Title: April Fool's

Author: Angelina

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to L.J. Smith and the Vampire diaries series. I am simply enjoying borrowing the characters and creating stories.

Summary: Jeremy confesses to Elena that he is gay.

AN: I will be posting a bunch of random April Fools stories. Most are going to be silly. None of them are going to be connected to the others. By the way I am not a fan of Elena so I doubt that she will be in any of my stories. Please review them though. I'd like to know which ones you like, and which ones you don't.

Title: In love with a vampire!

Jeremy just knocked on the door of The Michelson's house. He was holding a cake tin in his hands, waiting patiently for somebody to answer the door. He started whistling when the door was ripped open. Jeremy grinned at the person in the door way.

"Good afternoon Klaus!"Jeremy said, in a cheerful voice as if they were old buddies.

Klaus scowled at the Gilbert boy, wondering why the hell he was at his house, in a cheerful mood, and what looks like holding a cake? Klaus raised his eyebrows at that discovery. "How sweet! You baked me a cake! I knew there was a reason why I kept you alive."He said, sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "What do you want?"Klaus asked, groaning annoyed.

Jeremy kept on grinning at the vampire. "Sorry Nik, but this cake isn't for you! It's for Kol!"He replied. "Is he home?"

Klaus raised his eyebrows even more suspicious now. "Kol is upstairs sleeping."Klaus said.

"Are you kidding me? It's 3PM! What a old lazy bum!"Jeremy gasped.

"Hey he may be lazy but that has nothing to do with his age mate!"Klaus hissed.

Jeremy sighed, pushing past Klaus, walking into his house uninvited.

"Gee come on inside why don't you?"klaus said, with sarcasm.

Jeremy grinned at the vampire. "Thank-you!"He said. Jeremy then walked towards the stairs, paused to wave at Klaus, then walked upstairs, ignoring Klaus's confused, yet shocked stare.

"Make yourself at home mate!"Klaus shouted, then sighed and went to get himself a drink.

Once upstairs Jeremy went in search of Kol's room. He opened up a pink bedroom, quickly closing it when he heard a squeak coming from inside. He then opened up a plain boring took that was fill of books, he quickly shut that door! The next door he opened was thankfully the right door. He didn't really feel like prowling around in Klaus Mikaleson's bedroom.

Jeremy walked into Kol's bedroom, eying the other male lying on his belly. Jeremy placed the cake down on a cake, then opened up the blinds, letting the sunshine in. "Rise and shine sunshine. You are missing a wonderful sunny day!"Jeremy grinned, jumping on the bed, laying next to Kol.

Kol growled,"Go away! Mmm tired."He mumbled.

Jeremy placed his hand on Kol's hair and started playing with it. "It's 3 PM, wake up!"

Kol growled again, pushing Jeremy's hand away from his hair. "Leave me be Jer." Kol mumbled.

"5, 4, 3, 2."Jeremy started counting down.

Kol sat up wide awake now, eying the human that was lying next to him. Jeremy grinned at him. "What the hell are you doing in my bed mate?"Kol asked.

"I knew as soon as you called me Jer, that you would be wide awake. "Jeremy chuckled. "After all I used to wake you up all the time in the past."He frowned, then added,"Until I found out that you were just using me in one of Klaus's sick games."

Jeremy groaned, then collapased back onto his bed, closing his eyes. He rubbed his forehead, sighing. "Jer seriously darling, what do you want?"He asked. "Here to try to kill me?"

"No I came here to talk with you bro, that's all."Jeremy admitted.

"Alright we will go with that mate. Talk if you want to talk."Kol said.

"Only if you sit up Kol."Jeremy said, sitting up.

The vampire groaned, then sat up once again, sighing. "Alright, fine. Talk!" Kol glared at the human.

Jeremy nodded his head, then grinned a little. He took a deep breath and then got out of the bed, grabbing the cake. He took the lid off, then brought the heart shaped cake back to Kol. He sat down once shrub, then added,"I baked you a cake."

Kol raised his eyebrows, then glanced at Jeremy, and stated,"You baked me a cake darling? How sweet, but why?" Kol glanced down at the white frosting heart shaped cake. He noticed the sprinkles and grinned. Jeremy remembered that he loves sprinkles!

