Hay people, this is the third challenge I took from Challenger, I still have two more so keep an eye out

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demonic talking"

I don't own Naruto or Oh My Goddess.

"Damn I'm tired," Naruto sighed as he entered his apartment after a long day; he had just finished playing the idiot and saving Iruka from Mizuki, which he wouldn't have had to do if Iruka never showed up.

His plan was simple, get the scroll, wait for Mizuki to say something about Kurama, then kill him for breaking the law and clam that he lost control when Mizuki told him about Kurama, of course Iruka screwed that plan up when he barged into the clearing, forcing Naruto to come up with a plan on the fly.

Naruto's plan had succeeded and Iruka had passed him as a ninja, which meant he had a week before team assignments, which gave him a week to pretend to increase in strength and intelligence to the level he showed tonight.

See Naruto wasn't the idiot the everyone though him to be, hell he made every member of the Nara clan along with the top jonin and the old man Hokage look like idiots, he was also stronger then everyone thought he was, hell if he wanted to he could wipe the entire land of fire of the map with the snap of his fingers, at least according to Kurama, or as everyone knew her the Kyubi no Kitsune. He would never forget the day that he met Kurama, or Kura, as she preferred to be called,

Flashback

Five year old Naruto was slowly walking down a long dark corridor, having woken up to find himself in what appeared to be a mansion after being attacked by the villagers again, stupid idiots, couldn't tell they were hurting the son of the man they called a hero; yes he knew that the fourth Hokage was his father, how could he not, he was a perfect copy of him if his hair was a little longer.

"Hello is someone there?" Naruto asked hearing a low humming, before the halls vanished before a door with the kanji for seal carved into it, appeared in front of him. Slowly pushing open the door Naruto himself in a library, with a fire roaring in the fireplace and a beautiful woman sitting in a chair, lightly humming.

"Hello Naruto, I've been waiting for you," she said with a smile, causing Naruto to blush. The woman had long blood red hair and deep ruby red eyes. She was wearing a long flowing red dress with a small ruby necklace and a pair of metal bracelets with rubies on them. "I was wondering when you would show up."

"Um, not to be rude, but who are you?" he asked getting a raised eyebrow from the woman. "I mean I've already figure out this is my mind scape, which would make you the Kyubi, but who are you?" a small smile crept onto her face before she began to chuckle.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, it's just that out of the previous two hosts I had, you're the first to ask for my name without just asking for my chakra," she said getting surprised look from the boy.

"They must not have been very good Jinchurikki then," he said causing her to chuckle again.

"On the contraire, both were very nice, it's just that they didn't ask my name until later on," she smiled. "Anyways, allow me to introduce myself, I am Kurama a first class earth spirit," Naruto looked at her in confusion.

"Wait, so you're not a demon?" he asked getting a shake of her head.

"No I am a spirit of fire, however you are a demon," she said getting narrowed eyes from him. "Or I guess I should say quarter demon," this got a confused look from Naruto. "Maybe I should explain, you see human are not the only thing in the universe; there are three different classes of beings that have been around a lot longer than humans have.

The first group are known as earth spirits, such as myself; even though we're called earth spirits, we do not all draw power from the earth, take me for example, I am classified as an earth spirit, yet I am a spirit of fire and draw my power from the sun.

The second group are known as demons while the third group are known as gods/goddesses these two groups are both equally powerful," Naruto nodded in understanding.

"Okay but what does that make me?" he asked. "You said I was quarter demon, what did you mean by that?"

"I'm getting there," she took a deep breath before continuing. "Now not all demons are evil, and not all god/goddesses are good, they just live one on side of balance, demons live to cause chaos, while god/goddesses live to bring happiness, but they all do this in different ways; some demons use love and lust to drive families apart and cause chaos that way; while some god/goddesses use death and destruction to bring happiness to people, understand?" again he nodded.

"Good, now since they just live on different sides of balance, doesn't mean demons and god/goddesses can't be together and have children, it's just very rare, so rare in fact that I only know of one person who is half god and half demon, though she lives in heaven with her sisters, who are goddesses."

"Alright but how does that relate to me?" he asked growing a little impatient.

"I'm getting there just be patient," she said getting a nod from him. "Now, I don't know when exactly or who they were but two of you ancestors were a god/goddess and a demon," Naruto's eyes widened at this. "Because of this you have both god and demon blood in you, however you are also human which makes you 1/3 god 1/3 demon and 1/3 human, the perfect balance between chaos and happiness," she said causing Naruto's eyes to widen. "And if you are willing, I will awaken you blood and teach you everything I know," she said before she was tackled over by Naruto, who was hugging her, tears of joy in his eyes.

Flashback End

Smiling at the memory of when he first meet Kura and awakened his power, Naruto reached over and grabbed the phone he had in his room, he had gotten it from the old Hokage in order to call for ramen on certain night when he couldn't go out, like his birthday.

With his hunger slowly increasing from the nights events, Naruto quickly dialed the number and put the phone to his ear, waiting to hear the voice of Ayame's voice as she took his order.

