AN: Just read a story by MaelstromBankai and I was inspired by it. He really did a good job on it, and I thought to myself, Rigbutter if you don't at least try, you might die! So here we are. And with no waffles.

Ages:

Naruto: 18

Ruby: 18

Moka, Tamao, Kurumu, and Mizore: 17

Yukari: 14

(Chapter 1)

A dark room was illuminated by the light spilling from the now open door. A woman with long black hair tied to the sides in ponytails walked in, her pink corset, dress, and high heeled shoes making her a striking figure. She was Ruby Toujo, and she was here to alert her master- her new master- that it was time to begin his plans for Youkai Academy.

She walked quietly over to the king sized bed and pulled the orange comforter back, revealing a messy mop of black hair. The face of her master was in a content smile as he slept, the jagged whisker marks on his cheeks giving his devoid of baby fat face a feral look. Across the left side of his face were terrible scars that all coalesced at his left eye.

She smiled as she leaned down and locked lips with him. Even in his sleep he responded, his mouth automatically moving in tandem with hers. His eyes opened, revealing a pair of black eyes with red tamoes in them surrounded by red rings. His eyes seemed to grin as he suddenly pulled her to him, deepening the kiss, his tongue slipping into her mouth.

Ruby submitted to him, allowing him to pillage it. He trailed kisses down her neck to her pulse point, the image of a ten tailed beast in a circle. He licked and nipped at it as he started to rub her breasts through her corset. She moaned and squirmed under his ministrations, her sensitive breasts tingling in pleasure.

He stopped, causing her to groan, and stood. His lean and muscular body littered with scars that told of battles won and lost. His six pack abs were proudly on display as he stretched to his 6'3" frame. He turned to Ruby and smirked. He loved his wake up calls. "Ruby my dear, today is the day. It's time for the world to be granted the return of Naruto Uchiha."

Ruby shakily stood, aroused, as she responded. "Yes sir. Do you need anything?"

"No, but thank you for the offer. However, I do have something to tell you. I love my wake up calls." Naruto said.

Nodding happily, Ruby left the room so he could put his clothes on. Naruto turned to his closet and hummed in thought as he chose his outfit. He would be going to Youkai Academy, but he wouldn't wear that horrendous uniform. He instead chose a form fitting long sleeved black shirt and pants combo, a pair of black converse, black gloves and a dark green flak jacket. He tied an red and black clouded sash across his shoulders, and combed his spiky hair to be even spikier.

He left his room in his home, a villa in Italy, and walked down the hall to the kitchen. Entering, he sat at his spot at the square table and dug into the eggs and bacon on his plate. Ruby sat across from him, eating the same thing as him. After finishing, he washed the dishes in the sink and walked with Ruby to the door. Opening it like a gentlemen after grabbing his backpack, he walked with her to the bus stop at the edge of Monterigione and waited for the bus that would take them to Youkai Academy.

It came soon afterwards, the bus driver nodding nervously at the amount of power the blonde was giving off. He had been around for a very long time and had felt some very powerful monsters get on his bus, but they all paled in comparison to the boy. Seeing that the boy and his lovely companion were seated he took off.

Ruby took the time she had with her master to think about their relationship. When she had been younger and her parents died, she had been devastated. But then her old master had come, trained her to be a witch, and basically raised her. Then, five years ago, when she had been ten, he had come along. A monster a year older than herself had come and killed her master, offering her the chance to join him. She had jumped at it, not wanting to be left alone again.

Naruto had been kind, giving her a home in his villa, which he inherited from his dead parents, and anything she needed. He had allowed her to train in her magic, growing the plants of his garden to magnificent heights.

About two years ago, she fell for him. Hard. He had been so kind, so considerate, that she found herself deeply in love with him. He had mentioned, in passing, that his Youkai type required him to take on multiple mates. She had accepted this, and vowed to assert herself as the alpha female of the harem he would no doubt take.

She kissed his cheek as he stared out the window, pulling the face mask that was built into his shirt over his face. He looked at her, his eyes showing warmth in them as he wrapped his arms around her, bringing her close. She snuggled closer to his chest, listening to his heartbeat. The steady rhythm of it soothed her as she breathed in his scent.

Naruto looked out the window, seeing the mass of swirling energy that was taking them to the Academy. He went through his checklist in his head. Once at the school, he had to speak with the head master. He needed to get the man to allow him to attend as a first year, despite his father.

They arrived at the school, the dead trees giving it an eerie feel as the duo got off the bus. Naruto looked at the ravens in the trees and muttered. "And the raven only uttered, gently stuttered, nevermore."