"Why? Because I'm in love with you Kol!"He stated, happily. "I want to be with you."

Kol started laughing his ass off at what Jeremy just told him. "You are in love with me?"He snorted. "Jer I let you suck me off twice in school, when we were dorming together because you wanted to experiment with a guy. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm not into dudes! Now your in love with me?"He asked, chuckling."Can't I have somebody bloody get my rocks off without falling in love with me?"He smirked.

Jeremy pouted, "I'm not sure if I should be insulted or jealous! Though I'm probably the only human that you ever let live so that's a plus right?"He chuckled.

"Though 'technically' if I'm being honest darling, I only kept you alive because I was ordered to by my brother Nik. I was also ordered to kill you if..."He then got cut off by Jeremy

Jeremy glared at Kol, slapping his arm,"I know and I'm sure you would have snapped my neck in a heart beat huh?"

Kol smirked at him, running his fingers down Jeremy's cheek,"Now that's not true love. I would have let you play with me one more time first."He frowned. "Otherwise it wouldn't be as fun."

Jeremy snorted,"Gee I'm glad to hear that killing me would entertain you ass hole!" He then grabbed the knife and cut two big slices, handing one to Kol. Jeremy took a big bite, then chewed. He watched Kol do the same.

"No hard feelings love."Kol said, taking another bite. "Delicious cake mate."He added, grinning with his mouth full. The vampire soon finished his slice, then cut another one up and took a bite out of his cake, he then soon spit it out when he felt something hard in his cake. Kol eyed the gold ring with a red stone that he nearly choked on. He then snarled at the human,"What the bloody hell is this?"

Jeremy chuckled at the while situation. "It's a ring of course."He smirked.

"I know it's a bloody ring Jeremy! What the hell is it doing in my cake?"He demanded, glaring at Jeremy "Let me get this straight, you came over here to tell me that you were in love with me, after I stupidly let you get me off a few times, and now you want to get married?"Kol asked, letting out a growl. "Are you fucking kidding me Jer?"

Jeremy laughed,"What's the matter you don't think I'd be pretty in a white wedding dress?"He pouted,"Now that hurts my feelings darling."

"Jer I am two seconds to about to rip your heart out! Now tell me the truth!"He growled.

"Kol you don't scare me, because I know that you would never kill me. But alright I'll tell you the truth."Jeremy said, adding"'That is Elena's ring, that marriage joke was hers, not mine!"

"Joke?"Kol asked.

"Me coming here acting all lovey dovey with a cake was actually a April fools joke."He chuckled.

Kol let out a sigh,"So you aren't in love with me then Darling?"

"Nope."Jeremy grinned,"I just stayed for some cake and to suck you off for old time sake."Jeremy smirked. 'I could love you if I allowed myself too.'He thought.

Kol smirked back at the human,"Well played my friend! Well played. I think we really could be best mates, if I didn't want to drain you all the time, because you smell Devine."He frowned.

Jeremy smiled at him,"Well I can't help it if I smell so delicious!"He laughed.

Downstairs Nik and Bekah were sitting down drinking a glass of wine with the most priceless faces on their faces.

"What the bloody hell?"Bekah asked, she then eyed her older brother,"Did you know our brother was a poof?"

"Elijah and I made a bet once, but we never found out. I guess Elijah owes me $10,000."He grinned. "I'll be sure to pick up soon."He laughed.

"Hmm now that you mention it, I can see Kol being into blokes. I mean he has never had a girlfriend."Bekah stated, sipping more wine. "His meals don't count."

The door opened, slamming shut. "You owe me $10,000 Elijah! Our brothers a little fairy."Klaus smirked at Elijah.

"Your just figuring this out? I found out centuries ago."Elijah stated, grabbing a drink.

"You bloody bastard!"Nik snarled? Throwing his empty wine glass at his older brothers head.

Jeremy placed his mouth at Kol's ear,whispering softly,"Do you think they bought it?"

"Well they did before you said that. Vampires darling, remember that next time! We have perfect hearing. We can hear miles away."

"SHIT!"Jeremy screamed, burying his face in Kol's stomach, as the vampire rubbed his back and he, as well as his siblings cracked up in laughter.

THE END