"Good evening, you have reached the goddess helpline, one moment please, I take your wish in person," said the person on the other end of the phone, causing Naruto to blink.

'Goddess helpline what the hell?' Naruto wondered as he looked at the phone before a bright light began emanating from the mirror above him, causing him to look up to a spectacular sight.

Out of the mirror appeared a beautiful woman, she had long flowing light brown hair that was tied up with a purple scarf and dazzlingly blue eyes, like the ocean one a sunny day. She was wearing a flowing blue and white dress and wearing a kind smile.

"Good evening, please tell me what is your heart's desire?" she asked causing Naruto to blush at her closeness, which made him jump back in embarrassment before he tripped over a table, hitting his head on the ground.

"Oh damn that hurt," Naruto said sitting up and rubbing the back of his head before looking over at the woman, who called herself Belldandy, who was looking at him with genuine worry in her eyes.

"Oh goodness," she said with a worried look on her face before realizing he was alright. "Allow me to introduce myself, fear not, I am the goddess Belldandy, my duty is to come to those in great distress and assist people such as yourself, now then your wish is my command," she smiled happily walking over to him with a huge smile on her face. "Anything you desire."

Blinking his eyes, Naruto stood up walked into his kitchen, opened the icebox, and grabbed the milk to make sure it wasn't expired, which it wasn't, he then turned around to face her and put his hands in the ram seal, focused his chakra and muttered 'Kai' under his breath, trying to make sure it wasn't a genjutsu. When she didn't vanish, he sighed figuring it wasn't a genjutsu, turned to the stove and began boiling water for tea.

"Do you drink Rooibos or White Tea?" he asked looking over his shoulder, seeing a genially surprised look on her face. "There both Blueberry flavored, only flavor I have left."

"Oh how very kind of you, either works for me," she said as he finished making the tea, walked back into the living room, placing the tea on the coffee table, and motioning her to sit down. "Thank you for the tea," she said getting a nod from him as he slowly drank his own tea.

"So you're a goddess uh?" he asked after a few minutes. "And I get a wish?"

"Yes, I have been sent from heaven to grant you Mr. Naruto Uzumaki, a wish," she smiled as she sipped her tea. "I am from the goddess helpline, goddess first class, second category, unlimited license and my name is Belldandy," she said getting a small whistle of impression from Naruto.

'Damn so I get a first class on my first call, either I have the devils luck or someone likes to fuck me over' he thought as he examined the situation, he knew he would meet a god/goddess or demon someday, how could he not, he was a third of both races, so how could they not be attracted to his location one day, he just never thought it would be by reaching the goddess helpline.

He knew about Yggdrasil, the main source of the wish granting used by the goddesses thanks to Kura, hell she even told him about Nidhogg, which was the demons source of granting wish's, even though they usually can with a price of some sort which resulted in chaos on some level.

"Is it really alright for me to get a wish, I mean I know Yggdrasil allows people on earth to call should their level of fortune and misfortune, but that's normal humans," he said noticing her shocked look. "Is it really alright for me to get a wish, I mean I know my life's been hell but still," Belldandy blinked in confusion at his questions.

"You know about Yggdrasil, how?" Belldandy asked still in shock that a human knew about something like that.

"I'm guessing that the file on me is either classified or just doesn't have a lot on it," her eyes widened at this and she nodded, the truth was his file was classified, only the Valkyrie and her father had access to things other than is name, and most of that was even classified to the Valkyries.

"Well I guess it doesn't really matter one way or another, and to answer your question the reason I know about Yggdrasil is thanks to Kura, the spirit of fire, a first class earth spirit that was sealed inside of me at birth," Belldandy's eyes widened at that, who would seal an earth spirit into a newborn, it was just wrong.

"Of course she was only sealed into me because she was being controlled by a mad man and forced to attack our village, so I don't blame her," he said once again shocking the goddess, even though he was used to stop an earth spirit he didn't blame her at all.

"That is very kind of you," she smiled in an almost loving way, causing him to blush.

"I guess… I'm ready to make my wish now," he said causing her eyes to light up like the stars. "I'd like for a goddess… like you… to stay by my side forever," he said once again making her eyes grow, filled with shock.

Suddenly a blue glow began to surround her, the goddess marking on her head, along with the top of his three whisker like marks which marked him as god, being the top, demon, being the bottem, and human being the middle, began to glow before a beam of light shoot into the sky, tearing a hug hole in his roof, before the light vanished and Belldandy began to fall, right into Naruto's arms.

'Well damn, I didn't think Yggdrasil would actually accept that as a wish,' he thought laying Belldandy on his couch. 'And with the wish, the markings showing my states have begun to glow, which will make keeping my true power's secret a real pain in the ass,' he notice Belldandy slowly coming around before she notice the whole in the roof and ran to his phone.

"I beg your pardon but I need to borrow your phone," she said as she began to dial the number before placing it to her ear as it began to ring. "Hello, this is Belldandy speaking… yes this is in regards to the wish… what you mean it's valid… but wait father…" she looked over at Naruto and handed him the phone. "He wants to talk to you."

