Me: I just had to do this. Oh goodness I just had too!

Starscream: Crazybird101 dose NOT own. Transformers. Only Psycwave

XoX

Shockwave was grumbling to himself as he went through the reports sent in by Dreadwing. They just lost half a shipment of Energon to those Autobots. Again. Shockwave growled to himself as he sat back in his chair.

Psycwave peeked her head out shyly to see if Shockwave was busy. When she saw him just sitting in his chair she grinned and started to walk up to him. By this point she was as tall as the armrests on his chair. "Shockwave?" she asked.

Shockwave turned his attention from the monitor to the youngling standing beside his chair with her servos behind her back and big red optics glimmering with curiosity. "What is it femme?" he sighed.

Psycwave frowned at being called 'Femme'. "I have a question. And it's really important."

Shockwave sighed. What 'important' question is it this time? "What is it?"

Poor Shockwave wasn't prepared when she replied to his question. "What's interface?" she asked like any curious child would. Shockwave immediately froze in his seat and slowly looked down at Psycwave with a wide optic. "W-where on Cybertron did you learn that word?" he asked.

"I overheard Astrotrain talking with Dreadwing. He said something about 'Getting ready to interface with 'em Autobot femmes and mechs'." Psycwave replied with a smile.

Shockwave's optic twitched slightly. He would need to kill Astrotrain later. But for now he needed to find a way to explain interface to a youngling. Swallowing slightly he looked at her nervously "Er... Well... It's. .. D-didn't Soundwave or anyone else explain this to you?"

Psycwave shook her head. Obviously.

Shockwave slightly flinched. Primus, he was done for. "Well... Interface is... Something that... Us grown Cybertronians use to express our feelings for another." he said with a nervous smile.

Psycwave tilted her helm to the left slightly and blinked "But... Dose that mean Astrotrain has feelings for EVERY Autobot?"

I am going to personally torture you for this Astrotrain, Shockwave thought sinisterly before smiling back down at Psycwave, "No femme. He's... Just like that."

"Then what did he mean by 'Ramming his cord into the port of an Autobot?'" Psycwave then asked.

"What?" Shockwave then asked, his face now showing no emotion.

"What's a cord? And what's a port? Do I have a cord or port?" Psycwave asked, grinning.

Shockwave gagged at all of the questions. "Er... Um... When you older I'll tell you the rest." he finally answered.

Psycwave pouted "But I wanna know nooooowwwwww!" she whined.

"Oh, Primus." Shockwave sighed to himself. "Femme. A cord is something that helps med-bots identify if a Cybertronian is a mech. And a port is something that identifies if the Cybertronian is a femme. Such as yourself."

Psycwave grinned, "What dose a plug look like?"

Shockwave so desperately wanted to scream out the answers to the little femme. But Soundwave wouldn't be happy with that. Instead, he merely smiled and returned to the monitor, "You'll find out yourself when your older hopefully."

He sighed in relief when Psycwave didn't talk back to him. Instead she merely asked "Have you ever 'Rammed your cord into an Autobot's port?'"

Shockwave merely sighed, "Thankfully no. Now go read a datapad or something."

Psycwave smiled, "Okay Shockwave!" she said before happily skipping out of the communications room.

Shockwave sighed in relief. This was surely going to be something that would remain in his processor for vorns to come...

XoX

Shockwave snapped his optic online from the memory. He looked at the femme he held in his arms as she recharged peacefully, a smile on her lips. Shockwave smiled slightly before kissing the back of her neck and falling back into recharge as well.

End.