Disclaimers : I don't own any of the websites I've mentionned in the short fic, and I don't own Glee ( unfortunately ) !
I think I've never been so bored in my entire life. Tina is at the theater with Mike – they're going to see the last Twilight ew – and Mercedes is somewhere over the rainbow. No… honestly, I just don't know where she is. At least Brittany texts me even if she's with Santana…. and whoa I really don't want to know why it took 20 minutes for her to answer my previous text.
Try Omegle! It's really entertaining :) – BS
What the hell is this? – K
…
Well, seems like she doesn't plan to answer me again. Omegle. I've read this somewhere but I can't remember.
Omegle is a great way for you to meet new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you blahh blahh blahh blahh. Okay, so it's a chat.
Meet strangers with common interests… what are my interests, exactly? I like Harry Potter. And Queer as folk… and Sherlock. And Sex and the city.
|Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Queer as Folk, Justin Taylor, Brian Kinney, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Sex and the City.|
Text or video… HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA – there's no way I'm having a webcam chat right now. I look like shit. Text. Ahhhh crap. Verification code. I know I'm not a robot, 'kay? Jeez.
antyswi 245
It didn't work.
Barabli Cecil
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
Stranger : rp?
You : Pardon me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What was that? New chat. What, will I have to enter a verification code every time?
Ancien ndentsum
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Harry Potter
Stranger : Rp with me?
You : I don't know? Maybe?
Stranger : Ships?
You : What?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well, fuck you, conversational partner. New chat.
andarb class
This is definitely not English.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Queer as Folk, Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Stranger : [ Justin tops Brian for the first time ] They were laying on the bed for three hours, both naked, having agreed to have lazy sex – last night was pretty intense and they were both sore… but they wanted more. Justin gently kissed Brian's jawline, then his neck, going lower and lower on Brian's body… '' On your stomach, baby, '' Justin whispered in Brian's ear.
My eyes widen and a deep blush spreads across my cheeks.
You : What the hell is that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm not even sad. New chat.
teriwel furnace
No. Not English at all.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Queer as Folk, Justin Taylor, Brian Kinney
Stranger : Hi :DD Wanna rp?
Gosh, another one?
You : I don't know what RP is.
Stranger : You don't :o? Whoa! You should totally try one day!
You : Why's that? What is it anyway?
Stranger : It's roleplaying! You know what roleplaying is, right?
You : Uh… like Dungeons and Dragons thing?
Stranger : Pretty much like this, yes! Except that when you RP about your OTP or a random ship… there is no fights or experience gained or monsters, haha! It's just you and your partner(s) :D
You : Sounds a lot like an orgy.
Stranger : Hahaha well, you can choose to write a sex scene involving an orgy if you want to!
You : I will ignore your last sentence and ask you what is an otp and a ship in the RP language.
Stranger : OTP means One True Pairing. My OTP is Johnlock! John and Sherlock :) I also ship Justin and Brian from QAF :D
You : Whoa… this is very confusing. So If I say that I love John and Sherlock together, it means that I ship them, am I right?
Stranger : Right! You're a quick learner :) What's your name btw?
You : Kurt.
Stranger : No way! I'd never thought I'd meet another guy that ships Johnlock :')
You : Well it's nice to meet you, funny guy.
Stranger : I'm Blaine! I'm thenamesnotyobusinessmofo on Tumblr :)
You : What is Tumblr?
Stranger : WHAAAT? You don't know – oh my god. Kurt, tonight you're going to discover a WHOOOLE new world. I'm gonna initiate you to RPing and Tumblr! Be prepared though because being a part of a fandom can suck dicks sometimes.
You : It's okay, I like the D anyway.
Why the fuck did I say that.
Stranger : Haha yeah, me too! Okay let's start by a user name. Choose a cool one! And a unique one because we're over 75 millions of users on Tumblr.
You : Erm… I'll be whatthehellamievendoinghere.
Stranger : Oh god. XD Okay. Go on the Tumblr website and create an account :)
You : Boooy you're lucky I'm bored.