"Hello, this is Naruto speaking," he said taking the phone, wondering why the ruler of heaven wanted to talk to him, maybe he was going to threaten him for making the wish, which he didn't think would actually be accepted; no he was the ruler of heaven he wouldn't do that, even if Belldandy called him father.

"It is nice to finally speak with you Naruto Uzumaki," Kami said getting a nervous chuckle from Naruto. "The reason I wanted to talk with you was to tell you that do to your wish, the balance of good has been thrown of, you need to balance it out by calling the demon line, which will call a demon to you; you will need to make a similar wish with her to bring back balance," he said causing Naruto to face palm at that, of course he would have to return balance, why did his life suck. "Also, I want you to stop hiding and take care of Belldandy, you will be with her forever thanks to your wish since your god and demon blood make you ageless like her," he said hanging up, causing Naruto to gulp.

"May I ask what father wanted?" she asked hoping that it wasn't anything bad.

"Sigh, can you hold on for a second, I'll explain everything after we're summoned by the old man's ANBU, who should appear…" he held up a hand and began counting down from five, before pointing to the side where a woman, by her figure, appeared wearing a cat mask. "Now, great timing Neko, I guess the old man wants to see us?" he asked indicating himself and Belldandy, who blinked in surprise, getting a nod from the woman. "Then let's get this over with."

A few minutes later, the three appeared in the office of the old Hokage, and Naruto was a little surprised to see Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai, Hana and Tsume standing there waiting for them.

"Thank you Yugao, you may remove your mask now," he said getting a nod from the masked woman as she removed her mask to show Yugao Uzuki. "Now, Naruto would you mind explaining what that light from your house was a few moments and the woman standing behind you?" he asked causing Naruto to sigh.

"Fine, just get rid of the ANBU and put up a silencing seal, don't want this to get out," he said shocking everyone, before the old man had the ANBU leave and put up a silencing seal. "Also, can I use your phone, it will be easier to show you what happened then explain it all, besides I need to make that call anyways," he said getting a confused look from everyone before the old man passed him the phone.

"What are you going to do Naruto?" Belldandy asked looking on with interest as Naruto dialed the number.

"Hopefully clear this whole thing up and then get some damn food, I'm starving," he said as the phone rang.

"Hello, you've reached the demon chaos center, one moment, I'll be taking your wish in person," the voice said before hanging up, which caused Naruto to sigh as he passed the phone back to the old man, held up his hand pointed as a jet of flames appeared in the office, causing everyone to tense and prepare for a fight.

Out of the fire stepped a beautiful woman, who caused the jaw of both Kakashi and the old man to drop while Konohas ice queens glared at the woman. She was wearing a long red dress with a V design starting just above her waist, showing of her flat stomach and a good portion of her double-d sized breast. She had white hair, violet eyes and a red six sided star on her forehead.

"Hello, I am Hild, Daimankaichō and ruler of hell, tell me your heart's desire," she said, her eyes closed with a smile that just spelt trouble, while everyone simply stared at her as if she was crazy, while Naruto smirked. He knew about Hild, how could he not, when Kura told him all she knew about the rulers of heaven and hell.

"I wish for you to stay by my side forever," he said getting a wide eyed look from everyone, and a small hurt look from Belldandy, which confused him a little since he barely knew her.

"Your wish is… wait what?" Hild asked opening her eyes to stare at him while the star on her forehead glowed before stopping, signaling that the wish had been granted. "Alright kid start talking, why the hell did you make a stupid wish like that?" she asked looking at him, before noticing the marks on his cheek, which were glowing blue for a god, green human, and red for demon. Realizing who the boy was, since he was a very unique case with only herself and Kami having full access to his file, she looked around the room and spotted Belldandy, which surprised her before understanding hit her like a ton of bricks.

"He told you to call after making the same wish with her in order to restore balance in the world, didn't he?" Hild asked pointing at Belldandy, who had a confused look on her face, while Naruto nodded. "Well damn, I came because I was bored and felt like causing a little chaos, never expected this to happen, and with you of all people, you know you're a very special and interesting case right, because if you weren't I would simple kill you and break the contract," again Naruto nodded, thanking his so called devils luck, not only did he get a goddess, but the hottest demon in hell, and the Daimankaicho no less.

"Not to be rude but could you please explain what's going on here?" the old Hokage asked gaining the attention of the entire room.

"Sure old man, but it's a long story and I'm starving, so after you order use some Ichiraku Ramen, I'll explain everything to you, and Ayame when she gets here," he said smiling as he sat down to wait for the food to arrive.

Alright everyone thanks for reading i hoped you enjoyed, this is the third of the five challenges I took from Challenger. thanks for reading and please review.

the Harem that I have decided upon along with those who are suppose to be in the harem for the challenge

Naruto's Harem: Belldandy, Hild, Skuld, Urd, Peorth, Anko, Hana, Kurenai, Yugao, Tsume.

I would like suggestions for others to be in the harem, if you want to see a female form of someone pleas give a female name like a female kiba would be Kira or female Kimimaro would be Kimiko.