can't go screw whoever she or he wants like a whore-!

"There is a point to marriage idiot!" I growled kicking my foot into his crouch. His legs whipped together catching the potential fatal attack with ease. He gritted his teeth, pissed that I would try something like that again.

"Marriage-!" I began before something black caught my eye behind him. A gun-! Black whipped around firing off his pistol transformed whip at the glinting object. My breath caught in my throat. W-was that just-!?

"F***! They're here already?! Hey, White, get you're a** out here already!" Black screamed. I sucked in a quick gulp of air. They?

"I'm afraid I'm a bit occupied at the moment dear." White huffed, sounding as if he had just run a marathon.

"Black, what's going on?!" I demanded, breathing hard. He whipped back around obviously livid.

"Dumba**! You think that just because we took out their main base that there aren't any more assassins out to kill you?!" He demanded.

"You...you came to protect me?" I asked. His eye widened as a tinge of pink touched his cheeks. I...I can't believe it. "You did-!"

"Get down idiot!" He growled shoving me back to the ground as rounds of bullets fired off. I gasped and did as he said flattening myself to the ground.

"Follow me," he growled snatching my hand and dragged me alongside him without a pause in beat. I followed without hesitation letting him lead through the treacherous fields.

"W-what-how-?" I huffed suffering from shock. They're back? I thought we got rid of them-!

"Shut up-!" He hissed. Black's head twitched to the side as he swung his arm around firing off two bullets. He gruffly yanked me along but not before I spied two bodies shutter to the ground with a bullet lodged in the center of their heads. Oh my gosh-!

"Black-!" I cried, frightened. H-he just killed them but-but-! Without warning he shoved me back onto the ground. I landed hard shooting my head up in time to see him out with his whip cracking it over an unfortunate faceless's head. I gapped in horror as another faceless raised a gun at Black.

"Black behind you-!" I cried. He dove to the side once more transforming his whip into a pistol and shot the man dead right in the clock. My heart stuttered wildly. So much blood-!

"Hide-!" Black hissed. I jumped to my feet and rushed behind a tree peering out from the safety of the bark. I watched helplessly as he fended off the six faceless all attacking him without mercy. Don't kill him-! A twig snapped behind me catching my attention. A large faceless lunged towards me, hand outstretched.

"Gotcha-!" He cried, reaching out. I spun around with an anger even satan himself would cower at.

I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of these idiots constantly trying to kill Joker and me.

I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines and letting others get hurt for my sake-!

"GOT YOU-!" I screamed right back kicking the man in the nuts. He huffed painfully and doubled over from the powerful blow. I hastily jumped onto his back applying pressure to the point in his neck. He thrashed wildly for a few moments before going limp. Good. At least now Black won't-

"Jackie-!" Black shouted, whipping around the tree with blood splattered on his face. I shuttered, horrified at the sight before shoving aside my worries. It...was self defense. It would be extremely hypocritical for me to judge him for killing someone over that.

"I-I'm alright, Black." Despite my confidence my voice shook. That was scary...

"Come!" He demanded dragging me along. I clutched my hand around his tightly gripping the only thing that kept me on my feet. Jeez...

Without warning Black sucked in a quick breath, stumbling to the ground. I yelped and tripped over him sprawling over his convulsing body.

"B-Black-?!" I cried scrambling off of him and looking over his body. What's wrong? He looks like he's in pain-!

"F***! That useless idiot got shot-!" He wheezed painfully.

"W-White did?! I-Is he alright?" I cried holding his shoulder. Black's gaze rolled lazily about as the white of his eye began to show. His mouth gapped as his head fell back, limp.