Stranger : Come ooon!
You : Okay, hold on.
…
You : Okay, done. What do I do, now?
I think I shouldn't have asked that, because Blaine starts to explain to me how Tumblr works – and why the hell does it have to be so complicated – and it took one. Freaking. Hour. An hour! I'm supposed to be sleeping by now!
Thenamesnotyobusinessmofo is now following you. Swoon.
You : I suppose I have to follow you back?
Stranger : Yessss! Top right corner :D
You : Alright, I clicked follow.
Stranger : Awesome! Can you see what's on my dash?
You : Yes. It's full of Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes and Queer as Folk gifs and pictures.
You : Wait a sec
You : Is that
Stranger : Ahahahahaha!
You : Is that Sherlock and John?!
Stranger : Yes!
You : BUT THEY ARE
You : WHOA
Stranger : This is Johnlock fanart!
You : DICKS
Stranger : Well this one is a porn draw ahaha!
You : Wow I like Tumblr.
Stranger : You do? Well you'll like RPing even more :D
You : I don't think I could like something more than John and Sherlock having sex against a wall.
Stranger : I'm pretty sure you will! What if /you/ were choosing and describing that they were doing?
You : I'm not sure I understand?
Stranger : Are you good at writing?
You : I don't mean to brag, but yes. Where's the link between this and Johnlock?
Stranger : RP with me!
You : Ahhhh.
Stranger : RP with me pleeeaaaase!
You : I don't even know if I'm any good at it.
Stranger : Pleaaase! I'll show you how to RP and you'll never want to stop!
You : I'm supposed to be sleeeepiiiiing!
Stranger : Sleep is for peasants!
You : Peasants?
Stranger : SDFIGAIHGI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
You : ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT OMFG WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AFTER?
Stranger : I WILL! But you won't leave me alone because RPing is awesome!
You : We'll see. How does it work?
Stranger : Well, first thing first! Do you want to be Sherlock or John?
You : Sherlock.
Stranger : Okay! Wow, I've never played John before. Sorry if I suck ahaha!
You : Well I've never played any of them soooo.
Stranger : Shh. Okay. Now, do you want this to be canon or you want an AU?
You : You're speaking Chinese.
Stranger : Ahaha! When we say canon, it means that we're playing the characters like they are in the show. An AU is an alternate universe. Like… you can play Sherlock as a vampire :P
You : I like the vampire idea.
Stranger : Awesome :D So vampire!sherlock and human!john?
You : I'm not gonna ask why the! and I'll say yes.
Stranger : You better not ask because I don't have a single idea of why we use them! Haha :D
I smile.
Stranger : Do you want them to know each other already or you want them to be complete strangers?
You : Erm… them being strangers could be interesting.
Stranger : Okay :D Do you have skype?
You : Yeah, search Kurt Hummel. Brunette with blue-green eyes.
…
Stranger : I found you!
I see Blaine's picture on the corner of my screen. Holy crap… am I really talking with thatboy right now? He's… well… he's very good looking. He has short and curly hair, big hazel eyes… a bit of stubble, and a lot of eyebrows. I can't tell anything about his body, though. The picture is focused on his face – I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong.
Kurt : Well well, hi there mister Anderson.
Blaine : Hi :D
Kurt : Okay so what do I do now?
Blaine : Well first you can leave Omegle
Kurt : Aww. My conversational partner left. Screw him.
Blaine : I'm sorryyy D:
Kurt : Nvm, he's cute so he's all forgiven.
Wow. I don't have any filter tonight.
Blaine : You think I'm cute c:?
Kurt : What do I do now?
Blaine : Ohh come on, you're just being mean!
Kurt : Teehee ~
Blaine : Okay go there : chatzy . com
What is this crap again?
| chatzy . com |
Kurt : What is thiiiis?
Blaine : It's a chat room! Create an account and tell me when you're done :)
Kurt : Gosh, my inbox will be spammed with e-mails because of you.
Blaine : Come oooooon!
Kurt : Okay okay.