Ruby giggled at his use of poetry, him having studied the fine arts for years, and looped her arm with his as she guided him on the path to the school. Halfway there, they heard a scream of "Look Out" and turned to the noise just in time to see a pink haired girl with green eyes ram her bike into Naruto.

Said boy casually stood after the crash and turned to help the girl who was frantically apologizing. "I'm so sorry! I'm anemic and I got dizzy and your… your… bleeding."

She stared at it hypnotically, entranced by the red liquid. The leaned on him, sinking her elongated fangs into his neck, savoring the sweet nectar. It was sweet, with hints of spice and sour in it. She moaned at the taste, the liquid pouring down her throat. She unconsciously rubbed against him, missing the look on Ruby's face.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at the pink haired girl drinking his blood. He could already tell she was a vampire. She was sucking his blood. It wasn't hard to figure out. After she had released him he straitened his shirt and sash. Turning to the pinkette, who was blushing from his looks, he said. "Hmm, due to the fact that you sucked my blood, I believe you're a vampire. My name is Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha, Bijuu, and this is my dear Ruby Toujo, a witch."

Moka looked at the now known Uzumaki in awe. She had been taught that the Bijuu were the strongest monsters in the world, the most powerful being the Ten Tailed beasts. Her own father had forced it into her head that should she meet one, befriend it. After asking why, he said that strong Bijuu were known to be very territorial and would immediately assert itself as a alpha.

Her Inner Self was looking at the boy in curiosity. She too had been told of the Bijuu. And while Outer Moka was in awe, she was feeling his youkai amount. What she found was a large beast with two eyes and large rabbit like ears and one eye. Behind it were ten tails. He was a ten tailed Bijuu, the most powerful of them all! She started to speak to Outer Moka and instructed her to befriend him and stay out of his path.

Moka smiled and held her hand out, which Naruto firmly shook. "Moka Akayashi! Nice to meet you two!"

Her attitude was refreshing to the Uchiha. It had been a long time since he had talked to anyone beside Ruby and the people of Monterigione, who were scared shitless of him seeing how he owned the entire town, and he had high hopes that he would make more friends here. After all, it was part of the reason he even came here.

After they introduced themselves, they made their way to the school. Getting their schedules, they split up, Naruto and Ruby leaving Moka. They found their class and entered, interrupting. All the male students were looking at Ruby with lustful eyes while the females Naruto. After getting introduced and finding seats near the back, they sat and listened to Miss Nekonome talk about the purpose of the school.

They were interrupted again by the arrival of Moka, who upon seeing Naruto, glomped the Juubi of the Bijuu. All the males were giving him murderous looks while the females were giving Moka the same. The pink haired vampire sat to the left of Naruto while Ruby sat at his right.

Miss Nekonome continued her speech. "Here at Youkai, you are expected to learn how to hide in the human world. It is very important to have this skill as the humans rule the world now, and we are running out of places to hide."

An arrogant boy by the name of Saizo said. "Why don't we just eat them? I mean, after we have some fun with the girls of course."

Naruto piped up from his spot, wondering if Zetsu would be here and seeing Miss Nekonome looking nervous. "Idiot. We're here to learn to live amongst humans, not kill them. If we attack humans, they will learn of our existence and hunt us as animals. Experiments, 'Holy Crusades' by churches, annihilation, and genocide. All these things will happen if you don't shut the fuck up and think of the good of the monsters in the world. Now, I apologize to you Miss Nekonome. I didn't mean to interrupt your class."

Miss Nekonome just smiled and said. "It's alright… I'm sorry, but I don't know your name."

The black haired Juubi smiled as he said. "Naruto Uchiha."

Nodding, the blonde Neko said. "Alright Naruto-Kun… wait, Uchiha?! As in, the Bijuu Uchiha?"

Naruto nodded as he said. "Yup! That's me! A Juubi."

All the class who didn't know were looking at the teen with awe and fear. He was incredibly strong. Even Saizo was rethinking his plan to get rid of the teen so he could get to the two girls with him. In the world of Monsters, Bijuu, even low tailed ones, were more powerful than Yoko. The vampires and the Bijuu had good relations, having helped each other in the past.

After class they were dismissed for the day, allowing then students to explore the campus. They got hungry and decided to eat lunch, Naruto giving a puppy dog eyed look to Ruby who sighed and used her magic to make a medium bowl of ramen appear. Naruto looked as if God had given him a waffle hut, and dug in. he stopped in horror when Ruby said. "Only one until tomorrow."

Sighing, he ate it with less gusto and they talked. Soon, Naruto felt a presence behind him, and smirked before he said. "Zetsu, come out. I know you're there."