"B-Black? Black, wake up-!" I cried smacking his cheek. He breath unevenly as he clutched the center of his right rib cage. White-! My head shot up as I heard voices up ahead. I-I've got to hide-! I locked my arms beneath his armpits and hugged him struggling to drag him away. He's freaking heavy-! Despite my best efforts I couldn't even drag him a few feet. There's no way I can drag his fat butt all the way to the circus. I desperately looked all around freezing as I spied a black strip alone a pile of boulders. I hastily latched my arms around the unconscious man yanking with all my might towards the cave. By the time I got to the crevice the voices could easily be heard.

"Where the hell did they go?!"

"Not even a hint-!"

I smiled unbelievingly. There's no way they can be that stupid...there's a huge trail leading straight towards us! I ignored their idiocy and yanked Black with me into the tiny hole in the cave barely squeezing his body into the darkness. I huffed loudly and pulled him over me resting his heavy head on my shoulder. I clutched his lifeless body tightly absorbing the new weight crushing me. Is he...? I tilted him back slightly awkwardly craning my neck over his clock.

Tick...tock tick...tock...tick tock tick...

I nervously swallowed and held him tightly against myself. What in the world happened? He was just fine a moment ago, nothing wrong with him and...and then he dropped. Why? Did...something terrible happen to White? My heart thumped painfully as my throat constricted. No way-!

"I think they're somewhere over here-!" Someone shouted. I stiffened as shot my gaze out towards the entrance. Thank goodness this cave is L shaped...

"Over here perhaps?" My heart leapt into my throat as I unconsciously held Black tight against me. Please...oh please wake up-!

"Nothing...maybe they went back to the amusement park?" One offered. They can't hear my frantically pounding heart? I shakily sighed struggling with all my might to keep quite.

"Let's try there then." I strained my ears listening to their tapping feet. I waited until not even a sound was left. I sighed heavily slumping against the wall. That...that was way too close! But...it saddens me that they are so stupid...I guess that's good for us then.

Without warning the light filtering into the cave shuttered to darkness. My head shot up. It skipped dusk all together? Crap...almost immediately the cold began to nip at my skin.

Oh you have got to be kidding me...

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Great mother of pearl if I had balls they would have frozen off by now! My teeth clattered loudly together as I clutched Black's still unconscious body against myself. So cold...my eyes drifted over to Black's paling blue skin. Since he's unconscious I bet he can't even regulate his body temperature. My hand combed through his hair feeling his icy skull. I bit my lip. Oh this sucks...

I sucked in a deep breath, bracing myself for the cold before slipping off my top and pants laying them out over the ground. I wrestled with his jacket slipping it off and lying in the same disposition as my clothes. My fingers trembled hesitantly as I slipped off his shirt and pants keeping my eyes glued to his tight abs. Good gosh he's attractive...

I shook my mind from the thought and laid him over the somewhat warm clothing before resting myself over his stomach. I paused; his fingers are going to freeze. I slipped off my shoes sticking them over his hands. Gross, but at least his digits will be alright. My soft flesh easily molded to his strong build as I rested my body over his. The cold snapped and nipped at my bare skin as I tried to cover as much of him as I could with my smaller body. At least this way we'll both be warmer than before.

I pressed my fingers to his face shuttering at the freezing find. So cold...even his lips have a blue tinge to them. Without any consent on my part my body reached up pressing my lips to his. A dull thudding warmth enveloped my face as I limply wrapped my arms around his head shielding it from the cold. I...will be fine.

T-this isn't the w-worst that could happen. Besides, at least I'm still conscious. Poor Black...and whatever happened to White? My body trembled wildly as I rested over his body rubbing his neck and cheeks to keep up friction. S-so cold...I pressed my lips to his freezing neck. This sucks...I limply laid my head against his chest, cradling his head in my arms and hips in my legs.

Please...please get better, Joker...

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So how do you like so far? PM me and let me know~ Love you! The first chapter hasn't changed much but from here on out there will be added scenes along to re written work. Thank you for your support and sorry for the confusion! I just couldn't resist going back and fixing my immaturity. REVIEW and let me know if I should continue or do away with REVENGE in its entirety. Thank you!