…
Kurt : Okay, I created an account. Now what do I do?
Blaine : Go there, it's our chat room :) us12 . chatzy 42379259784355
Kurt : Why am I doing this.
Blaine : Because it'll be fun!
Kurt : Blaah blaah blaah. Okay. I suppose I enter as 'Kurt'?
Blaine : No, you enter as 'Sherlock' :D
Kurt : Whoa okay. I TAKE THE AQUA COLOR!
Blaine : GNSFGHDFGHNFG okay :c I'll take nazy blue.
Blaine : Naxy *
Blaine : NAVY *** stupid keyboard
A small grin curls the corner of my lips.
Kurt : You're funny.
Blaine : Sorry I'm just really goofy sometimes :') Okay so I'll start okay,?
Johnjoined the chat.
Kurt : WHOA IT JUST DRAGGED ME TO THE CHATZY TAB AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Blaine : HAHAHAH WHOOPS
Kurt : Okay I guess I'll let you start. Because I don't have a single idea of what I have to do. :B
Blaine : Oh my god :o OH MY GOD
Kurt : What?
Blaine : YOU'VE PUT A SMILEY AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE!
Kurt : Oh my gosh.
Blaine : IS IT CHRISTMAS?
Kurt : Hey. We met 20 minutes ago, okay? I use smileys sometimes.
Kurt : … not a lot, but I certainly do.
Blaine : Shhht. I'm working on my post now!
Kurt : Okay.
My eyes are aching so badly. I'm so tired. Why can't I just disconnect? Oh god. I look in the bottom right corner of the screen; 11:48.
Kurt : I'm tiiiiireeeeeed.
Blaine : Wait a sec! Almost doen!
Blaine : Done * shgsjgsdkfh
Kurt : See? You're tired too. You can't even type. Can we do this tomorrow?
Blaine : No.
Kurt : But :c
Blaine : NO. :c
Kurt : Okay, okay.
New messages(s) in the room!
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John :He didn't know why he was walking on the street at this time of the day. He didn't even know where he was. The only thing he knew was that it was really cold outside, and that he had to buy some new boots. Shoving his frozen hands into the pockets of his thin jacket, John looked up and read what was written on the signpost. Baker Street. Where the hell was this? * Sigh… * John would have to stop wandering around the town during the night. He glanced around him, searching for someone who could help him to find his way home, and then he heard a noise and his heart began to pound faster in his chest. '' Who's there? '' he called.
Kurt : Okay so I assume I have to write what Sherlock is doing?
Blaine : Exactly :D
Kurt : Okay hold on.
…
Kurt : I don't even know if what I've written is okay so tell me if I should change something.
Blaine : Lemme see!
Kurt : Alright, alright.
Sherlock :It's been a week since Sherlock fed from a human. Unfortunately, the blood of animals wasn't enough to quench his thirst. The man wasn't on a diet or anything like that; it's just that there wasn't any prey to catch in the whole town. People heard that there was a murderer who was going out at night to find a victim – for whatever reason, nobody knew yet – and now nobody dared to go out at night, which meant that Sherlock had to feed from the largest animals he could find. And then he smelled something. Or should I say someone. Sherlock was walking along the Baker Street and he was almost home when he smelled the scent of a human near him. He let out a low growl in hunger and turned around, only to see a frightened man few meters away. 'Who's there?' he heard, and he quickly hid behind the nearest building.
Blaine : Shut it. You RP'ed before.
Kurt : No, I swear I never RP'ed. Was it good?
Blaine : Of course it was :D I'm impressed! You're clearly a natural :)
A smile spreads my lips.
Kurt : I'm glad. But now I really, really need to sleep.
Blaine : Kuuurt it's summer break D: !
Kurt : But I'm tireeeed!
Blaine : :c - ( this is a pout )
Kurt : I'm disconnecting now.
Blaine : Noo!
Kurt : Bye Blaine.
Blaine : Nooooo!
Kurt : Sleep well. I'll be there tomorrow around 10a.m.
Blaine : Fiiiiine. Bye!