A moment later, a tall teen with green hair and a white complexion came out of the ground. He wore the standard uniform of the school, minus the jacket, with large plant like leaves around his body. Zetsu sighed as he sat down, his yellow eyes filled with boredom. "Sup Naruto, Ruby, and new girl. How's it been?"

Naruto gave a nod to the teen, having sensed the cannibal as he approached. "Fine, Zetsu. So what were you able to find out about the Public Safety commission?"

The green haired living plant sighed as he looked at Moka. "Is she okay with being here? Some of my information is rather… grisly."

Naruto gave a stern look at Moka and said. "Moka, I think you should go. Zetsu isn't squeamish about things, and when he says something is grisly, then it might give you nightmares."

The girl pouted before smiling and nodding. "Sure. But I want to know what's going on, okay?"

His nod made her smile happily as she skipped off. Zetsu gave a nod as he said. "What I found was the Kuyo isn't doing his job. He only interferes in the affairs of the school when it suits him, and even then only to make a monetary profit. He takes bribes to arrest students from the more, wealthy, of the students. But that is a far cry from what he had going on. From the information I have, he has been secretly abducting some of the less known female youkai and selling them as 'exotic pets' to various wealthy monsters in the world."

Hearing this made Naruto's blood boil. "Ruby, Zetsu, I apologize for cutting our lunch short, but I have to go and speak with Mikogami."

He used his Juubi powers to change his clothing into that of his fathers. (Tobi's War Outfit) Kissing Ruby's cheek, he vanished in a vortex from his eye.

Zetsu looked at Ruby and said. "Well, I best be getting back to my spying."

He melded into the ground as Ruby went to the dorm she and her master/lover would be sharing. The apartment size room was the property of the Uchiha for years, seeing as they were amongst the most powerful of the Youkai. Getting things arranged and packed away, she sat and started to read one of her books.

This one with an orange cover, and giving her some ideas to try out later.

(Headmaster's Office)

Mikogami rubbed his temples as he looked at the parents of several key students. Issa Shuzen, Tsurara Shirayuki, Ageha Kurono, Cross Ichinose, and Fujiko Sendo all stood, talking about courses and things of that nature. How he wished something would come along, anything, to save him from the squabbling parents.

All at once, he felt an all too familiar energy appear, and turned to see a black haired teen sitting with a bowl of ramen in his hands. Opening his eyes, they saw the black orbs with red commas and lines spin. Mikogami swallowed nervously as the teen slowly ate his food, examining each of them as if they were livestock.

Finishing, he said, leaning back in the chair he had. "Now, care to tell me, Mikogami, why in the name of Kaa-Sama I don't obliterate your school? Why I don't just kill Kuyo and get all this PSC crap out of the way?"

Mikogami spoke, his voice subservient and humble, making the other parents look at him in slight shock. "I have no say in what goes on in the PSC. Due to several loopholes in the student charter, they can do whatever they want so long as I doesn't directly effect the school."

Nodding at that information, Naruto gestured to the parents. "Did you tell them?"

Issa spoke up. "Tell us what?"

"Tell you that Kuyo is currently searching for a vampire, succubus, witch, mermaid, yuki-onna, goken, and Neko to sell on the slave markets. That, all of your children are in extreme danger here. But, due to the Youkai Council, they can't be taken out of the Academy for any reason other than, and I quote, 'Pregnancy, Disease, Injury, expulsion, and/or death.'"

All the parents were ashen as they heard this. Fujiko looked at Naruto, worry in her eyes as she said. "And, you believe you can help? And how do you know this?"

Looking at her, he sighed dramatically and snapped his fingers. Out of the ground came Zetsu, a grin on his face. The Uchiha said. "Meet Zetsu Senju, son of Hashirama Senju, and my number one spy. And yes, I can help them. I already am by putting measures in place to ensure the total obliteration of the PSC. Kuyo thinks he's the 'God of Youkai?' Well, what happens when the 'God' meets a demon?"

His eyes flashed a deep red as they saw the same thing as Inner Moka flash before them. A large being with large rabbit ears and two eyes with commas and lines in them. Waving behind it were ten tails.

Standing, Naruto said. "As of this moment, I will be the one protecting your children. This I promise in the name of the Uchiha Clan."

In a flock of crows, he disappeared.

AN: Got this going a few weeks ago, and just had to get the story just right. As of this moment, the harem is as such:

Ruby

Moka

Kurumu

Mizore

Tamao

Nekonome

Yuffie

And yes, Yuffie is from Final Fantasy 7. Can you guess what kind of Youkai she is?